Chuck Norris can cut someone in half.by just looking at you. Im making a game called Ultra Smash Flash. Chuck Norris will be playable. A. Chuck Norris turned the wine back into water. Chuck Norris once got a 500 in bowling. Without a ball. Or pins. Or oxygen. If you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris, they also spell Crush Rock I. Chuck Norris is the best thing since sliced bread, which of course, was inven. You dont invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself. That is the question. The answer?