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Frank Morgan: Private Diary: omg wtf srsly
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Frank Morgan: Private Diary. Thursday, 3 January 2008. Mi fliptop computer thingy has like totally broken n stuff - wtf - the man in the store sed it waz a gud one, then he said he'd give me money off if I did sumthin 4 him out the back . . . Y iz it like not wurkin? He nvr called me eithr. N i can't write this sh1t in a innernet store - in public. Thursday, January 03, 2008. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Its my birthday . . . The Future is NOW. I want to deform. View my complete profile.
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Frank Morgan: Private Diary: I want to deform
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Frank Morgan: Private Diary. Friday, 4 January 2008. I want to deform. I want to get hair extensions for my face and eat dirt from the pavement. Today I picked up from the street:. A blue plastic bag. An unidentifiable piece of fruit. A piece of hair. A blood stained tissue. A polystyrene container for food (used). A piece of rubber from a car tire. A playing card (7 of hearts – remember this card, you will see it again in the next week). This is all evidence. It is easy to get confused. The Future is NOW.
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no pants: Downs and Ups
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You are so full of hot air that you wouldn't sink in a kitchen if you had to.". Read my newest blog! If you liked No Pants, you'll love. Saturday, January 07, 2006. My last quarter of my graduate educational adventure started this week. When seeing people after four plus weeks of absence the obvious question is, "How was your break? I have been saying, "Ups and downs . . ." and then I kick them in the nuts. "Like that." I'll say as I gloat over their quivering body. I am" I squeak from the ground.
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no pants: October 2004
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You are so full of hot air that you wouldn't sink in a kitchen if you had to.". Read my newest blog! If you liked No Pants, you'll love. Wednesday, October 20, 2004. Umbrellas of Pure Love. This is the point where I had three options -. 1) Keep the umbrella. Screw him and his likeable happiness. 2) Return the umbrella to the scene of the crime, but hidden, so I could claim to have not seen it before. 3) Return the umbrella to him and apologize. Posted by Stephen "Steve" at 10/20/2004 11:05:00 AM. Superim...
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no pants: It's Better Down Where It's Wetter
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You are so full of hot air that you wouldn't sink in a kitchen if you had to.". Read my newest blog! If you liked No Pants, you'll love. Tuesday, July 12, 2005. It's Better Down Where It's Wetter. 1589 - 1743 (circa). Posted by Stephen "Steve" at 7/12/2005 04:49:00 PM. Cool picture. Where did you find the information? Where are your sources! I will also swear that I did not post him before as I only finished him just a few days ago. However, he mgiht "look" like another framed drawing of an octopus t...
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Frank Morgan: Private Diary: 6ix Sentences
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Frank Morgan: Private Diary. Monday, 7 January 2008. In the words of Lily Allen, 'Oh my god I can't believe it'. Wait, were those her words or Mark Ronson's? Hold on wasn't it a cover version of the Kaiser Chiefs. Whatever. anyway before I start rambling on, my short short story 'I Am a Private Detective’ appears on Six Sentences today:. I am a Private Detective. Please visit, read and (if you feel like hurling abuse) comment. Monday, January 07, 2008. Like, the worst crap I've ever read. I want to deform.
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Frank Morgan: Private Diary: diabetic undercrackers
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Frank Morgan: Private Diary. Thursday, 13 March 2008. I have added a link to Amanda 'the internet ladyboy hobo. Murphy's blog to my list of blogs what are well good. She paid me 94 euros for this which I've already spent on robot prostitutes. Thursday, March 13, 2008. Fuckin' A, man. And just because my genitals resemble those of a prepubescent boy that doesn't make me a ladyboy. What makes me a ladyboy is that I am a boy and the ladies love me. 14 March 2008 at 00:54. The next night we ate whale.
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Frank Morgan: Private Diary: InPatient
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Frank Morgan: Private Diary. Thursday, 7 February 2008. Does it make you feel weird, me watching you? I feel fine about it, and that makes me feel weird. Is that weird? Did I tell you I lost my phone? Kenny bit me on my arm last night, do you even know Kenny? I think he gave me hepatitis. I don’t know what to say, it all feels very one sided. Nothing has happened, since. You know. Nothing has changed. I should stay a bit longer, maybe watch some TV. Or set fire to something. I feel obligated to talk.
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Frank Morgan: Private Diary: How can I be ill, again?
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Frank Morgan: Private Diary. Monday, 18 February 2008. How can I be ill, again? Apart from that everything is pretty good. Monday, February 18, 2008. My goodness you do get into a pickle. You must drive your mother insane. Tell me about your mother. 18 February 2008 at 23:38. You sound like my psychiatrist, he always wants to know about my mother. He's always getting me to describe what she's wearing etc. 19 February 2008 at 10:32. 20 February 2008 at 22:26. 7 March 2008 at 09:18. How can I be ill, again?
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Frank Morgan: Private Diary: Detective
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Frank Morgan: Private Diary. Monday, 10 December 2007. I walk around London in the dark, I follow people for a living, I spy on people. I walk through the meat market most days, there’s always blood and little bits of offal, pig livers, that sort of thing lying around. The seagulls and the pigeons fight over the bits and peck at the bloody pavement. Monday, December 10, 2007. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The last 10 searches that lead to this blog. Rabbit Face The Shopping Centre Clown.
