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Portrait of a Gaijin. Upped sticks. Moved East. Started website. Results below. Friday, January 27, 2006. Mr Scruff - Get a Move On. The Gaijin, Friday, January 27, 2006. Hey Bob, this 'ere be Emily. you know, that hot chic from Takasaki, remember? At January 28, 2006 6:59 pm. Like you said yourself ms thomson, you were rather nasty to me t'other day. cocky to boot. why would i go passing around information about a cool place which took me six months to find? What's in it for me? What's in it for you?
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Portrait of a Gaijin
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Portrait of a Gaijin. Upped sticks. Moved East. Started website. Results below. Friday, January 27, 2006. It’s been a funny ol’ fortnight. It started badly enough with a series of humiliating defeats against below average opposition at the All Japan English Teacher footy finals. It rained. It was cold. I was not happy. But, after that weekend to which we will never refer again, things picked up considerably. Right ‘ere in Isesaki (will wonders never cease? Much good fortune in this place. Still, we c...
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Portrait of a Gaijin
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Portrait of a Gaijin. Upped sticks. Moved East. Started website. Results below. Sunday, April 09, 2006. Chuck Norris thinks you should read more about him. Better do what he says. When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris. There is no Control button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris does...
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Portrait of a Gaijin
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Portrait of a Gaijin. Upped sticks. Moved East. Started website. Results below. Saturday, April 01, 2006. A Dream I Had Recently. If anyone can tell me what this dream is supposed to mean I'd be enternally grateful. That’s right, I dreamt I fell asleep. What of it? I wake up in a Tudor-esque bedroom. Floral duvet. The smell of rosemary. The quintessential English country cottage. I leave the bedroom and enter a large games room dominated by four billiards tables. Joe Melia is there. The woman is carrying...
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Portrait of a Gaijin
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Portrait of a Gaijin. Upped sticks. Moved East. Started website. Results below. Monday, March 13, 2006. So another weekend, another gig. This time it was Animal Collective who hail from the US of A. I’d managed to convince not one. Friends to come to the gig with me too so a red letter day in that respect, although the fact that one of these friends was Shaggy. Meant that it was nothing to be proud about. Generally I enjoy Shaggy’s company about as much as a Muslim enjoys poppin’ pills in a rave. 3) Wait...
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Portrait of a Gaijin
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Portrait of a Gaijin. Upped sticks. Moved East. Started website. Results below. Sunday, April 16, 2006. Words of Expectation: An Editorial. It seems a post I wrote last month, Call Me Out. Caused a bit of a stir with some of the people of Gunma. I didn't realise to what extent though until I spoke to Barbie last night. She thought I'd had a go at her on my blog and, having reread what I wrote, I can see why. So obviously I need to make myself clearer. The Fall: Words of Expectation. Links to this post.
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Portrait of a Gaijin
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Portrait of a Gaijin. Upped sticks. Moved East. Started website. Results below. Thursday, February 02, 2006. My Most Pressing Concern. For seven of the past eleven days I've had my morning shower and found a clump of blue fluff in my belly button. What the fuck? Where is it coming from? Why is it blue? Is somebody putting it there while I sleep? It never used to happen before last week. It's being to freak me out. The Gaijin, Thursday, February 02, 2006. What is it and where is it coming from? Megan: Don...
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Portrait of a Gaijin
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Portrait of a Gaijin. Upped sticks. Moved East. Started website. Results below. Monday, February 06, 2006. You guessed it people - it’s that time again: yet more photos for you to have a look at. The new set is called Bobaku Sensai. Photos are from my last days at Ni Chu, christmas in Thailand, the humiliating footy tournament and the birthday bash. Fun for all the family. Ok, Ok, if I must." "In Japanese! Shit, I, err, boku wa. fuck off! About 4am we stumbled outside, paid and watched Shaggy and Pet Lon...
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Portrait of a Gaijin
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Portrait of a Gaijin. Upped sticks. Moved East. Started website. Results below. Monday, February 27, 2006. My efforts on Saturday to rally the troops and have an Isesaki Boyz Club night out in our nation's capitol failed spectacularly and no amount of stamping my feet or slamming doors changed things. Shaggy was "feeling a little bit tired," No Nickname. Wanted "to save money" and Dorian Gray. Wanted "to see his girl." You're all a load of boring bastards guys. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Your b...