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JARHEAD CORNER: PLEASE WASH YOUR HANDS
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Tuesday, May 1, 2007. PLEASE WASH YOUR HANDS. During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. (That's about 2.5 ounces). In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.). An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! Annually you will shake hands with 2 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
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JARHEAD CORNER: I am now cooler than my sister-in-law
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Friday, March 30, 2007. I am now cooler than my sister-in-law. I am now officially cooler than my sister-in-law beacuse I now have a blog too. She will be so jealous. You are SOOOOOOOO much cooler then her and her blog buddies dear. Friday, 30 March, 2007. Oh Nancy, I AM jealous! Friday, 30 March, 2007. Tuesday, 11 November, 2008. Amiable post and this post helped me alot in my college assignement. Gratefulness you on your information. Friday, 19 March, 2010. Saturday, 24 April, 2010.
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JARHEAD CORNER: Cat Kidney Stones
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Tuesday, June 5, 2007. So Pdubs Mom comes to me last Friday night and says 'I think something is wrong with Boy (the name of one of our cats)'. I say: Whats wrong with him he looks fine to me. Pdubs Mom: He has been walking around for the past two hours sqauting like he has to poop but he does nothing. Me: Did you call the vet and ask them what could be wrong? Me: Better call them it is now 9:30pm and prolly wont get a hold of anyone. All I can say is it's a good thing I love my wife. Poor kitty cat....
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JARHEAD CORNER: Phone Texting
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Monday, April 9, 2007. Thank you for your time. Hell, it's about time you posted something else! FYI: Texting is easier than talking cuz it is faster. Do you really want to talk to me on the phone? Isn't it easier for me to just send you one sentence so you don't have to chat with me? Also, could you please teach my mother to text. That'd save me at least 1/2 hour of conversation every other night. Monday, 09 April, 2007. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Blogs To Go To If Bored.
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JARHEAD CORNER: Men Rules
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Monday, April 23, 2007. I got this by email today and thought all were true so I am posting it here for all the world to read. 1 Men are NOT mind readers. 1 Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it. Down We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about. You leaving it down. 1 Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let. 1 Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that. 1 Crying is blackmail. 1 Whenever p...
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JARHEAD CORNER: I am a QUITTER
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Monday, April 16, 2007. I am a QUITTER. So I have decided to quit smoking.I know its a good choice to do for my health.but its the other peoples health I am worried about while the nicotine is slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwly. Withering its way out of my body. I know I am serious this time as I have never went this long while "trying to tell myself I was quitting". I am worried about nek. Momshe will have to find something else to complain to me about at our family gatherings. I guess I can always stop showering.