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Scarevertising: Invasion of the ID Snatchers
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Invasion of the ID Snatchers. It's hard to take this banner ad seriously, I mean, with the kooky art direction and all. It's probably not even somber enough to classify as scarevertising. But it found it's way into my Hotmail account, so I shall proceed with commentary. Wrong The second I clicked on the card, the message revealed "The thieves got you! And I was redirected to Indentity Guard's website. Wah, wah, waaaaaah! You got me banner advertisement. You got me real good. Invasion of the ID Snatchers.
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Scarevertising: February 2009
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If you're not getting ideal fuel efficiency, maybe it's because you're secretly chauffeuring around this "pancreatic cancer" guy. Besides adding dead weight to your car, who knows what other annoying things he's doing in there. He might be stealing pennies from your ashtray or changing your preset radio stations to smooth jazz and Spanish talk radio. Go away cancer guy, you have 35,000 other people to kill this year. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. The Not So Scary.
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Scarevertising: October 2008
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These depressing webisodes from Divided We Fail remind us how crappy our lives are without health insurance. I'm not sure what the call to action is, but they do a great job of convincing immigrants to lose hope in America. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Scarevertising is any form of advertising that motivates consumer behavior through scare tactics. With so much negativity in news, television, and other media outlets, do we really need to be bombarded with pessimistic ads? View my complete profile.
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Scarevertising: Medi-Scare
http://scarevertising.blogspot.com/2008/10/medi-scare.html
These depressing webisodes from Divided We Fail remind us how crappy our lives are without health insurance. I'm not sure what the call to action is, but they do a great job of convincing immigrants to lose hope in America. Scarevertising is any form of advertising that motivates consumer behavior through scare tactics. With so much negativity in news, television, and other media outlets, do we really need to be bombarded with pessimistic ads? View my complete profile. The Not So Scary.
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Scarevertising: Cancer Shtick
http://scarevertising.blogspot.com/2009/02/back-seat-contrivers.html
If you're not getting ideal fuel efficiency, maybe it's because you're secretly chauffeuring around this "pancreatic cancer" guy. Besides adding dead weight to your car, who knows what other annoying things he's doing in there. He might be stealing pennies from your ashtray or changing your preset radio stations to smooth jazz and Spanish talk radio. Go away cancer guy, you have 35,000 other people to kill this year. View my complete profile. The Not So Scary.
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Scarevertising: Auto Motives
http://scarevertising.blogspot.com/2009/03/auto-motives.html
Let's see. You don't have any work experience. Your salary is out of our budget. And you've got an extensive criminal record. But you're definitely HIRED, simply because you own a car. That's right, it's easier to find a job if you've got a car. And if you lose you job because "these tough economic times", we'll let you return it, just like your foreclosed home. So forget about your problems, and write us a check for $20,000. Hyundai. Don't try to pronounce our name. It's impossible. The Not So Scary.
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Scarevertising: You want a toe?
http://scarevertising.blogspot.com/2008/09/you-want-toe.html
You want a toe? Today I bring you a scarevertising classic: The toe tag. As Walter from The Big Lebowski once said, "You want a toe! I'll get you toe! But I'll get you a toe by 3 o' clock this afternoon.with a toe tag. That's because "toe tagvertising" is one of the most overused visuals in the business. I know I say that about everything, but seriously, just Google "toe tag" and scan the images yourself. It'll toe your mind. (Sorry for that.). You want a toe? View my complete profile. The Not So Scary.
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Scarevertising: March 2009
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Let's see. You don't have any work experience. Your salary is out of our budget. And you've got an extensive criminal record. But you're definitely HIRED, simply because you own a car. That's right, it's easier to find a job if you've got a car. And if you lose you job because "these tough economic times", we'll let you return it, just like your foreclosed home. So forget about your problems, and write us a check for $20,000. Hyundai. Don't try to pronounce our name. It's impossible. The Not So Scary.
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Scarevertising: January 2009
http://scarevertising.blogspot.com/2009_01_01_archive.html
Invasion of the ID Snatchers. It's hard to take this banner ad seriously, I mean, with the kooky art direction and all. It's probably not even somber enough to classify as scarevertising. But it found it's way into my Hotmail account, so I shall proceed with commentary. Wrong The second I clicked on the card, the message revealed "The thieves got you! And I was redirected to Indentity Guard's website. Wah, wah, waaaaaah! You got me banner advertisement. You got me real good. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
