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The Chimping Dandy: And then I killed Bobby Davro
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Amusing outpourings, off colour rantings, ill conceived monologues and in-depth post mortems of things that are still alive. Tuesday, 22 April 2014. And then I killed Bobby Davro. Well, I hope you all had a happy Easter. And I hope it was happy for the right reasons, not just because you were whizzing your mammary glands off due to having eaten the GNP of Matabeleland in chocolate. But that's not what we're here to talk about is it? And there's something that you need to know before I continue - I don't ...
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The Chimping Dandy: Learn to govern yourself, be gentle and patient.
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Amusing outpourings, off colour rantings, ill conceived monologues and in-depth post mortems of things that are still alive. Tuesday, 8 October 2013. Learn to govern yourself, be gentle and patient. I was driving home last night, through the sleepy little Hamlet of Castle Donington, famous for The Download Festival, Motor Racing and Old people shaking their skinny fists at low flying airliners shouting 'Go away great silver birds, you'll not be predating off of my expensive koi carp today! Evolutionary A...
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The Chimping Dandy: \m/ Rockbitch are so NSFW that it's not even funny. \m/
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Amusing outpourings, off colour rantings, ill conceived monologues and in-depth post mortems of things that are still alive. Friday, 7 March 2014. M/ Rockbitch are so NSFW that it's not even funny. m/. You've even read about the time I was trapped in a darkened room with a load of wild transvestites. And had my photograph taken for a German Fetish Magazine. It may not be for everyone. You should probably be at least 18 to read this. The pub I spent a lot of my time in was The Victoria Inn. They were a bu...
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The Chimping Dandy: You know how the smallest thing can trigger a memory?
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Amusing outpourings, off colour rantings, ill conceived monologues and in-depth post mortems of things that are still alive. Wednesday, 1 April 2015. You know how the smallest thing can trigger a memory? And it certainly wouldn’t happen this week ( or next week. As he’s currently off and Sara Cox is filling in for him – And it’s his Birthday today ( 1/4/15 – April Fool’s day… Figures. 8211; Happy Birthday Chap. So, got hit a bit with the tangent-bat there didn’t we? I’m thinking of things like The ...
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The Chimping Dandy: You leave me bent and broken by the roadside
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Amusing outpourings, off colour rantings, ill conceived monologues and in-depth post mortems of things that are still alive. Tuesday, 26 November 2013. You leave me bent and broken by the roadside. Keeping that in mind, imagine the sinking feeling that your friendly neighbourhood Pangolin wrangler gets when he notices a new noise coming from the Dandymobile. Especially when that noise is that of a Briggs and Stratton powered rotary lawnmower. The stout yeoman in the brown storekeeper's coat behind the co...
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The Chimping Dandy: August 2015
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Amusing outpourings, off colour rantings, ill conceived monologues and in-depth post mortems of things that are still alive. Wednesday, 26 August 2015. Some of you might remember that back in April (2015) I had the great fortune to win in the Alternative Blog Awards – I think I might have mentioned it in passing once, maybe twice tops? 8217; – Which is sort of the fun, social-media savvy, young and sexy arm of the UK based Tripe Marketing Board. If a board can, in fact, have young and sexy arms. Or just ...
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The Chimping Dandy: Alright Darlin?
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Amusing outpourings, off colour rantings, ill conceived monologues and in-depth post mortems of things that are still alive. Tuesday, 28 April 2015. If you’ve heard the news over the past couple of days, you’ve probably heard about the case of Poppy Smart. You might not have heard her name, a couple of things I heard on the way into work this morning just referred to her as ‘A Young Woman’ who complained to the Police about being wolf-whistled at by some builders. So, not mad at all then, that's lucky.
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The Chimping Dandy: There's one born every minute
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Amusing outpourings, off colour rantings, ill conceived monologues and in-depth post mortems of things that are still alive. Monday, 20 January 2014. There's one born every minute. You know what I hate? OK, no-one could have expected any of you guys to know that entire list, or the fact that what I'm about to waffle on about isn't actually on it. At this precise moment in time, the thing that I hate more than anything in the Western World are things like this:. 2) The privacy of the portrayed individual.
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The Chimping Dandy: A bit of a flash - The Good Old Days
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Amusing outpourings, off colour rantings, ill conceived monologues and in-depth post mortems of things that are still alive. Tuesday, 23 June 2015. A bit of a flash - The Good Old Days. I realised that I'd not written a story for a while, so here's some flash that I knocked up in my lunch-hour. The Good Old Days. We’d only been in the house for three days when my son stopped eating breakfast. 8220;Eat up,” I’d say, “it’s marmalade, your favourite.”. He stopped eating and looked up at me. 8220;You know, f...
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The Chimping Dandy: Sabian, The Token Yank
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Amusing outpourings, off colour rantings, ill conceived monologues and in-depth post mortems of things that are still alive. Wednesday, 11 September 2013. Sabian, The Token Yank. PLEASE NOTE: THERE IS AN UPDATE TO THE STORY AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS POST 13/09/13. About a million years ago, back at the turn of the millennium in fact, there was a program on BBC 2 called 'attachments' ( With a lower-case 'A' because: hipsters. And a selection of other rum and uncanny people. We even had our own pet Troll.
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