Real Unix Owner" song. The SCO J. Simpson Trial. The Grinch who Stole Linux. Humor Writers Protest In Front Of SCO World Headquarters. Yeah, but SCO code is non-migratory. SCO Must Prove Existence Of Santa Claus in Thirty Days. There once was a man named McBride. Apologies to Poe) [ mirror. Dar's Get the Bird address. Darl McBride: The Early Years. Tuxissa Victims Sued by You-Know-Who. Darl McBride in disguise at BrainTrust. Would you buy a used OS from this man? Would You Like LIES With That?