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Late For the Sky: Wax On, Wax Off
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Late For the Sky. Saturday, December 27, 2014. Wax On, Wax Off. That's the Hanukkah miracle I would like to know more about. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). A Few Favorite Posts. XX Men Origins - The Kegerator. The Biggest Loser - Food Porn. I Don't Need No Doctor. Customers Who Read This Blog Also Read. Mock, Paper, Scissors. Al in la NYer anti-caption contest. Your Pharmacist May Hate You. Old Jews Telling Jokes. Overheard in the Office. View my complete profile.
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Late For the Sky: Road Trip With My Dead Mother
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Late For the Sky. Saturday, July 14, 2012. Road Trip With My Dead Mother. Had been dead for a while, and we were driving to New York with her in the back of the van. In the rear view mirror I saw 9-year-old Allie thrust her head forward, face flushed. “Why does Grandma Margaret have to be right behind me! My wife just showed me her eyes that said, “Your mother. You explain.”. Mom, but far enough away to be alone in my bizarre thoughts, narrating my life to some imaginary friend. We had picked up. But we ...
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The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #238 | Radosh.net
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Pop Politics. Sex. So On. April 26, 2010. The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #238. Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Ancester of W clowns around while ancestors of Cheney and Rumsfeld plot pre-emptive strike on neighbor they believe has discovered fire too. - Jim Cavanaugh . Zorg stared and contemplated: Had it been such a wise idea to leave the hunter-gatherers to live with the sitter-jugglers? So hungry. Anonymous. What is this, Amateur Era? Christ, what an asshole.
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The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #239 | Radosh.net
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Pop Politics. Sex. So On. May 3, 2010. The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #239. Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. I doubted your insanity defense, but I can clearly see your nuts.- wizalt. When you say you're 'in really hot water right now,' do you mean it in the I'm-guilty-of-murdering-my-wife sense? Ok, Captain Pike, I've some questions about these shorts that we found on Talos IV. Please bulge you right eye for "yes"and your left eye for "no". Understand? When you...
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The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #237 | Radosh.net
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Pop Politics. Sex. So On. April 19, 2010. The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #237. Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. I got so constipated it collapsed into a singularity and created a space/time anal fissure. Now every time I fart another temporal reflection of me pops out. The consensus on the Star Trek chat room is that I need a dekyon colonic." - Six of Nine. How can he be so effervescent when the housing bubble's just burst? Posted by: Roma April 19, 2010 3:53 AM.
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The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #236 | Radosh.net
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Pop Politics. Sex. So On. April 12, 2010. The New Yorker Cartoon Anti-Caption Contest #236. Submit the worst possible caption for this New Yorker cartoon. Get out of my chair." - Maya Walker ( my 4-year-old daughter. Well, Obama DID promise us chum."- Anonymous. You can't stay here."- Deborah. For additional Honorable Mentions, Comments and an important note from the Anti-Cap Judge go here. Posted by: MC April 12, 2010 6:48 PM. Have you even looked for fish today? Have you even looked? Posted by: Rob Apr...
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Late For the Sky: GOP Campaign Songs
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Late For the Sky. Thursday, October 18, 2012. Hey, girls, remember the words to that old Willie Nelson song? It's one of my favorites:. Maybe I didn't pay you. Quite as equal as I should have. And maybe I will not grant your. Lady parts health care I could have. If I made you feel second rate. Now my spin is: I was kinder. You were always in my binder. You were always in my binder. Remember I didn't hold your. Schedule between five and nine. Made flex hours so you’re. In your kitchen right on time. Al in...
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Late For the Sky: Bird's Eye View
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Late For the Sky. Monday, July 28, 2008. In the past couple of weeks four birds have smashed into the same window on the 4th floor of our office building. When that happens, I walk past their broken, lifeless bodies in the parking lot in the morning and I have to wonder, “when is someone going to clean that up? I also wonder why that happens so often. The folks at Wild Birds Unlimited offer these explanations. The “don’t see the window” theory is plausible if you use Windex. The idea that a bird sees its...
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Late For the Sky: THanukkahsGiving
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Late For the Sky. Sunday, November 3, 2013. The first day of Hanukkah this year begins at sundown, the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, but ultimately overlaps Thanksgiving Day. Black Friday now begins at sundown on Thanksgiving, so the Thanksgiving meal starts earlier every year. Thus there's no reason not to combine your Hanukkah and Thanksgiving meals, even as early as Wednesday night. Sweet potato butternut squash latkes seems the perfect way to disquise the fact you are celebrating Hanukkah. Awesome I...
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Late For the Sky: IMAGINE PASSOVER
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Late For the Sky. Friday, April 11, 2014. Imagine there's no leaven. No yeast to make bread rise. No rolls or doughnuts,. Absence of the pizza pie. Matzah for 8 days. Imagine there's no chametz. For Ashkenazis, no legumes. But at least there’s matzah brie or. Matzo balls in chicken soup). Imagine all the bowels. Backed up for a week. You may say you like matzah. But passing it is pretty tough. I hope this Metamucil’s kosher. And it will let my people go. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
