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Confessions of an Insane Soccer Mom: March 2009
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Monday, March 02, 2009. My husband, for those who don't know him, is a very literal man. I call him Mr. Literal. It's really annoying. He says exactly. What he means and he will do exactly. What you ask him to do. We try not to say, "Throw that [fill in the blank] over here," unless you really want him to throw it at you. Cuz you've got undies in your face.". Mr Literal, Jr. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Confessions of an Insane Soccer Mom. View my complete profile. Fire Study by Maria V. Snyder. The Movie...
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Confessions of an Insane Soccer Mom: August 2009
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Monday, August 24, 2009. I haven't blogged in forever. That doesn't mean I've stopped telling the entire world every stupid thing that goes on in my life. Far from it. It just means I've found faster, easier mediums with which to fascinate every person I've ever met with what I've had for breakfast. He changed his gloves a hundred million times. I'm only partially exaggerating. All in all, he was a nice guy and the piercing didn't hurt at all after the needle was thru. Well done Kevin! Where the Rubber M...
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Confessions of an Insane Soccer Mom: May 2008
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Friday, May 09, 2008. This Post Is Mostly For My Dad. But you can read it too ;). I was particularly keen on going to the DC United game last night because it's the only home game against Chicago Fire who has on their roster the man I LOVE. Here's our first sighting of the hated man:. Check out the crowd. Poor widdle Blanco got hurt! Dang, he scored. Eh, we totally lost. S-h-u-t-o-u-t. Bleh. The hated man greets his hated fans:. My two brats, after the game:. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Hip to be Squared.
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Confessions of an Insane Soccer Mom: Special Talents
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Sunday, January 25, 2009. Tonight in the car, E asked me why we don't have a "family job." After some confusion, Ty translated that for me into, "Why doesn't our family own our own business? I asked E what she thought we would do if we opened our own business. There were a lot of restaurant ideas coming from the back seat when S3 chimed in, "Let's see. What are our skill sets? Hmmm there's Tattling.". 9:32 AM, January 26, 2009. 12:22 PM, February 04, 2009. I love his humor. 10:51 AM, March 30, 2009.
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Confessions of an Insane Soccer Mom: December 2007
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Wednesday, December 05, 2007. Sorry to interrupt the vacation post but I have important and very exciting news. I just received a phone call from Millersville University. They have accepted me. Into their Pre-Medicine program. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Confessions of an Insane Soccer Mom. By day I'm a soccer mom with four children and a mini-van. By night I'm a certified nurse aide at a skilled nursing facility. View my complete profile. Fire Study by Maria V. Snyder. Family and Friends Blogs.
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Confessions of an Insane Soccer Mom: December 2008
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Tuesday, December 09, 2008. English Composition is a Dried-Up Vagina Party. Seriously, I'll bet you didn't know that did you? My class was online and last night we had our last group chat for this group project that's due tomorrow. I don't know how this kid managed it, but he stumbled right into our chat. At first we just ignored him and he made stupid comments here and there, trying to be insulting I'm sure but I thought it was just moronically funny. Finally he said, "So what grade are you all in?
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Confessions of an Insane Soccer Mom: April 2008
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Thursday, April 17, 2008. The Peanut is NOT a Wimp. Yesterday I had to pick my sister's. Daughters up from school, Peanut and Eeyore. Since E only has a half day she came with me. We ran a couple of errands ending our running around with a trip to the grocery store. While we were in the produce section picking out an onion, Eeyore started picking on her little sister the way only big sisters can. Peanut is so wimpy, she can't even shut a door! Immediately three voices called, "Not me! They proceeded to p...
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Confessions of an Insane Soccer Mom: January 2009
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Sunday, January 25, 2009. Tonight in the car, E asked me why we don't have a "family job." After some confusion, Ty translated that for me into, "Why doesn't our family own our own business? I asked E what she thought we would do if we opened our own business. There were a lot of restaurant ideas coming from the back seat when S3 chimed in, "Let's see. What are our skill sets? Hmmm there's Tattling.". Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Confessions of an Insane Soccer Mom. View my complete profile.
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Confessions of an Insane Soccer Mom: October 2008
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Wednesday, October 29, 2008. Sunday, October 12, 2008. I was making a joke earlier in the evening about Preparation H and my kids were eavesdropping. We got in the car and S3 says to me, "Mom, what's that stuff you were talking about earlier? I said, "What? Do you know what hemorrhoids are? So after some immature giggling we decided that Preparation H must come from Uranus. Ty says, "It must take a long time to get there.". Ty says, "Yeah, and I hear to get there you have to go past the moons.". Now, I t...
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Confessions of an Insane Soccer Mom: October 2009
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Sunday, October 25, 2009. Let's Cut to the Chase. About twenty minutes later, I had everyone turn off the computers, play stations, and television and gather in the living room. Ty told me his version of events, S3 and Ev concurred and GG added a little more detail, but pretty much everyone told the same story. Thursday, October 08, 2009. I've been going through a lot of emotional turmoil lately and was told by a few people that I need to set up boundaries. Here is a very good article about boundaries.