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Sporadic Sporkitudes: What's the Opposite of an Ode?

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The inside of my head is a silly place. Tuesday, January 18, 2011. What's the Opposite of an Ode? Now I understand that some people require coffee just to survive. And though it took me several months of living in France, I finally understand why people like wine (red anyway. White is just a waste of time.). I went up to their sky bar for my free (well, included in the extravagant ticket price) pint. Dirt. Dirt and poo was all I tasted. So screw you beer! Pretty good poster actually. Anyway, the whole re...

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Sporadic Sporkitudes: Playing Ketchup Part 1

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The inside of my head is a silly place. Wednesday, March 20, 2013. Playing Ketchup Part 1. How do I summarize six months worth of drama, heartbreak, transition, and triumph? Why, let's make a list! I feel like this is the start of a very bizarre musical number, but then again, that's how I feel about 90% of the time). 1 My Body Has Declared Mutiny. 2 RIP Stan 1989-2012. My beloved car and oft-mentioned Partner in Crime, Stan. 4 My 25th Birthday. Speaking of suck, October 16th was my 25th birthday. Anothe...

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Sporadic Sporkitudes: Attack of the Blarg!

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The inside of my head is a silly place. Wednesday, December 4, 2013. Attack of the Blarg! Google's depiction of the Blarg Monster. HEATHENS that's who). You'll try to cheer yourself up with things that normally make you happy like ice cream or music and yet the flavor seems off or your favorite song is suddenly annoying as hell. A more advanced subspecies of Blarg. I didn't draw this, but it looks fairly accurate). Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Pasadena, CA, United States. View my complete profile.

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Sporadic Sporkitudes: Lifetime Movie of the Week

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The inside of my head is a silly place. Monday, December 2, 2013. Lifetime Movie of the Week. I woke up yesterday morning to a lewd text from a guy I haven't seen in over a year. I sort of laughed it off and responded glibly along the lines of, "I'm doing well, how've you been? This photo came with the caption. Every Lifetime villain ever.". All I could figure was that maybe the girl he was dating cheated on him and he was misplacing his anger onto me. I actually still had her number from a time we all w...

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Sporadic Sporkitudes: "Ellen Feeds off Your Energy"

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The inside of my head is a silly place. Monday, November 29, 2010. Ellen Feeds off Your Energy". I am simultaneously exhausted and ecstatic. Literally dragging my feet on air (if that's possible). I just got home from one of the longest and yet most amazing days of my life. Thanks to our friend Nicky being a total flake (which is why we love you! The queen of all things delightful! Her performance as Dory made Finding Nemo one of the few computer animated I absolutely adore. And of course there's her...

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Sporadic Sporkitudes: Hutch the Intern

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The inside of my head is a silly place. Tuesday, November 26, 2013. It feels very weird to be an intern again. I know that 26 isn't technically that old, but having been out of college for almost five years (JESUS CHRIST! What I picture Parallel Universe Hutch to look like. Would I be an assistant to a quirky but lovable television writer, a ruthless but brilliant acquisitions executive's right hand, a slovenly, scatterbrained creative development head's Girl Friday? Yes, I'm some type of assistant in al...

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Sporadic Sporkitudes: Shameless Self-Promotion!

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The inside of my head is a silly place. Tuesday, January 25, 2011. I completely agree with Cake Betch of the. That a single positive comment on my blog will make my entire day. Hell, any comment sends me over the moon. So imagine my delight and amazement when I discovered that the aforementioned and cheekily-pseudonymed Cake Betch passed along to me the Stylish Blogger Award! I humbly and respectfully accept with a single out-of-character YEE HAW! Huzzah and good fortune! 2 Share 7 things about yourself.

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Sporadic Sporkitudes: Hutch's Vision of the Newsies on Broadway

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The inside of my head is a silly place. Monday, September 19, 2011. Hutch's Vision of the Newsies on Broadway. Pre-rage Christian was so saxy. While I am glad that it's finally happening, (even though I'd have to go to friggin' New Jersey to see it), I have a few bones to pick with the adaptation. First of all, why are they getting rid of the cowboy element? I don't like cowboys myself, but that was Jack's whole dream! I loves me some Bill Pullman. To our man Denton! Oh Ele Keats. You're just useless.

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Sporadic Sporkitudes: Enter the Controversy

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The inside of my head is a silly place. Wednesday, November 20, 2013. Now that was a damn good show. Not exactly realistic, I'm sure. But entertaining nonetheless. I mentioned briefly in my previous post. So Much. Estrogen. I would feel bad for the guy,. But he's happy as a clam on prozac. The Brown Family Home. But I do believe in freedom. If they're not committing tax or welfare fraud, child or spousal abuse, pedophilia, or any of the other crimes associated with this lifestyle, then why the hell n...

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Sporadic Sporkitudes: "Is Everyone Ok?": Murderers in Studio City

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The inside of my head is a silly place. Friday, April 15, 2011. Murderers in Studio City. This was the headline of an e-mail I got from my operations manager today at about 2:30pm. Most every one else was out of the office on tours or jaunts or whatever it is people do when they leave me to man the fort. Intrigued, I opened the e-mail and discovered this message:. I heard there was a murderer loose in Studio City. Three schools are on lockdown. Suddenly feeling the urge to start. But that's every Friday.