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Fashion Nugget | April 2015 | Asinine Poetry
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By James B. Nicola. WAS I SUPPOSED to wrap it up and save it. Instead of eating it, for goodness' sake? You can't eat cake, thought I, unless you have it. That's how it is with all food, not just cake. If they meant I should swipe my little brother's. So I'd have one to have, one to inhale,. One of the two would really be another’s. And anyway, the saved one would get stale. I saw this way back when and never cheated. My brother. Recently we talked things through. Never to have incurred his vengeful wrath.
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Xander Floss (1973 - ). In 1989, declaring ' 'This Internet thing will never take off,' and looking for a change of climate, Mr. Floss moved to Hollywood, where he now rewrites screenplays and appears in independent movies; his most recent film, in which his hair had a significant part, was a tragedy. On Visiting My Farting Friend. Cell Phones Are Too Much with Us. I Turned 7 on 9/11. This Honky's Nuts, or Attributes of Don Imus. My Last Banana: The Testament of Travis the Chimp.
Clickbait Poem Title! | April 2015 | Asinine Poetry
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Robert Pinsky Never Actually Said This in Rodanthe. Years ago I once stood behind Robert Pinsky. In a Burger King at a rest area. On I-95 just outside of Rodanthe. I would have preferred a KFC,. Cloyingly greasy inside, crispy fried badness outside,. But the wife, the kids, they keened for burgers. Pinsky ordered a Happy Meal and I blurted out. And he turned around slowly. Called me a cocksucking son of a one-eyed whore. And so I asked him why he was dripping wet head to toe. But I can make it safe.
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Quiet Thoughts and Quiet Dreams. BE QUIET, my wife said,. Or the neighbors will hear you. Breathing hard and moaning. Like a horse at the finish line. And they will know we are having sex,. And if they know we are having sex. They will look at me funny when I take out the trash,. There's the trash taking out the trash,. They will say,. And you don't want them thinking I am trash. Because that will reflect badly on you. Log in to rate.
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The Quintessential McGuinley: A Guide to Hobo Refinement: March 2007
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The Quintessential McGuinley: A Guide to Hobo Refinement. ArghhThis be the page of a man most articulate and refined! Should ye be wishin' to sup from the teat that is Quint McGuinley's mind, you've come to the right place, landlubbers. May the tales of my travels both past and present enchant and intoxicate you, though hopefully not to the point where your family decides you need an intervention. That's when things get hairy. Alone Time with Milton Street: How I Boosted the C. View my complete profile.
The Quintessential McGuinley: A Guide to Hobo Refinement: June 2007
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The Quintessential McGuinley: A Guide to Hobo Refinement. ArghhThis be the page of a man most articulate and refined! Should ye be wishin' to sup from the teat that is Quint McGuinley's mind, you've come to the right place, landlubbers. May the tales of my travels both past and present enchant and intoxicate you, though hopefully not to the point where your family decides you need an intervention. That's when things get hairy. View my complete profile. Thursday, June 14, 2007. Damn it to high hell!
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The Quintessential McGuinley: A Guide to Hobo Refinement. ArghhThis be the page of a man most articulate and refined! Should ye be wishin' to sup from the teat that is Quint McGuinley's mind, you've come to the right place, landlubbers. May the tales of my travels both past and present enchant and intoxicate you, though hopefully not to the point where your family decides you need an intervention. That's when things get hairy. The Holidays Are Upon Us Once Again! View my complete profile. This time I'll ...
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Let’s go for a walk. Petanque in the Park. August 22, 2010 · 5:25 pm. Friends, countrymen, Walkers! Lend me your shoes! It’s been a long time since we strolled the sidewalks together. For this, I beg your forgiveness and come to you with a peace offering: News of avant-garde mini-golf on Governors Island. Before I begin, let me issue a warning: If you want to go someplace in New York City that other people like to go, rest assured, they will all be there. Maybe I should go somewhere else. That’s ri...
Poet's Tea: August 2004
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August 27, 2004. Waiting on the doorstep. Aiting, on the doorstep. Ligned with the wall. Raciously, it passes. slowly. F all the places to sit,. Ear Kilburn's heartside - would not have been my choice. Reams are punctuated by the. Pening engines' roar of burning. Il Glad am I it has not. Ained upon these greyish. Ver so near, to. Posted by Laura at 2:00 pm. August 26, 2004. Posted by Laura at 4:26 pm. August 24, 2004. From the deluge,. Posted by Laura at 10:37 pm. August 23, 2004. August 19, 2004. Or may...
Poet's Tea: November 2004
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November 29, 2004. First line overheard in the kitchen at a party. Grin not at me from afar. Or flood me with the darkness. Hips rolling with the shoreline drift. Catch me not from afar. So we may forget ourselves. As the day begins again. Posted by Laura at 1:36 pm. November 25, 2004. We split the crunchie bar. Not quite an even match, we halved the rest. This done theatrically,. For the sake of bored commuters stifled snorts. A member of the carriage audience. In her, a reflection. November 23, 2004.
Poet's Tea: The Land that Fun Forgot
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April 24, 2006. The Land that Fun Forgot. The land that fun forgot;. Cascading enthusiasm onto our crumpled paper pile. Had loitered for a while. Making a cup of steaming caffeine. Of office politics,. Policing its every breath. With every utterance of. Taking up the space. Posted by Laura at 6:26 pm. Strip lighting was definitely invented by someone with no joy for the outdoors. Ahahaha - when I saw you last week, I imagined just such a poem ;). Condo sales in costa rica. Hotel in jaco beach costa rica.
Poet's Tea: Lunchtime
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May 16, 2006. Behind the rain streaked pane. Last week the clouds teased us with their absence;. Glimmers of sunshine lunchtimes,. Filled with layers of baking office workers. Posted by Laura at 4:50 pm. Laura, Have I told you about Poets101.com. Hi Billy - thanks for the link - I've submitted Poet's Tea on Poets101.com :o). Will set up a link to the site too. Hi Laura, wistful lines. We are cloudy today and had rain yesterday but we get the occasional sunshine sandwich and it is truely great food! A hum...
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My favorite media are colored pencils, acrylics, gold point, and computers. I have received awards for etching, painting, drawing, photo and digital work. My images have appeared on Foliate Oak. I admire the works of Hieronymus Bosch, Salvador Dali, H. R. Giger, Edward Gorey, René Magritte, Dorothea Tanning, Allen Toney, Remedios Varo, and John Wilde, among others. I read at local open mikes and slams. My poems have been published online at AsininePoetry.com. Mobius: A Journal of Social Change. My favori...
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My favorite media are colored pencils, acrylics, gold point, and computers. I have received awards for etching, painting, drawing, photo and digital work. My images have appeared on Foliate Oak. I admire the works of Hieronymus Bosch, Salvador Dali, H. R. Giger, Edward Gorey, René Magritte, Dorothea Tanning, Allen Toney, Remedios Varo, and John Wilde, among others. I read at local open mikes and slams. My poems have been published online at AsininePoetry.com. Mobius: A Journal of Social Change. My favori...
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Made with DAZ3D.COM. Sunday, November 15, 2009. Lammy's spiritual guide and Death Cheese fan. Friday, November 6, 2009. Lammy and Peter Piper will be married before next week-end despite all the obsticles she has encountered. Friday, October 30, 2009. Crackhead Heddy's New Boyfriend. She thinks he is so cute. Sunday, October 25, 2009. Mickey Ratt Fights Back. Mickey Ratt decided to stand up to the cat that had been bullying him. Saturday, October 24, 2009. Wednesday, October 21, 2009. Pussy Le Claw, sist...
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Scio me nihil scire. Because of His vicarious death on the cross for us all, we can now do the same.". The meaning of the Cross isn't merely a signal that we've been forgiven. It's a calling to pay it forward. To feed our ego? It isn't easy, but I'd say I've been getting there slowly. No, this isn't a bragging session where I proclaim my "humility" to the whole world. That would be blatant hypocrisy. This is something else entirely. So for CG today, we ended of with the Litany of Humility. It's a bea...
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A blog about politics. This blog is blue because my politics are blue (Progressive). July 16, 2013. The future of politics? How GOP/Libertarian obstructionism could lead to dictatorship. That’s an old story. But I was thinking the other day about how much worse this could get. I don’t mean to be Chicken Little here, but this is really serious. 8211;no legislative business could get done at all. The Senate, where there is (and is likely to continue to be) a Democratic majority, can’t make laws by it...
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