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Parallel Time: January 2011
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Allentown is really nice over here. Monday, January 31, 2011. We have four visitors at the gate, your Most Magnificant Parallel Pontif. One says he's the Lord. He is travelling with two accolytes, one of whom says you owe him some money. . The other seems to be hiding a hotdog and a sword. Wait Do they have a dog? I've been waiting for them. Your Blessed, Bedazzled Behemoth? Do as he says. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). You have entered Parallel Time. No 1 Rated Blog in Parallel Time. To Come - - - -.
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Parallel Time: December 2011
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Allentown is really nice over here. Thursday, December 15, 2011. Afraid I've got some bad news. Is there any other kind? Well, for one thing the system is completely buggered. Ever since that damn dinosaur got caught up in it . That's one of my creatures you're talking about. Right Sorry. . Ever since that creature of yours got pulled into the transphasic matrix, nothing works. 'Alf the toilets here are backed up and the ones that do work will only ship to the Parallel bloody South Pole. Yes sir. Um .
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Parallel Time: May 2011
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Allentown is really nice over here. Wednesday, May 11, 2011. We come in through the toilet. How come these fellers is in their PJ's? This is the elite Swiss Guard, sworn to protect the pope. Didn't mean to wake you fellers up. Hmmm. How comes the pope in Allentown? This is the South Pole Vatican. . And I'll ask the questions, thank you. . How did you get in here? Mmm We come in through that gold toilet. You were sent by St. Onslo? Aware that you're a scarecrow? Wait second. . Atown? And I am Mrs. Egr...
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Parallel Time: May 2010
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Allentown is really nice over here. Thursday, May 13, 2010. A little comfort station humor. Hello, welcome to the underground comfort station. Hello yourself, Donovan. Merry Christmas! I recognize you. You're one of them blokes that came through the toilets from Non-Parallel Time. Did you say Merry Christmas, sir? You know it's May now? I shall keep the spirit of Christmas in my heart all the days of the year, my young friend. Or howabout a shoe shine? Well, I don't like my sneakers to be too shiny.
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Parallel Time: August 2010
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Allentown is really nice over here. Friday, August 6, 2010. What the hell are we doin. Out in the woods? Shouldn't we be on our way to the South Pole? That bad damn dog? I could go for a snack. Ponzi. That's not funny. Those TV chefs tried to eat my dog . and they. Are going to pay! There he goes talking big again. I don't see any damn dogs out here. Just a buncha. That's my good boy! I'll have us in Antarctica. In time for supper. . Labels: allentown is nice. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). To Come - - - -.
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Parallel Time: November 2011
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Allentown is really nice over here. Monday, November 28, 2011. I have a proposition. Is this Mr. Bramwell? Bramwell B. Bramwell, Esq. speaking. Nice to meet ya, Mr. B. Lord of the Crows, actually. . And you are? Green Devil here, at your service. And why has a rodent delivered you to me? I have a proposition. . It concerns the Great White Crow. You see, I represent a very powerful organization and it's come to our intention that you plan to use the Great White Crow to bring on the Apocalypse. It seems ve...
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Parallel Time: April 2011
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Allentown is really nice over here. Thursday, April 21, 2011. No skin off my butt. Here we are. You guys sould. Become fast friends. Anyway, I think I'm late for supper and I'm famished. These ladyfingers don't have any meat on them at all. Were those St. Anne's fingers? Sir, my name is Bramwell. What does the B. stand for? Is that some sort of title, dude? Yes Yes it is. And a very elegant and pretentious one at that. I love titles. My name is St. Charles of Malibu,. Do you believe that tool? Why not ju...
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Parallel Time: June 2011
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Allentown is really nice over here. Thursday, June 23, 2011. We must free the Great White Crow. He we are, Esquire. One Great White Crow as promised! Magnificent creature. But it is confined. That's a transphasic bubble he's in. Haven't you been following the story? Yes of course. But how do we free it? There's the rub. Apart from a special dispensation from the pope - and don't count on that - you would need some sort of transpolar destabilizer. Whoa, you are. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). To Come - - - -.
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Parallel Time: September 2011
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Allentown is really nice over here. Tuesday, September 27, 2011. So you're definitely not a crow? So you're definitely not a crow? I'm a dog. I hate crows. In fact, I spied on the crows for my master, Lord Newman. OK, then, I'm not going to eat you. But I am so. There are lots of penguins you could eat. I think I ate them all already. I heard there was frozen pizza in the basement of the Vatican. We could look there. I'm not sure, but it's in a big Ice Palace not too far away. Are there humans there, too?
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Parallel Time: February 2011
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Allentown is really nice over here. Friday, February 25, 2011. I am your Lord. Bow before me. I shall have you thrown into the Vatican dungeon! Not so fast, Strawman! Enough with the parlor tricks, Newman. And drop the God routine. Jesus told me he sent you here undercover to investigate the Crows. So it would kill you to bow before me? You are an affront to all that is sacred! Not even li'l curtsy? It's been a long day. You got anything to eat in this icebox, pontiff? Thursday, February 24, 2011. And of...
