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The Striped Nickel: "Falsies" has Arrived!
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Or, What to Expect When you Get the Unexpected. Sunday, September 15, 2013. Only it has another name. ("Breasts are not a Requirement." I kinda liked "Falsies" better, but I can see that's more of a lit journal title than a glossy mag one.) It's hot off the press in the October issue of. O, the Oprah Magazine. I am so grateful to be in such good company! I'm featured on the Contributors page as well as somewhere in the middle of the magazine (the essay itself). Check it out! September 29, 2013 at 6:07 AM.
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The Striped Nickel: Hello, Goodbye
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Or, What to Expect When you Get the Unexpected. Thursday, October 10, 2013. It is such an odd thing. He comes and goes like a dream. This is not the way of most thirteen-year-old boys. The healthy and the happy ones stay, mostly. Sure, they go for short periods of time. Sleep-away camp. Sleep overs with friends. School trips. Visits to Grandmas and Grandpas and aunts and uncles and cousins. But what I have not quite figured out is, which home is his REAL home? The one he flits in and out of like a dream?
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The Striped Nickel: All Kinds of Wonderful
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Or, What to Expect When you Get the Unexpected. Thursday, November 14, 2013. All Kinds of Wonderful. I'll bet the title of this post surprised you. You are not used to wonderful here at The Striped Nickel, are you? Well, if you've been dropping by for a while, perhaps you are, but perhaps you've forgotten. Or think I have forgotten. Here is some of the wonderful going on around here as we speak:. B Saskia is wonderful. WONDERFUL. Did I mention wonderful? Families - and teach her the things we strongly be...
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Full Of The Dickens: Notches In The Lawyer Belt
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Sh*t: I wipe it, put up with it, and get it done. These are the adventures of a mommy lawyer. Thursday, April 4, 2013. Notches In The Lawyer Belt. I strolled into the office this morning expecting a very quiet Thursday. I ended up with a wonderful, awesome, stressful hot mess. I need you to cover a mediation.". Ha ha ha.". I know I joke around a lot. But I'm absolutely serious.". Ha ha ha.wait.wha? I need you to cover a mediation. It starts at 2.". You mean as in 4.5 hours? Yes It's on the X case". There...
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Full Of The Dickens: Toaster Husband
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Sh*t: I wipe it, put up with it, and get it done. These are the adventures of a mommy lawyer. Tuesday, November 26, 2013. Sometimes, I don't know why women get married. Most of the things a husband does in a marriage can be accomplished by a toaster. A toaster would be a great stand-in for a husband in the evening. After work, all I would have to do is plop the toaster in front of my husband's computer. Add a pair of headphones.voila.a husband. Ohand I may have scratched your car.just a little.". I was r...
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Full Of The Dickens: The Real Reason We All Have Kids
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Sh*t: I wipe it, put up with it, and get it done. These are the adventures of a mommy lawyer. Saturday, July 18, 2015. The Real Reason We All Have Kids. If you're making a pro and con list for having children, I'll be honest. There's a whole lot of stuff to put in the "con" column. For example. Thirty dirty little fingers in your bag of Doritos. Doing enough laundry to stock a Goodwill. Being happy about sleeping in.all the way until 7am! The phrase: "Because I said so.". Baby puke down your shirt. It me...
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Full Of The Dickens: A Love Note To My One Year Old
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Sh*t: I wipe it, put up with it, and get it done. These are the adventures of a mommy lawyer. Monday, April 8, 2013. A Love Note To My One Year Old. Ouch My cheeks sting. My throat is closing, as if I swallowed a rock. And something deep inside is hurting. Tomorrow is my baby's first birthday. It should be a happy occassion. Although I am feeling many things right now, happy is not included in that list. I was so afraid when you were born that there wouldn't be enough love to go around. That, like wa...
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Full Of The Dickens: Nice
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Sh*t: I wipe it, put up with it, and get it done. These are the adventures of a mommy lawyer. Friday, July 31, 2015. I've had an eventful work week! In addition to this hearing, I was forced out of my comfort zone on several other occasions this week. It's a funny but I'm continually surprised to find that I am feeling more comfortable and confident in my role and equally surprised to find that clients and reporters and other attorneys take me seriously and ask my opinion. Why the hell not? Amen I heard ...
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Full Of The Dickens: This Post Contains: Biceps & Dogfood
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Sh*t: I wipe it, put up with it, and get it done. These are the adventures of a mommy lawyer. Tuesday, July 14, 2015. This Post Contains: Biceps and Dogfood. I got up this morning full of ambition. I checked the YMCA class schedule, picked a class to attend after work, and threw my workout gear in a bag. Included with my workout gear were my very bright, new pair of running shoes: Nike Pegasus. My diastasis recti is almost gone! So: scissor kicks and planks and sit-ups! It worked like a charm. But so is ...