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Dangerous Cretins: February 2012
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My Opinions are Great. Wednesday, February 22, 2012. By reading this post, you consent to forcible ocular intrusions. Yeah, something like that. Anyway, I'm way off topic. So, why is it, that when the WHOLE FUCKING STATE votes for something, the governor denies it? That shit doesn't make sense to me. We, the people, have fucking spoken. And we want to let the Home-O's get their marry on. What the hell is wrong with that? Guys, totally saving your penis's right now.". I get it now! That's not it at all.
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Dangerous Cretins: December 2012
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My Opinions are Great. Tuesday, December 18, 2012. I know I don't post a whole lot anymore, but keep your eyes open. given that we make it through to 2013 with toobernets I'll be posting a lot more and doing a lot more exciting stuff. Until then, amuse yourself with this piece of genius. Links to this post. Monday, December 3, 2012. Imagine that the title happened in super loud echo words! Like if John Candy was standing on top of a mountain and talking into a paper cone. It makes me not poop. She sez he...
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Dangerous Cretins: My Opinions are Great
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My Opinions are Great. My Opinions are Great. This will be an ever compiling list of things that you should like, not because I do (but that is the reason), but because they are awesome things that are worth liking. I was also nice enough to provide links. I don't think there will be any particular order. Specifically I am Legend. Anything by Michel Faber. Giving people the Finger. Also yelling a lot at poor drivers. Also being a good driver capable of death defying motor vehicle acrobatics.
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Dangerous Cretins: April 2011
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My Opinions are Great. Friday, April 29, 2011. What You Need To Remember. In lieu of whatever dumb ass nonsense I was going to spit out today, I've decided to do a little retrospective. Two of the faces of the Seven Headed Beast. Know how everybody be all mad and shit about Rebecca Black and her dumb dumb song called "Friday" that is awful and terrible. I would like to blame all of you for that. So let's look at some of the shit you used to like that has allowed us to arrive at this fucking gem of a song:.
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Dangerous Cretins: OMEGLE MONDAY!
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My Opinions are Great. Monday, December 3, 2012. Imagine that the title happened in super loud echo words! Like if John Candy was standing on top of a mountain and talking into a paper cone. So, I got some submissions from one "The Hobbit" and I wanted to make known that this man/woman/shim has issues. That doesn't stop him/her/it from being hilarious. Pro Tip: some of these are long. I had to break one up into 2 chunks just to get it all in there. Trust me, hang in there.it's funny. It makes me not poop.
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Dangerous Cretins: November 2012
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My Opinions are Great. Sunday, November 25, 2012. So, as I said, the other day I got into trouble with the Twitterverse. Apparently, they either thought I was a robot, or did not appreciate my rapid fire solving of problems. See, there's this website called You asked It. And if you have a Twitter account, it lets you answer random questions that people are currently asking. I can hear the teeth suck from here you guys, and I'm writing in the past. Knock it off. Looks like trouble in River City fellas.
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Dangerous Cretins: July 2011
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My Opinions are Great. Wednesday, July 6, 2011. Why Are You Surprised? So Casey Anthony walks. It seems terribly unfair and stupid, considering that, just like OJ, we know that bitch did it. Society is still at large. Yup You dumb motherfuckers are still out there. At least until you dumb asses forget she did it. Because that's what will happen. Obscurity. And then she will be able to live like the remorseless horrible bat-shit crazy lady that she is until she dies. Links to this post. Mina v.3.0.
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Dangerous Cretins: June 2011
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My Opinions are Great. Tuesday, June 28, 2011. God-fuck-mothering dammit. I hate hipsters. And your dumb hipster douchebaggery. And the dumb shit you use because you think it's fucking clever. Guess what? It's not fucking clever. Holy shit, I can't get over how absurd this picture is. Goddammit, it's like the fucking hamburger phone now. It was cool. It was. But you hipster bastards ruin everything. Now some dumb ass bastard thinks it's clever to name his damn company. Links to this post. IfI keep typing...
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Dangerous Cretins: The New Danger...
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My Opinions are Great. Sunday, April 7, 2013. Y'know, I've been thinking about this blog a lot lately and how I wasn't quite sure on the direction. I've been goofy, I've been serious, I've been an out and out asshole; but I think if I can get my shit together long enough to read some things and do some stuff, I may very well be able to start having a discussion. Either way.I'm still gonna fucking swear a lot, goddamn it. April 7, 2013 at 6:43 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Mina v.3.0.
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