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Juanita Jean's | Republican Move of the Year
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Republican Move of the Year. August 08, 2015. By: Juanita Jean Herownself. I have often asked myself about these far right, religious nut, tea party bozos – do they truly believe this garbage or do they know they’re acting out something they don’t believe and are well aware they’re going to hell for it so they might as well get some side benefits before they go? I still don’t know if Tom DeLay is totally delusional or clutches the Bible to his chest knowing full well he’s acting. The lead Republican in t...
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Juanita Jean's | 2015 | July
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Archive for July, 2015. Larr; Previous Entries. Fun With Guns: Wildlife Edition. July 31, 2015. By: Juanita Jean Herownself. Cass County, Texas is as far east you can get in Texas without inhaling crawfish boiling smoke. At 3:00 am the sheriff’s department got a call about a shooting. An East Texas man was hospitalized early Thursday morning after a bullet he fired at an armadillo ricocheted back at his head, KLTV reported. No word on the condition of the armadillo. Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
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Juanita Jean's | 2015 | April
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Archive for April, 2015. Larr; Previous Entries. Annie Get Your Gun! And Cletus, too. April 30, 2015. By: Juanita Jean Herownself. Republicans in the Texas Senate just okayed a tax-free weekend on guns. Yeah, guns. Just what Texas needs – more guns. We need gun to fend off the US Army, y’all. We have tax-free weekends for school clothes and school supplies to help working families. Now we have tax free gun weekends for … freedom. Next will be a tax free weekend on yachts and golf clubs. April 30, 2015.
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Juanita Jean's | 2015 | February
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Archive for February, 2015. Larr; Previous Entries. February 28, 2015. By: Juanita Jean Herownself. Guess who has a new campaign tee-shirt and logo …. Hint: it’s not Clark Kent. Thank to Peg for the heads up. Republicans: Taking the Hoo out of Hoochy. February 28, 2015. By: Juanita Jean Herownself. Republicans are running on a ticket of making sex less fun. I know that seems unwise as a campaign strategy but it beats the hell outta doing away with the Department of Homeland Security. Before you can join ...
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Juanita Jean's | Who We Are
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8211; Juanita is owner of The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc., Fort Bend’s only professional political organization. Her main qualification to comment on Texas politics is that she owns pink cowboy boots. Not just one pair, but several. Most likely, you don’t. Buck has glow-in-the-dark business cards with the ink still wet, prefers neon light to sunlight, fixes stubborn traffic lights with a handy 12 gauge shotgun, lists being able to roll back an odometer as job skill on his resume, and has be...
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Juanita Jean's | 2015 | August
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Archive for August, 2015. Larr; Previous Entries. The King of Crony Capitalism Asks People to Die For Him. August 31, 2015. By: Juanita Jean Herownself. Rick Perry in South Carolina at the God Rally. Listen to him say, “Load Up! 8221; and “What are you willing to die for? 8221; and then call for Christian soldiers. White Boy Happenin’s. August 31, 2015. By: Juanita Jean Herownself. It’s in his back window. Here’s something else on my mind. I’ve asked a couple of the judges if they can understand wh...
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Juanita Jean's | 2015 | May
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Archive for May, 2015. Larr; Previous Entries. You Know That Frat House on Saturday Night When Everyone There is Drunk and Obnoxious? May 31, 2015. By: Juanita Jean Herownself. Well, now they are gonna be drunk, obnoxious, and armed. Campus Carry carried the Texas Senate 20 – 11. Democrats unanimously voted against it. It now goes to the Governor to sign. I’m wondering if he’s going to sign it with little bullet hole fonts. Well, This Is A True Thing. May 31, 2015. By: Juanita Jean Herownself. Reason #96...
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Juanita Jean's | 2015 | March
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Archive for March, 2015. Larr; Previous Entries. March 31, 2015. By: Juanita Jean Herownself. It will certainly come as no surprise to you that Indiana has had an “unexpected” outbreak of HIV. Scott County, Indiana, the center of an exploding HIV outbreak, has been without an HIV testing center since early 2013, when the sole provider — a Planned Parenthood clinic — was forced to close its doors. The clinic did not offer abortion services. Appropriately enough, Mike Pence pushed legislation. Anyway, I wi...
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Juanita Jean's | 2015 | June
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Archive for June, 2015. Larr; Previous Entries. Taking Jobs Away From Real Americans. June 30, 2015. By: Juanita Jean Herownself. Donald Trump was right about one thing. Those Mexicans are stealing the jobs of real Americans. A group of Orthodox Jews hired Mexican day laborers to dress in traditional Jewish garb and protest against the New York City gay pride parade Sunday. Nope, not satire. And why would they do that? Yeah, can’t be having the boys see something like equality. June 30, 2015. Bill O̵...
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Juanita Jean's | Rules
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This is NOT a blog. This is a professional political organization so there are a few rules. No one is allowed to comment as “Anonymous” because it’s very confusing when I try to figure out who to call an idiot. It does not take a triple digit IQ to come up with a handle. Hell, truckers can come up with a handle. Don’t make me come over there and slap ya. This is not a democracy – it’s a beauty salon and I say what gets posted. Be Sociable, Share! 77 Comments to “Rules”. Laquo; Older Comments. I figured i...