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Eat A Dick, Joel: The Blog: November 2014
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Friday, November 28, 2014. And Now, Vince's Uncle Roberto On How To Forward A Personal Check. You may be wondering why anyone would ever have the need to sign over a check to another person in this day and age, but there are several circumstances where you might find the need to endorse a check over to someone else. Labels: an akita named lucy. The vinnie vincent invasion. Thursday, November 27, 2014. This Week In Hip Hop Awfulness. Looks good to me. Yup Solid. Keep as is. To really drive the message home.
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Eat A Dick, Joel: The Blog: January 2015
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Friday, January 30, 2015. EADJ Song Hate: "Animals" by Maroon 5. Labels: EADJ Song Hate. Hate it. Hate it. Hate it. Hate it. Hate it. Hate it. Hate it. Hate it. Hate it. Hate it. Hate it. Hate it. Hate it. Hate it. Hate it. Thursday, January 29, 2015. From a Dumb Commercial. EDITOR'S NOTE: The reason that I'm posting this now is that I no longer work at the ad agency that created this commercial. Hello, Enterprise Rent-A-Car? Can you pick me up? So you just came here to fuck me? Tuesday, January 27, 2015.
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Eat A Dick, Joel: The Blog: December 2014
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Wednesday, December 31, 2014. Labels: lowering property values. Monica looking like a lion. Productive members of society. Tuesday, December 30, 2014. More Memorable Lines From Movies I Haven't Seen. Previous installment of this segment here. Meteor" (1979) starring Sean Connery, Natalie Wood and Karl Malden. Mackabee (played by Connery): "You shee, we're the only hope that Earth hash. We need to shuccsheed.". Just Go With It" starring Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston. 9835; ♪". PUT DOWN THE FOOKIN' GUN!
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Eat A Dick, Joel: The Blog: March 2015
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Tuesday, March 31, 2015. Racist Appliances As Far As The Eye Can See. Keep this portion for your records. Sendhil Ramamurthy as Mohinder Suresh. Monday, March 30, 2015. Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig. I really love doing these. Labels: Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig. Friday, March 27, 2015. Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig. Labels: baby chick doing the thriller dance. Thursday, March 26, 2015. Come on, now.". The NJ Tran...
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Eat A Dick, Joel: The Blog: April 2015
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Thursday, April 30, 2015. Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig. Always. Even if it's vaguely racist. Comic Strip Where The Last Panel Is Always A Remote Oil Rig. Wednesday, April 29, 2015. How To Tell Apart The Different Gangs In Massachusetts. If there's one thing Massachusetts is known for, it's the roving, lawless gang activity. Here is a helpful guide for you to navigate the different violent MA turfs:. These inner city thugs will shoot at you from a *pahked cah.*. 11) "Centuri...
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Eat A Dick, Joel: The Blog: Say, Why DID Jesus Come To Earth?
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Monday, August 3, 2015. Say, Why DID Jesus Come To Earth? One of the major moons of Jupiter, had fewer disciples to recruit. 2) For the cashews. Admit it- THEY ARE DELICIOUS. 3) Because he was legally obligated to appear on Earth per this contract with the William Morris Agency. 4) Because Jesus needed a place to crash. 5) Because the nearest CVS Photo was located on Earth. 6) To get the band together with Jason Newsted and James Hetfield in time for Ozzfest. See you in Hell! Guy who plays Jesus. Twitter...
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Eat A Dick, Joel: The Blog: When A Problem Comes Along, You Must Pathmark / Before the Cream Sets Out Too Long, You Must Pathmark
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Monday, July 27, 2015. When A Problem Comes Along, You Must Pathmark / Before the Cream Sets Out Too Long, You Must Pathmark. Labels: Chief CNN Congressional Correspondent Dana Bash. Grotesque root of a toe. Poster of snake chopped up. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Visit our Sister Blogs:. Bee Flips or Beef Lips. High Maintenance Imaginary Girlfriend. Eat a dick, Joel! UFC ring girl KAHILI BLUNDELL. View my complete profile. Other things that "EADJ" stands for. Erasure Automates, Devo Jams. A compr...
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Eat A Dick, Joel: The Blog: February 2015
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Friday, February 27, 2015. A Brief List of Terrible Baby Names For Girls. Labels: baby chick doing the thriller dance. Thursday, February 26, 2015. A Brief List of Terrible Baby Names For Boys. Kim Jong Un, Jr. Labels: walking around money. Wednesday, February 25, 2015. Tuesday, February 24, 2015. Yeah I know these are just texts between Andrew and me. We're lovers. Oprah was originally going to be named Orpah. Monday, February 23, 2015. 4) Hit "post.". Friday, February 20, 2015. Is the garlic bread free?
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Eat A Dick, Joel: The Blog: September 2014
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Tuesday, September 30, 2014. I mustte say, I don'tte appreciate you leaving your garbagge in frontte of my Olde Curiosity Shoppe.". I don'tte know whatte you're talking aboutte.". You keepe leaving your goddamnne sackes of old bagels and napkinnes in frontte of my doorway. It's cluttering my entrance and blockking the waye for my custommers.". Noboddye ever visitts your dusty olde shittehole.". Fuckke you. I gette plenty of custommers.". Thatte is unfaire.". Unfaire butte true.". Is that a threatte?
