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Secretary 4 Life: And you thought swimsuit season was rough...
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Sunday, September 14, 2014. And you thought swimsuit season was rough. Well it’s almost that time of year again - time for the stores to start selling skimpy, role-playing, lingerie outfits under the guise of being Halloween costumes. Time to tack the word sexy. In front of even the most un-sexy of concepts in order to sell shitty costumes to women with low self-esteem: Sexy Ice Cream Truck Driver, Sexy Big Bird, and my personal favorite of the day, Sexy Ursula:. I’m sorry, Sassy. Googling the words R...
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Secretary 4 Life: April 2015
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Saturday, April 25, 2015. My second novel is now for sale on Amazon! Four jackets of varying weights, enough socks for the entire Confederate Army, three umbrellas, most of the antacid aisle from the local pharmacy, and six pairs of old people sneakers that all look exactly the same. Have you ever helped your parents pack for a weeklong cruise? I didn't think so. So shut it. Wednesday, April 15, 2015. These Zoning Bylaws Only Have One Thing On Their Mind. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Visit My Author Page:.
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Secretary 4 Life: September 2014
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Thursday, September 25, 2014. Tikker Life Countdown Watch. As if it's not bad enough wasting 8 hours a day sitting in a cubicle, imagine doing it with one of these babies from Sky Mall strapped to your wrist. Sure it's good to live life and make the most of the time that we have - I just don't think having the equivalent of a bandana-wearing-twenty-three-year-old-backpacker constantly shouting"YOLO! Imagine doing the dishes or the laundry with one of these things on? Sunday, September 14, 2014. Ursula, a...
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Secretary 4 Life: Mama Watch This
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Wednesday, July 23, 2014. Dear Children Ages 4-6:. Below please find a guide to when it is appropriate, and when it is not appropriate, to yell "Mama, Watch This! 1 Mama, watch this! I can hit a balloon into the air. 2 Mama, watch this! I solved the Rubik's Cube! 3 Mama, watch this! I can waddle like a duck. Not appropriate. Seriously, I'm trying to do the dishes. 4 Mama, watch this! I'm juggling the cats. Appropriate. Now let me try. 5 Mama, watch this! I can slowly turn around in a circle. How Were Cel...
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Secretary 4 Life: Study Reveals That Yes, This Is What It's All About, Sorry
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Thursday, July 10, 2014. Study Reveals That Yes, This Is What It's All About, Sorry. A ten year study, conducted by a local administrative assistant, has concluded that yes, this is what life is all about. Filing and typing and answering the telephone. This is as good as it's going to get for you. Sorry. And "WHAT IS THAT SMELL? As a control group, the administrative assistant studied the careers of several friends who did not enter into the field of administrative support. Such friends include Lisa,...
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Secretary 4 Life: July 2014
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Wednesday, July 23, 2014. Dear Children Ages 4-6:. Below please find a guide to when it is appropriate, and when it is not appropriate, to yell "Mama, Watch This! 1 Mama, watch this! I can hit a balloon into the air. 2 Mama, watch this! I solved the Rubik's Cube! 3 Mama, watch this! I can waddle like a duck. Not appropriate. Seriously, I'm trying to do the dishes. 4 Mama, watch this! I'm juggling the cats. Appropriate. Now let me try. 5 Mama, watch this! I can slowly turn around in a circle. The administ...
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Jersey Girl Book Reviews: August 2015
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Jersey Girl Book Reviews. Book Review / Disclosure Policy. Books are food for my soul! Pull up a beach chair and stick your toes in the sand as the Jersey surf rolls in and out, now open your book and let your imagination take you away. Monday, August 31, 2015. Deadly Strain by Julie Rowe (Book Review). In association with Pump Up Your Book, Jersey Girl Book Reviews is pleased to host the virtual book tour event for Deadly Strain. By author Julie Rowe! Book 1: Biological Response Team Series. Sharp feels...
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Secretary 4 Life: February 2014
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Saturday, February 22, 2014. Lessons Learned from a Day at the Mall. I will never have so many children that my family needs to form a human chain while walking through Macy's. If there is one thing I enjoy less than other people's children, it is other children's parents. I have a pretty strong aversion to Mom Voice:. Do you think that was a good choice that you made? We need to absolutely make a better choice next time.". God You know what really wasn't a good choice? Saying those fucking words. Monday...
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Secretary 4 Life: These Zoning Bylaws Only Have One Thing On Their Mind
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Wednesday, April 15, 2015. These Zoning Bylaws Only Have One Thing On Their Mind. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). So Tell Us a Little Bit About Yourself. Massachusetts, United States. I'm the worst best secretary you'll ever have the pleasure of reluctantly doing business with. I've got office advice, fake news, silly photos, and sometimes you'll get to hear about my kid. View my complete profile. Visit My Author Page:. Beth Labonte - Chick Lit Author. Sign Up For My Newsletter! Asleep Under My Desk.
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Secretary 4 Life: Bangs!
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Friday, July 17, 2015. I have hair issues. They go back to 7th grade when I brushed and blow dried my perm every morning until it looked something like this:. If you come near with me with a Super Soaker, I will punch you. I can't wear a hat in wet or humid weather because:. A) I would look like this:. I too can be a beautiful widow's peak person! I came out of the bathroom and my 5 year old son said, "Is. How you're going to look on vacation? Plan B is one of these cordless, rechargeable, mini flat irons.
