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Category Archives: Grapples to Oranges. I scream, you scream: ‘Where’s my WWF Ice Cream? June 5, 2015. To get you in the mood for this post, I’ve got the background music of choice for you. That was almost my entrance theme for Doughnut Messaround as part of the League of Lady Wrestlers. But I felt that the Mr. Softee motif may have been lost on the Canadian crowds. Maybe we’ll have to test this out this summer and make LOLW branded ones for our own promotion and see how those fly off the shelves. As som...
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the new adventures of betty turbo: January 2013
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January 4, 2013. Happy new year everyone! What's on the menu for you this year? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Ranch dressing with eartha kitsch. Etsy blog - handmade portrait. Simple template. Powered by Blogger.
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the new adventures of betty turbo: Happy Thoughts
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March 12, 2015. Sorry to everyone still buried under 80 billion feet of snow, but it's lookin downright springish here in Oregon! You know me, I love my snow and winter, but it felt hilarious and sweet to come back from single digit temps visiting my BFF in NJ to a crocus and daffodil party in my yard and the hot pink camellia outside my office window in full radness! Shenanigans and the mom. Holidays, I've added some more all-purpose cards to my shop. Send someone a sweet card.
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the new adventures of betty turbo: Party Animals
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September 8, 2014. Hey bros and ladybros, I'm off on some adventures again! I'm headed up to Alaska for a bit to soak up lots of magical inspiration from the North. Thrilled for the chance of some actual cool weather, so, suck it, unreasonable summer! I will be planning some new projects and dialing in some holiday show plans whilst wearing many sweaters and scarves. Can't bring eleventy billion markers with me, but I'll have at least a handful, so expect One Minute Portraits. I'll be leaving my shop.
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the new adventures of betty turbo: Flower Power
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May 14, 2015. Cheese and crackers, y'all! Seems like I'm feelin a new flavor of crazy busy every day around here! Things have been happening so nonstop I forgot to get out of the car and do a little dance when I passed some fun milestones like 5000th Etsy Sale and Month Of Most Individual Orders Ever. Woohoo! Throws confetti*) Thanks everyone! Here are a few new card designs. I realized I hadn't shared yet. I've been on a major vintage floral kick in my thrifting adventures. Have An Awesome Day!
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the new adventures of betty turbo: May 2014
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May 18, 2014. Here are some fresh jams for your daddios. I've got to sneak away from my studio for a bit on a secret mission, but I'll resume normal production and shipping by June 2nd! Plenty of time to get awesome Father's Day cards. In appreciation of your patience, you can use coupon code SECRETSHHH to enjoy 20% off purchases in my shop. While I'm away. All orders placed during this time will also have bonus goodies added to them! Xoxo, Betty Turbo. May 2, 2014. And boy am I glad we know each other!
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the new adventures of betty turbo: January 2014
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January 6, 2014. RAZZLELUTIONS Only Beyond This Point. Ohhhh, New Year's time. That time when we come up with lists of things to criticize ourselves about or things we expect to change by sheer magic? I'm going to go ahead and ban those boring, trite, guilt-laden "resolutions" and declare we should focus on RAZZLELUTIONS. Sassy mottoes, theme songs, and bold declarations of the new flavors of awesome we are going to introduce to our lives this year! In addition to helping me dress snazzier, this plan wil...
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the new adventures of betty turbo: March 2015
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March 31, 2015. Funny Broads Pizza Party Volume 2: Electric Boogaloo. Funny Broads Pizza Party Volume 2. The much-anticipated follow-up to your favorite comedy coloring book is finally here! Funny Broads Pizza Party Volume 2. Adds Amy Schumer, Ana Gasteyer, Caitlin Moran, Aidy Bryant, Tig Notaro, Sasheer Zamata, Abbi Jacobson, Ilana Glazer, Megan Mullally, Leslie Jones, Chelsea Peretti, Carol Kane, Jenny Slate, June Diane Raphael, and Rachel Dratch to the list of broads I wanna party with! March 12, 2015.
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the new adventures of betty turbo: September 2014
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September 8, 2014. Hey bros and ladybros, I'm off on some adventures again! I'm headed up to Alaska for a bit to soak up lots of magical inspiration from the North. Thrilled for the chance of some actual cool weather, so, suck it, unreasonable summer! I will be planning some new projects and dialing in some holiday show plans whilst wearing many sweaters and scarves. Can't bring eleventy billion markers with me, but I'll have at least a handful, so expect One Minute Portraits. I'll be leaving my shop.
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