bevreese.blogspot.com
I Blog Because I Can...: November 2005
http://bevreese.blogspot.com/2005_11_01_archive.html
I Blog Because I Can. Tuesday, November 22, 2005. I don't know why I thought this was fascinating, but I read in the newspaper this morning that the rapper '50 Cent' was shot 9 times and LIVED! That's insane that someone could be shot that many times, then walk away. His shooter left him for dead. I just can't imagine. Apparently this happened at the beginning of his career, back when he was know as 'A Dollah' but since the shooting, he's not half the man he used to be. Posted by Bev's Comedy @ 5:01 PM.
bevscomedy.blogspot.com
Word of the Week: March 2007
http://bevscomedy.blogspot.com/2007_03_01_archive.html
Word of the Week. March 18, 2007. A shield of fabric placed across one's lap to diffuse gas permeation during a flight. Ex: I'm using an in-flight blanket as a fapron, but I don't know if it's strong enough. Origin: 35,000 feet: Jan 2, 2007; Abused American English, Bev Reese]. Posted by Bev's Comedy at 2:53 PM. Someone who acts like they've never tooted. Liars are most easily recognized when there are only two people in the room. Posted by Bev's Comedy at 2:41 PM. Posted by Bev's Comedy at 2:19 PM.
bevscomedy.blogspot.com
Word of the Week: January 2007
http://bevscomedy.blogspot.com/2007_01_01_archive.html
Word of the Week. January 10, 2007. Term used by professionals in the NYC borroughs and Long Island to refer to data. Ex: The reports have errors because the datter is wrong. Origin: Financial Company, New York, NY: Jan 10, 2007; Abused American English,. Posted by Bev's Comedy at 3:46 PM. Ex: The man yelled, "Help, call 911, I think she's a compulsoogler. Get this woman internet access to stop the convulsions! Origin: New York, NY: Jan. 10, 2007; Abused American English,. New York, NY, United States.
bevscomedy.blogspot.com
Word of the Week: November 2006
http://bevscomedy.blogspot.com/2006_11_01_archive.html
Word of the Week. November 22, 2006. A condition in which brain inflamation makes a normally self-involved, shallow schmuck display insight and a deep perspective on others. Usually temporary condition that includes naseau, fever and compassion. Only in extreme cases is medical attention required. Origin: Hoboken, NJ: Nov 21, 2006;. Posted by Bev's Comedy at 12:35 PM. November 09, 2006. Flatulence that escapes ones britches so quickly that it creates a spark or sparkler effect. November 07, 2006.
bevscomedy.blogspot.com
Word of the Week: December 2006
http://bevscomedy.blogspot.com/2006_12_01_archive.html
Word of the Week. December 19, 2006. Use of the word freedom as a marketing term for political gain. Ex: Freedumb Fries or Freedumb Towers. Origin: Hoboken, NJ: Dec. 18, 2006; Abused American English, Bev Reese]. Posted by Bev's Comedy at 10:08 AM. If I were ambitious I could have a word of the day, but let's face it, they'd all be pretty stupid. So here you have it, the word of the week. New York, NY, United States. View my complete profile.
bevscomedy.blogspot.com
Word of the Week: October 2006
http://bevscomedy.blogspot.com/2006_10_01_archive.html
Word of the Week. October 26, 2006. 1 A facial expression of remorse or sorrow. 2 The guilty expression a woman gives when leaving a public restroom after creating an unpleasant aroma. Generally the look is given to the next person entering the restroom, but can be seen by anyone nearby. Origin: Boca Chica Restaurant: Nov, 2005;. Posted by Bev's Comedy at 11:35 AM. October 24, 2006. Vur-choo-uh l / hos-tij]. 1 A person bound and gagged by technology, or lack thereof. American English, Bev Reese.
bevreese.blogspot.com
I Blog Because I Can...: December 2005
http://bevreese.blogspot.com/2005_12_01_archive.html
I Blog Because I Can. Sunday, December 18, 2005. Bushy and the Desperate Housewives. It's one thing to bomb innocent countries, it's one thing to illegally tap America's phone lines, I'll even let it slide that our President left thousands of Americans stranded on their rooftop after a massive hurricane we saw coming days before, but you do NOT interrupt Desperate Housewives! Talk about bad timing! And this is from a president with low ratings. He just picked up his shovel from his hole and dug deeper.
bevreese.blogspot.com
I Blog Because I Can...: February 2006
http://bevreese.blogspot.com/2006_02_01_archive.html
I Blog Because I Can. Wednesday, February 15, 2006. Got Poked for Valentine's. I think Valentine’s is like New Year’s Eve.it never lives up to the hype. Once you shrug your shoulder to the romantic holidays, that’s when it really starts to get interesting. The furious driver of the other cab got out and walked to my driver's window. He was yelling and gesturing. He boldly went where no other profanity had gone before. He was cursing so much, the sentences didn’t even make sense. I don’t know how this can...