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Deer Are D*cks
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A humorous, honest, hot mess approach to life! January 3, 2017. There is nothing that causes more anxiety for me than the possibility of hitting a deer. I would rather drive on ice, torrential downpours and/or a bus full of screaming babies, then run the risk of hitting a deer. I think it’s the fear of the unknown…oh and the fact that they can kill you. It’s nothing but crack houses for the next 2 miles. Do you live in a crack house deer? Maybe this is why I have anxiety about deer…. The scariest was whe...
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Pet Peeves of the Movie Theater
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A humorous, honest, hot mess approach to life! Middot; Pop Culture. Pet Peeves of the Movie Theater. January 6, 2017. Do I even have to list this out? When you are thrown in a large auditorium with strangers, after paying the same amount it costs to feed a family of 4 at Ruth Chris Steak House, there are bound to be issues. Their kid whining about wanting a second helping of $5 cotton candy. That $5 cotton candy is 50% of the reason your kid is now bouncing off the walls. If you want to bring you...Becau...
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Stuff I Hate To Do
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A humorous, honest, hot mess approach to life! Middot; Getting to Know You. Stuff I Hate To Do. January 7, 2017. Seriously, I am truly a positive person. If you remove the stupidity of Kenneth from 30 Rock, his demeanor is my overall approach daily. But I’ll be real, there is shit I hate to do. The below makes me roll my eyes and probably ages me by 24-36 hours. How about you? Am I just a lazy, whiny ass? Why does hair even grow back at this point? Sure, I did it on my birthday but you know what? We̵...
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Making 2017 My B*tch
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A humorous, honest, hot mess approach to life! Middot; Pop Culture. Making 2017 My B*itch. January 2, 2017. 2015 was a nightmare. Between being unemployed the first part of the year, being diagnosed with Atypical Ductal Hyperplasia then working for a company that was on par with the prison in the movie Broken Down Palace, I couldn’t wait for the year to be over. 2016 receives a….well….a. So 2017, I look at you like a predator! Look, my 2017 resolutions are simple:. Gradually adopt a healthy lifestyle.
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Short Story – Ain't No Party
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Ain't No Party. Even though my man throws confetti in my face, it still don't make it no party. 8220;…you only have to be brave enough to see it…”. What is this madness? January 4, 2017. I hope that 2017 has started off well for all of you. In all honesty, mine has not started off all that well, but, hey, now it can get better! Today’s story is a short one, as the message I received a week ago was a short one. It read…. I only kept his message long enough to remember to blog about it. Http:/ dogtutorial&...
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Why I’ve Been Away… – Ain't No Party
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Ain't No Party. Even though my man throws confetti in my face, it still don't make it no party. 8220;…you only have to be brave enough to see it…”. What is this madness? Why I’ve Been Away…. December 27, 2016. I hope that all of you have been having a lovely holiday season. Whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, solstice, or just taking your next breath, those celebrations are important. Give your loved ones an extra hug tonight, from me and my mama. I gotta tell you this story…. I’m s...
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Adulting is hard – TourwithBrielle
https://tourwithbrielle.wordpress.com/2016/11/20/adulting-is-hard
Day trip to Greenville,SC. Date on a Deserted Island. Cabin trip, small town life, and being different. Farmers Market, Arboretum, and North Shore. Honolulu on a Budget. Sephora Cream Lip Stain Review Swatches. Makeup Revolution Iconic 3 vs. Urban Decay Naked 3. Holy grail palette: Revealed 2. Becca x Jaclyn Hill Champagne Face Palette Review. Clarisonic Mia 2 Review. What’s your love language? Being Too Nice and Bullying. Big Test Day and Anxiety. November 20, 2016. November 20, 2016. The funny thing is...
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Being Too Nice and Bullying – TourwithBrielle
https://tourwithbrielle.wordpress.com/2016/09/16/being-too-nice-and-bullying
Day trip to Greenville,SC. Date on a Deserted Island. Cabin trip, small town life, and being different. Farmers Market, Arboretum, and North Shore. Honolulu on a Budget. Sephora Cream Lip Stain Review Swatches. Makeup Revolution Iconic 3 vs. Urban Decay Naked 3. Holy grail palette: Revealed 2. Becca x Jaclyn Hill Champagne Face Palette Review. Clarisonic Mia 2 Review. What’s your love language? Being Too Nice and Bullying. Big Test Day and Anxiety. Being Too Nice and Bullying. September 16, 2016. Because...
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Why I’ve Been Away… – Ain't No Party
https://aintnopartyblog.wordpress.com/2016/12/27/why-ive-been-away
Ain't No Party. Even though my man throws confetti in my face, it still don't make it no party. 8220;…you only have to be brave enough to see it…”. What is this madness? Why I’ve Been Away…. December 27, 2016. I hope that all of you have been having a lovely holiday season. Whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, solstice, or just taking your next breath, those celebrations are important. Give your loved ones an extra hug tonight, from me and my mama. I gotta tell you this story…. I’m s...
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What’s your love language? – TourwithBrielle
https://tourwithbrielle.wordpress.com/2016/10/23/whats-your-love-language
Day trip to Greenville,SC. Date on a Deserted Island. Cabin trip, small town life, and being different. Farmers Market, Arboretum, and North Shore. Honolulu on a Budget. Sephora Cream Lip Stain Review Swatches. Makeup Revolution Iconic 3 vs. Urban Decay Naked 3. Holy grail palette: Revealed 2. Becca x Jaclyn Hill Champagne Face Palette Review. Clarisonic Mia 2 Review. What’s your love language? Being Too Nice and Bullying. Big Test Day and Anxiety. What’s your love language? October 23, 2016. Share on Fa...