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i miss retarius: machines and madnessbook review 1605
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Saturday, April 23, 2005. Machines and madnessbook review 1605. So i finally, FINALLY finished THE WASTELANDS, THE DARK TOWER III by STEVE KING, 420pp. Rescued by Deek Deekster at 11:00 AM. No echos in the void. This Is An Audio Post Click To Play. Zombies are the worst drivers, worse than floridia. Suck my muppet juice. Im playing ball in the leche league. The doom that came to retarius. A room with a deja view. Profanity is the crutch of the stupid, illiterate . Wholly shit/book review 8. Restless and ...
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i miss retarius: suck my muppet juice
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Thursday, April 14, 2005. Suck my muppet juice. Some people think it's cozy to wake up to birds chirping, but at 4:30 in the morning, when the birds sound like a sqeaky bed in a whorehouse, it's not so goddamn cute. When meeting someone's wife for the first time, no matter how witty you think it might be, you shouldn't say "wow, you look a lot different with your clothes on.". Comments to original post. Rescued by Deek Deekster at 6:00 PM. Im playing ball in the leche league. A room with a deja view.
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i miss retarius: the venus de milo can't give you the finger
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Wednesday, May 04, 2005. The venus de milo can't give you the finger. So i was watching the news, and apparently the US is in some kind of war or something, and i thought this would be the perfect time for a cool funny war comedy, so here it is. A quick note: if you are a military guy, you will clearly see i have no idea what i am talking about. i don't need to hear how my details are wrong and it's not like that or whatever, i don't care, this is my world, my rules, reality has little to do with it.
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i miss retarius: like pulling a sword from a stone
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Saturday, April 23, 2005. Like pulling a sword from a stone. If you can read this, then you found the secret message. you kick ass. Comments from original post. Rescued by Deek Deekster at 8:53 PM. Machines and madnessbook review 1605. No echos in the void. This Is An Audio Post Click To Play. Zombies are the worst drivers, worse than floridia. Suck my muppet juice. Im playing ball in the leche league. The doom that came to retarius. A room with a deja view. Cool people whose words matter.
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i miss retarius: u.s. troops invade neverlandistan
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Tuesday, May 03, 2005. Us troops invade neverlandistan. This is why i don't ever get dates! There is a camera broadcasting my hidden shenanigans to the world.". It would be cool if i could get a portable hand buzzer, like they have in gameshows, and just walk around all day "buzzing in" and finishing people's sentances. like, the boss is talking and says "our goal for this quarter will be." and i buzz in and loudly say, in an excited voice "learn to boil water using our minds! I really do like pancakes.
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i miss retarius: fuck a bunch of jack london
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Wednesday, April 27, 2005. Fuck a bunch of jack london. I'm kinda busy right now, doing lots of things that keep me from doing things i want to do, and when i am done being busy doing all these things i will have nothing to show for it, whereas if i were doing the things i would want to do, i would have tangible results and evidence that i actually did something. So i won't be writing here for the rest of the week. possibly on saturday or sunday i might write. by monday i should be writing again.
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i miss retarius: old people smell bad
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Monday, April 25, 2005. Old people smell bad. Holy crap what kick ass day, you would never believe it. I had just finished my mayonaise flavored slimfast shake and two diet cigarettes (yes, i am on a health kick) when i got a knock on the door. it was the guy from down the street. i could tell he had just finished working out cause his eyelids, which are more muscular than your average joe's, had a light sheen of sweat and were still ripped and pumped. he needed help. No sooner had i stepped outside my s...
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i miss retarius: BOOK REVIEW 17/05
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Sunday, May 01, 2005. It's sunday night, i've been really busy doing what seems to be nothing this past week, but time was definately not on my side. i finally finished. By Medlar Lucan and Durian Gray, 220 pp. if i get off my ass i should be able to get back on track for my self imposed book a week quota. The whole idea of decadence is appealing, and they apparently had a restaurant that was avant garde, lasting about two years or so. the book, published by. Rescued by Deek Deekster at 10:36 AM. Tesco, ...
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i miss retarius: i'm playing ball in the leche league
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Tuesday, April 12, 2005. I'm playing ball in the leche league. It is about ten minutes to eight in the evening and i'm listening to marylin manson croon his lilting soft melodies as i write this. you might get it, you might not. reach out and touch faith. Here is the deal.i feel like a domesticated puma who just realized he has claws and decided to drag his gay german handler off to become a meal. yeah i mixed metaphors, what choo gonna do about it? Next motherfucker's gonna get my metal. Wholly shit/boo...
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i miss retarius: abattoir and costello
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Friday, April 29, 2005. What the hell is up with chicks? How the hell am i supposed to be the guy they want when *THEY* don't know what they want? They want a tough man who can protect them, but they want a guy who is gentle and tender. at least i thought that is what they want. boy was i wrong. I was on a date and blew it with this chick, cause i guess i was too "in touch" with my feelings, or whatever, and i cried during a movie, and i can only assume that is what turned her off to me. Deryke, art in e...