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Dachshunds: The Underdogs | (un) Death-Match Presents: Free For All
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Un) Death-Match Presents: Free For All. Who competes in the next round? June 21, 2010 in (un) Death Match. My esteemed colleague here at (un) Death-Match has argued eloquently on the matter of viral vampires vs. dachshunds. I will grant him my four-legged friends are the underdogs in this round. May I remind anyone who believes this is a situation that marks the demise of the dachshund in these proceedings that other underdogs have come out on top in the past:. To outsmart the hunters. Stalk us on Twitter.
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Time for BLOOD | (un) Death-Match Presents: Free For All
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Un) Death-Match Presents: Free For All. Who competes in the next round? June 25, 2010 in Uncategorized. Yes Vicious, NO. The Dachshund is inferior in every way to the viral vampire. Cuteness dies in the face of horror; blood, snot, and viscera. The final day of voting is here for Viral Vampires versus (barf) Dachshunds. And if you had ANY doubts who would win in an out-and-out fight, well, dogs make nice jewellery, especially ones with dead eyes:. Search (un) Death Match. Stalk us on Twitter. On A Messag...
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Dachshunds: Man’s Best Friend OR Viral Vampire’s Worst Enemy | (un) Death-Match Presents: Free For All
https://undeathmatch.wordpress.com/2010/06/23/dachshunds-mans-best-friend-or-viral-vampires-worst-enemy
Un) Death-Match Presents: Free For All. Who competes in the next round? Dachshunds: Man’s Best Friend OR Viral Vampire’s Worst Enemy. June 23, 2010 in (un) Death Match. Barring a viral outbreak of Justin Cronin vampire proportions, humans face the very real fears of things like terrorist organizations, youth crime, biker gangs, etc. So, it came as no surprise to me when I read about a student throwing a puppy at a group of Hells Angels. Well, how much money do you want to bet it was a dachshund? Remember...
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Run(a)way Viral Vampires | (un) Death-Match Presents: Free For All
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Un) Death-Match Presents: Free For All. Who competes in the next round? June 25, 2010 in (un) Death Match. OK, I know it’s close. All day the polls have wavered by just a few percentage points between victory for dachshunds and victory for viral vampires. It may be that desperate times call for desperate measures. But, really, David? The best you can come up with is that viral vampires are dachshund corpse jewelers? Viral vampires. Not traipse around a. With your messed up fashion statement. I'm cur...
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David Sandford Ward | (un) Death-Match Presents: Free For All
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Un) Death-Match Presents: Free For All. Who competes in the next round? You are currently browsing David Sandford Ward’s articles. June 25, 2010 in Uncategorized. By David Sandford Ward. A Treatise – Part II: I Am Legend. June 17, 2010 in Uncategorized. By David Sandford Ward. A Treatise Concerning the Superiority and Presence of Fear Inescapable of the species Homo Sapiens Sapiens Vampirus Viralis over that Most Inferior and Oddly shaped sub-Species of Canis Familiaris, the Dachshund. In terms of its In...
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A Message from the Reigning Champion at (un) Death-Match | (un) Death-Match Presents: Free For All
https://undeathmatch.wordpress.com/2010/06/29/a-message-from-the-reigning-champion-at-un-death-match
Un) Death-Match Presents: Free For All. Who competes in the next round? A Message from the Reigning Champion at (un) Death-Match. June 29, 2010 in (un) Death Match. So, it looks like viral vampires have overthrown dachshunds by a mere 5 per cent in the poll thus ending my undefeated status here at (un) Death-Match. To commemorate this moment, I made a video for David. Help us settle an ancient dispute (and some old scores) with your pitch. Search (un) Death Match. Stalk us on Twitter. Dachshunds: ManR...
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The Anatomy of a Dachshund | (un) Death-Match Presents: Free For All
https://undeathmatch.wordpress.com/2010/06/16/the-anatomy-of-a-dachshund
Un) Death-Match Presents: Free For All. Who competes in the next round? The Anatomy of a Dachshund. June 16, 2010 in (un) Death Match. As anyone who has a dachshund in their life can attest, these little dogs may look funny compared to other dogs, but they should not be under-estimated. You know, the very way that a. Believe it or not, dachshunds were bred as hunting dogs. Their very name instills fear in their prey. And we’re not just talking rats. No,. But also viral vampires. Search (un) Death Match.
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Dachshunds: FTW | (un) Death-Match Presents: Free For All
https://undeathmatch.wordpress.com/2010/06/25/dachshunds-ftw
Un) Death-Match Presents: Free For All. Who competes in the next round? June 25, 2010 in (un) Death Match. OK I’m not pulling any punches here. It’s no holds barred because today is the final day to get your votes in to support the anatomically perfect. And weapons of mass destruction. Also, you’ll want to get your comments in to be entered into our contest for free stuff like these dachshund note cards. And Justin Cronin’s. NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. Search (un) Death Match. Stalk us on Twitter. The Ul...
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Zombie Kittens | (un) Death-Match Presents: Free For All
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Un) Death-Match Presents: Free For All. Who competes in the next round? June 23, 2010 in (un) Death Match. Happy Hump-day from unDeathMatch! Help us settle an ancient dispute (and some old scores) with your pitch. Search (un) Death Match. Stalk us on Twitter. Been a while since we've checked in! Sorry Done the series now, loved it. Any recos for like-minded vamp lit? For The Last Exorcism movie. RT @ jforrest. Now THIS is a freaky marketing campaign http:/ ht.ly/2rZbN. Inquiring minds @ RueMorgue. Erin B...
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