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Matthryn: Countless Captive Curlews and Cormorants
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Friday, May 29, 2009. Countless Captive Curlews and Cormorants. One a bird for all of may. Christopher Columbus caught the close cries of the captive crows, currently (and conveniently) confessing his care to a certain Catherine. Consequently, Christopher cast Catherine and charged on course for their crying calls, compelled by compassion. (Catherine was cross at Christopher's choice! But Christopher was consequentially crestfallen. A concealed and covert, carnivorous crocodile cropped up and chomped...
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Matthryn: June 2009
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Tuesday, June 23, 2009. For whatever reason, I googled my name this morning. I thought - "Hey, I've got some stuff out there on the internet now. I'm on facebook. I have a few sermons floating about in cyberspace. What would happen if I were to search for myself? Well, I found out what would happen. Nothing. Towards the top of the page was a link to go to matthowell.com. I was intrigued. And so I went. Go there with me. Go right now. Click here. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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Matthryn: December 2008
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Monday, December 29, 2008. I was thinking about the word "spangled" the other day. What does "spangled" mean? I did not know. I had to look it up. It turns out that "spangle" can take various forms:. Verb To adorn or to cause to sparkle. "Dude, check out how the light has spangled the skyline.". Noun Something that sparkles. "Dude, check out those spangles of sunlight.". Outside of the context of the star "spangled" banner, does anyone say this word? Did you just say 'spangle'? What does that even mean?
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Matthryn: April 2009
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Friday, April 17, 2009. For my one post for the month of April, I shall merely notify. Consider this a notification blog. A nlog. While you are turning in your taxes (late), turning in your final projects and papers, turning your AC back on, turning your butter (or rather churning), I will be turning my attention to the daily production of blogs for an entire month. One a day for the month of May. The 3rd Annual May Madness is nigh. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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Matthryn: August 2008
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Wednesday, August 27, 2008. Phone Ethics: A Conversation. Oliver: So I was going through my neighbor's trash last night -. Oliver: I was going through my neighbor's trash.What? Why are you giving me that face? Gene: You realize that is not normal right? Oliver: Hold on.I'm getting a phone call.uh. Gene: Why aren't you answering it? Oliver: I don't recognize the number. Oliver: No.I don't want to. Gene: Are you serious? Oliver: Well.oops.Any way it's too late now. I'll let the voicemail get it. Saturday, ...
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Matthryn: June 2010
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Thursday, June 24, 2010. Gene: So I was gnawing on some barley the other day, and you will never guess who I ran into. Gene: Hey, I told you that you would never guess. So stop trying. Gene: You will never guess this person. It is impossible for you to guess who it was. Oliver: It isn't impossible. It may be really difficult, but come on, if that person actually exists then theoretically it is possible for me to guess them. Gene: No, seriously. It is impossible. Trust me. Gene: So guess who I ran into.
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Matthryn: Carpet: A Conversation
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Thursday, June 24, 2010. Gene: So I was gnawing on some barley the other day, and you will never guess who I ran into. Gene: Hey, I told you that you would never guess. So stop trying. Gene: You will never guess this person. It is impossible for you to guess who it was. Oliver: It isn't impossible. It may be really difficult, but come on, if that person actually exists then theoretically it is possible for me to guess them. Gene: No, seriously. It is impossible. Trust me. Gene: So guess who I ran into.
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Matthryn: May 2009
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Sunday, May 31, 2009. Completion. Commencement. Consummation. One a day for all of May Madness. So many C's. So many opportunities. So much madness. And I submit.again.to the soft, mellifluous voice. 1 It's All About C! 2 Corn Syrup is the Key to Utopia. 3 Couch Cushion: Just Flip it! 4 Thinking About Fruit Again. 5 I Want Your iPhone. 6 Gene and Oliver Strike Back. 8 Laughing Courteously at Bad Jokes. 10 (I Got Nothing). 11 Self-Check Out Aisles at Grocery Stores Make Me Mad. 17 My C-Movie Ratings.
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Matthryn: March 2009
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Tuesday, March 17, 2009. The Moon is Undone. I think blogging has already gone out of style (fashion). I remember back in the day (2007) when blogging was all the rage. Everyone wanted one. Everyone had one. Everyone wrote constantly. Everyone read constantly. I think we overdid it. Because now everyone is simply exhausted and no one cares about blogs anymore. Others will putter along (mine). Sunday, March 15, 2009. Neither of these names makes sense to me. Saturday, March 07, 2009. 6) A1 Steak Sauce - A...
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Matthryn: September 2008
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Thursday, September 25, 2008. Joey Gladstone: An Analysis of Thought. Here is a single man, living in the big, cluttered world of San Fran, trying to make it as a comedian, and decides to move into this house "full" of his best friend's children. The following is why I feel sorry for Joey Gladstone. But of course, his "tag line," his catch phrase, his bread-n-butter is his "Cut-it-Out! Accompanied by correlating hand gestures. You have the scissors for the "cut," the finger point for the "it," and th...
