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Barkingpanther!: January 2012
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Words in a certain order. It was supposed to be a sweet gig. Such a sweet gig! But in the end it was all bullshit, all bullshit! The radiation, all of the needles and the shots and stuff? That junk didn't do a thing for me. Nothin'! I was supposed to be able to life a jeep over my head easy, run a minute mile in half the time, bend steel bars with my bare hands! Thanks a ton, Army Corps of Engineers! An honorable discharge and free lifetime food stamps. Yeah. Yeah! Can you believe it? He Had It Coming.
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Barkingpanther!: AND I ACTUALLY BECOME PUBLISHED
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Words in a certain order. AND I ACTUALLY BECOME PUBLISHED. Not on paper, but it's something. Please check it out! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I'm attempting to write on a regular basis. It's not as easy as you might think. Still, I will endure, and I shall endeavor to bring you something good to read as often as possible. Each and every word will be placed in a certain order to maximize your enjoyment. And that's the Barkingpanther promise. View my complete profile. AND I ACTUALLY BECOME PUBLISHED.
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Barkingpanther!: April 2012
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Words in a certain order. AND I ACTUALLY BECOME PUBLISHED. Not on paper, but it's something. Please check it out! OUR ONLY HOPE IS REALITY TELEVISION. I just heard from that fella at th' bank. The news.it ain't good. He gave us three months to make up everythin' we missed out on payin' for th' past six. I tried to tell him, I tried sayin' "if we couldn't make them payments on time in th' first place, how the hell we gonna do it in three months? Well one of them suckers is gonna eat us up with a spoon....
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Barkingpanther!: February 2012
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Words in a certain order. THE SHARK KILLED HIM BUT NOT LIKE YOU THINK. It was was a clever trick, I'll give him that. Re-routing those big pipes like that? A pissed-off shark gets launched right out of the access pipe, straight from the aquarium and into the Governors face. Just like that: dead. IT'S NOT A PLEASANT ARRANGEMENT. It truly does. As Galaxor's pelvis we're the foundation. Hadn't been so slow on the stabilizers! Maybe if the crotch. I'm sick of being the asshole. Literally. A sad, hard thirty?
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Barkingpanther!: December 2011
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Words in a certain order. The Year in Pictures! Well, part of the year. And a few pictures. From the Big Picture! WITHOUT THE FUNNY CARTOON NOISES. I obviously didn't see it when it happened, but the paramedic told me on the way to the emergency room that I had slipped on a banana peel and fallen down a flight of stairs. A banana peel. I could even see the guy trying to hide his smile, and why not? THE BEST BARBECUE/LOVEMAKING TIPS ON THE INTERNET. As far as tenderizing goes, be sure to tenderly but thor...
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Barkingpanther!: IN WITH THE FLYING ELBOW
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Words in a certain order. IN WITH THE FLYING ELBOW. Man, it was crazy. Crazy. I was just sitting there, minding my own business with a little jar of honey wine when this big bastard comes running in with a whip -with a whip-. Oh snap, Jesus just broke that guys collarbone! Kick his ass, Jesus! It was just chaos. So I'm freaked out and all my livestock is freaked out, and then he turns and points at me. And he shouts "YOU! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. WHATS IN THE SOUP.
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Barkingpanther!: March 2012
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Words in a certain order. NOTE TO SELF: UNSURPRISING. I couldn't keep it up. One post a day? One, new, original, and un-shitty story a day? I ran out of steam. Or, I had to stop forcing it. The past few chunks of I posted.not too happy with. I'm going to stick with it, but only when a good idea strikes. And I'm going to try and up production of my longer stuff. WHAT'S IN THE SOUP. If I see you looking at us, the next thing you're lookin' at is the inside of a body bag! IN WITH THE FLYING ELBOW. Like I ow...
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Barkingpanther!: SOMETHING LIKE PEACE
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Words in a certain order. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I'm attempting to write on a regular basis. It's not as easy as you might think. Still, I will endure, and I shall endeavor to bring you something good to read as often as possible. Each and every word will be placed in a certain order to maximize your enjoyment. And that's the Barkingpanther promise. View my complete profile. NOTE TO SELF: UNSURPRISING. WHATS IN THE SOUP. IN WITH THE FLYING ELBOW. MY BIG GULP RUNNETH OVER. IN THE DRINKS AISLE.
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Barkingpanther!: GREEN WINTER
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Words in a certain order. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I'm attempting to write on a regular basis. It's not as easy as you might think. Still, I will endure, and I shall endeavor to bring you something good to read as often as possible. Each and every word will be placed in a certain order to maximize your enjoyment. And that's the Barkingpanther promise. View my complete profile. NOTE TO SELF: UNSURPRISING. WHATS IN THE SOUP. IN WITH THE FLYING ELBOW. MY BIG GULP RUNNETH OVER. IN THE DRINKS AISLE.
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