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Building Frustration: August 2012
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Inane Rants from a Normal Guy. Thursday, August 30, 2012. I am the bed princess. I have to have things just right to sleep at night. I also, apparently, need 5 inches of pillow or comforter between my legs. First, no comforter between the legs (skin on skin) is a nightmare. It’s bone on bone and a sweat machine. For some reason, three inches isn’t enough either. 5 inches is a scientific fact. I mean, he calls me darling. Sometimes my feet cramp too. Posted by Johnny Utah. No One is Reading This. Both say...
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Building Frustration: Man vs. Pugs II
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Inane Rants from a Normal Guy. Monday, November 8, 2010. Man vs. Pugs II. I haven’t written about this in a while, but my dogs are still trying to kill me. I’ve been keeping a small journal of their activities on my phone, so if someone needed the proof, a la Paranormal Activity 2. They would see it. After the original September post. Here is what happened the rest of the month. Monday, Sept. 20. Tuesday, Sept. 28. Thursday, Sept. 30. Watching Pardon the Interruption. Posted by Johnny Utah. Somehow I don...
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Building Frustration: To the Mall!
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Inane Rants from a Normal Guy. Friday, July 29, 2011. First off, why the hell do escalators exist? What fat, lazy American invented this? I’m going to guarantee an American invented this without even looking it up because I don’t see any other culture that would have this demand. Do we really need stairs that move? Well, when I was at the Galleria, I had to go up an escalator that was broken and my mood changed instantly. I could feel the anger and resentment building inside of me. What the hell? They we...
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Building Frustration: Things My Wife Won’t Let Me Do Part III
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Inane Rants from a Normal Guy. Thursday, October 14, 2010. Things My Wife Won’t Let Me Do Part III. Is white, so I guess she was worried about me leaving chocolate smudges on the bed. I tend to wipe my fingers on the nearest bit of cloth. He he. The question is what kind of world is this where I can’t eat three ice cream sandwiches in bed? There are some injustices that will never be rectified. Posted by Johnny Utah. Labels: Things My Wife Wont Let Me Do. October 14, 2010 at 10:27 PM. Dude, you should wo...
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Building Frustration: No One is Reading This
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Inane Rants from a Normal Guy. Thursday, August 30, 2012. No One is Reading This. I can’t write anything funny because I’m listening to the Republican National Convention. I would feel the same if I were listening to the Democrat version (so don’t jump on me if you’re a nut - also, stop reading my unattended blog). I’ve noticed a similarity between politicians and International House Hunters. 8211; is that what it’s called): “Your NEXT vice president: Prof. Wienerton.”. Is it a Jedi mind trick? I need to...
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Building Frustration: Weight Control Problem IV
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Inane Rants from a Normal Guy. Friday, November 19, 2010. Weight Control Problem IV. I wouldn’t say I have a huge ass; it’s just bigger than most guys that I know. That’s not saying much because all of my friends have rear ends that are more concave than convex. I’m an observant guy, and I notice that some of my friends look like they are always about to sit down, like this:. So, why do all of my pants rip at the seam (here’s the previous post. About it in case you’re new)? 3 Old Hotel Keys: I am nostalg...
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Building Frustration: Can I Have Comfort and Style?
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Inane Rants from a Normal Guy. Monday, October 18, 2010. Can I Have Comfort and Style? I have four pairs of chinos from Banana Republic that I just bought because of the seat splitting epidemic. Just daring to be tested. Regardless of having to buy new clothes, I wish I had more options. Every day, it’s just chinos and a button up shirt. I think some macho men designers (oxymoron? Sorry, Tom Cruise. Judicial robes. High school wanting to look different than the man. Graduation robes. Cult? Also, no more ...
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Building Frustration: Bed Princess
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Inane Rants from a Normal Guy. Thursday, August 30, 2012. I am the bed princess. I have to have things just right to sleep at night. I also, apparently, need 5 inches of pillow or comforter between my legs. First, no comforter between the legs (skin on skin) is a nightmare. It’s bone on bone and a sweat machine. For some reason, three inches isn’t enough either. 5 inches is a scientific fact. I mean, he calls me darling. Sometimes my feet cramp too. Posted by Johnny Utah. Uh no, I'm not dancing.
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Building Frustration: October 2011
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Inane Rants from a Normal Guy. Thursday, October 27, 2011. I'm back, baby! Play this and read these as fast as you can to get the effect:. 8220;Am I driving straight? 8220;What’s the username for my computer at work? 8220;How tall is Yao Ming? 8220;It’s just emotions taking me over.”. 8220;Dante Bichette, Dante Bichette, Dante Bichette.”. 8220;Was that car next to me before? 8220;Err… err… err.”. 8220;That can’t be my wallet in my back pocket.”. All typos and errors can be blamed on sleep deprivation].
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Building Frustration: Scatterbrain Tuesday
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Inane Rants from a Normal Guy. Monday, July 11, 2011. I doubt anyone noticed me doing this. Does McDonalds have a predominately black consumer base? This isn’t meant to be racist or anything but why are their commercials urban/hip-hop oriented? Have they done some research that shows that more black people eat there? I’ve NEVER seen an Asian person there though. They got their marketing campaign right with that one. My introduction to higher level vocabulary began with old episodes of The Simpsons. Maybe...