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My Paint Scribbles: Paint scribble - 1

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Paint scribble - 1. Chennai, Tamil Nadu, India. View my complete profile. Footloose on a Banana Peel. Simple template. Template images by gaffera.

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Best of Rajesh Rajoo: How To Fart And Not Get Caught - II

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Best of Rajesh Rajoo. The best of all my writings from all my other blogs. Warning! Includes poems too, if you can bear it. Monday, July 27, 2009. How To Fart And Not Get Caught - II. Oh good, the launch pad (the poop ‘n’ pee place u *#@ ) is free. And whoopee! There’s no one around. But! What’s that noise? Maybe you’re imagining things. Remember, when you’re all filled up and ready for release, there’s a chance that the gases could, you know… get osmotic. Ok Ok That fierce nodding says it all. Let&#8217...

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Best of Rajesh Rajoo: Stingy Vocabulary

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Best of Rajesh Rajoo. The best of all my writings from all my other blogs. Warning! Includes poems too, if you can bear it. Tuesday, May 26, 2009. The whole affair was a façade, a smokescreen to prolong his stay in office and lessen the accruing damage. But Nixon was only getting deeper into the dirt he’d gotten himself into and by God, did it smell to the high heavens! Florentyna followed the charade closely thinking: “. There was a knock on the door. What a sham…. 8221; as I opened the door. Gent walks...

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Best of Rajesh Rajoo: DVD Only Saar!

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Best of Rajesh Rajoo. The best of all my writings from all my other blogs. Warning! Includes poems too, if you can bear it. Monday, May 25, 2009. Gent walks into a store in Bangalore. I need a blank DVD" he says at the counter. The young chappie behind nods his head wisely, apprises Gent for a fraction and then vanishes into the inner recesses of the store. As Gent looks around the store, wondering how long it would take, he hears a slap on the counter. However that didn’t look like a DVD to Gent. Let&#8...

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Best of Rajesh Rajoo: Closed Doors

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Best of Rajesh Rajoo. The best of all my writings from all my other blogs. Warning! Includes poems too, if you can bear it. Thursday, May 21, 2009. Give me that coffin-feeling. Colder than death itself. Let in the warm sunshine. And the mellow air. Let the cat walk in. Without a thought or care. Don’t wait to knock. I know you’re here. Come in, do. You need not fear. Are not for me. Let in the sweet odour. Let in the breeze. I’ve thrown out the. Along with the keys. No They’re not for me. All you need to .

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Best of Rajesh Rajoo: Samiyo’s Revenge

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Best of Rajesh Rajoo. The best of all my writings from all my other blogs. Warning! Includes poems too, if you can bear it. Tuesday, July 14, 2009. Samiyo stood up tottering and burped loudly. He was rather content with the way the day had ended. After all he’d spent a good part of it making porottas at the wayside restaurant where he was the undisputed Porotta Master. He wasn’t certain. But he was sure that the blurry thingy that whizzed past him was his last bus home. Still swaying, he tottered into th...

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Best of Rajesh Rajoo: Getting at Mr. Pompous

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Best of Rajesh Rajoo. The best of all my writings from all my other blogs. Warning! Includes poems too, if you can bear it. Monday, April 13, 2009. Getting at Mr. Pompous. Imagine you have this pencil that can make people hiccup. Or build flatulence or make them wince or twitch or wink or yawn! All you need to do is write down on a piece of paper the desired action while you picture the face of your victim. Sounds like roaring fun, ugh? You sniff to yourself and write 'Flatulence' on your pad. Hiccup', y...

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Best of Rajesh Rajoo: Vendor Vocabulary

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Best of Rajesh Rajoo. The best of all my writings from all my other blogs. Warning! Includes poems too, if you can bear it. Thursday, August 27, 2009. 8220;Cae-rett, koli-phlaver, inji, takkalli, penis! 8221; went the hawker. Carrots, cauliflower, ginger, tomatoes and… penis! Housewives leaned out their windows enquiringly… while I craned my neck to spot the hawker in the milling crowd. There was only his voice, ringing loud and hearty. I was stumped for a moment. View my complete profile. That was absol...