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My Therapist Claims There's Hope: August 2005
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My Therapist Claims There's Hope. He also said Nick is a puss infected SLUT. Tuesday, August 30, 2005. What did you say? I went into the waiting room and called his name. When he answered I said "Hi, I'm Melanie and I'm going to take you back to meet Dr. Pepper*.". He responds, "Oh, there really IS a Dr. Pepper? I want to kick him in his 500lb leg, but I resist the urge and smile politely. Yes sir, and if you come with me I'll take you to meet him.". I want to yell BULLSHIT, but I resist the urge. Things...
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My Therapist Claims There's Hope: September 2005
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My Therapist Claims There's Hope. He also said Nick is a puss infected SLUT. Friday, September 30, 2005. So I don't get spit on. Jobs I thought would be kick ass when I was a kid and planned to do:. High school English/German teacher. Lawyer (thanks to the glam of LA Law). Jobs that I have held pertaining to the above list:. I think I surpassed my goals. I mean, I was a waitress at Ponderosa for Christ’s sake. Posted by Melanie was here @ 12:56 PM. 14 Beyotches Say What? Wednesday, September 28, 2005.
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My Therapist Claims There's Hope: June 2005
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My Therapist Claims There's Hope. He also said Nick is a puss infected SLUT. Thursday, June 30, 2005. Boy howdy that pisses me off. Editor's Note: This post was inspired by actual people. This post was actually written in my head last night after one such person's insensitive comments. Instead of punching him in the mouth, I went home and created the following. If she was white, it wouldn’t be a factor. No one ever says, Yeah, this white bitch cut me off on the turnpike this morning. What a great musical.
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My Therapist Claims There's Hope: May 2005
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My Therapist Claims There's Hope. He also said Nick is a puss infected SLUT. Friday, May 27, 2005. A note to the hubby. Happy 10th Anniversary to my husband Dave! Posted by Melanie was here @ 11:47 AM. 10 Beyotches Say What? Thursday, May 26, 2005. Not sure if you are familiar with the MTV show Motor Mouth, but guys I'm telling you do not sign me up for this show. The following is what you would hear if you were in my car in the morning driving to work. *This post is rated R for language*. Authored by th...
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My Therapist Claims There's Hope: March 2005
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My Therapist Claims There's Hope. He also said Nick is a puss infected SLUT. Thursday, March 31, 2005. Posted by Melanie was here @ 1:50 PM. 4 Beyotches Say What? Dave Matthews Band concert tix at Blossom go on sale this Saturday! I am so excited I could pee my pants.damn, think I did a little! Posted by Melanie was here @ 12:01 PM. 0 Beyotches Say What? Tuesday, March 29, 2005. Wood (yep, I said wood Beavis). One yells out to the other, Hey Mike, you got a longer shaft? Mike says, No. Last one for today!
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My Therapist Claims There's Hope: July 2005
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My Therapist Claims There's Hope. He also said Nick is a puss infected SLUT. Friday, July 29, 2005. People I hate, in no particular order. This post, as many, was prompted by a conversation between Lo Lo and me this am over coffee and muffins. 1 Chipper "Fuckhead" Jones. 4 The lady in the cafeteria that is always a bitch and throws my food at me. GET A NEW HAIRNET YOU SKANK. 5 My sister S's ex-husband and his fucking cunt of a mother. They grunt at you. 7 That dickhead who killed John Lennon. This whole ...
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My Therapist Claims There's Hope: November 2005
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My Therapist Claims There's Hope. He also said Nick is a puss infected SLUT. Monday, November 28, 2005. To hold you over until I have time for a real post. Describe me in ONE WORD.just one word! No, we're not fishing for a compliment). Leave in my comment section. Then copy and paste this message onto your blog if you have nothing better to do and see what we say about you! Time consuming, nope! Posted by Melanie was here @ 3:04 PM. 21 Beyotches Say What? Monday, November 21, 2005. Daggum it, blow out.
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My Therapist Claims There's Hope: April 2005
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My Therapist Claims There's Hope. He also said Nick is a puss infected SLUT. Thursday, April 28, 2005. Last Thursday my good friend and co-worker Lo Lo Lova and I undertook an incredibly important project. The following is a recap of said project. I feel lightheaded. I feel like I’m underwater. Every word sounds distorted to me. My face is bright red, my heart rate is dangerously high, my knees are weak. Until I hear, just kidding. JUST.KIDDING. Two words that should have brou...This post is getting real...
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My Therapist Claims There's Hope: February 2005
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My Therapist Claims There's Hope. He also said Nick is a puss infected SLUT. Monday, February 28, 2005. Posted by Melanie was here @ 3:36 PM. 2 Beyotches Say What? Rach - you better use it! Fell asleep on the couch with Rach and Chrissy. Woke up with Rach. Not sure if the couch devoured Chrissy or if she simply had enough of cuddling two chicks! Like it is ok for them to accuse us of using drugs (which we clearly do not), but when I point out the obvious (that they are whores) they don't care for it!
