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A NOTE TO MY 3 BLOG FOLLOWERS:. In case you’ve been wondering what happened to my weekly humor blog, the answer is I’m taking time off to write e-Book #3 [Shameless Plug: to complement e-Book #1, Brilliant Answers for Everyday Questions. E-Book #2, Killer Voicemail. Available on Amazon.com]. When I can, I will write short paragraph blogs but please don’t hold your breath (unless there is a contest going where you can win some money doing that). Until the final draft, stay cool, all three of you!
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I’m back after a hiatus spent writing a book: GLEE-MAIL (Over 300 Funny e-Mail Messages for All Occasions). It’s pretty much what the title says, but for my first blog back, I’m going to give you the Introduction, plus a sample message from the Christmas category. Does this SCENARIO sound familiar:. Stand in a long line to buy it, then drive back home (more #%$&@! Traffic) only to realize you should have picked that other card you passed on! TIME: 1 2 hours]. Compare that to GLEE-MAIL:. With GLEE-MAIL yo...
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Psychiatrists go to school and study intensively for six or more years. Waste of time. I could teach them all they need to know in about 60 seconds and 5 easy steps:. 1 Have your patient sit down, or recline on the couch, and talk about what is bothering them. 2 When they pause, ask them: And how did that make you feel? 3 Nod your head knowingly as they reply. 4 Let them talk some more, then interrupt to ask, And how did that make you feel? Repeat as necessary: And how did that make you feel?
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SHAKESPEARE IN THE ER. My 80-year-old aunt informed me that she belongs to a one-of-a-kind senior citizen theater troupe. Besides talent, two other membership requirements are you’re retired and over 65. These old codgers (as my aunt fondly refers to them) take it quite seriously; they rehearse three times a week for about a month; then perform the play in front of packed audiences over one or two weekends. 8220;Break a hip! Do you get the feeling bad breath qualifies you for a sticker these days? Notify...
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THE LITE AT THE END OF THE KERNEL. Who doesn’t like to munch on popcorn while you watch a home movie? Or at least label it correctly and call it Penance Popcorn because the only reason to eat it is if you’re Catholic, missed confession, and feel the need to punish yourself. My wife and I were growing tired of the 4-hour job of cleaning our house once a week over the past year. I reminded her of Marshall Sylver’s (i.e., life coach / mentor) advice: “If you are doing a job that pays...8221; Here’s th...
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POWERFUL COVER LETTERS and PROPOSALS. MARKETING and PROMOTIONAL MATERIALS. COLLABORATIONS (with or without credit). REWRITE MAJOR SECTIONS OF YOUR MANUSCRIPT. PUNCH UP WEAK MATERIAL IN ANY FORMAT. Call (310) 479-1496 cliffcarle@earthlink.net. By NetRivet, Inc. Follow on social media….
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Editorial Director / Creative Writer / Production Manager / Director of Marketing and Publicity. NONFICTION: Autobiography / Biography / Business / How To / Education / Health and Nutrition / Humor and Cartoon / New Age and Inspirational / Parenting / Psychology / Self-Help / Science and Environment / Sports and Fitness. FICTION: Action and Adventure / Contemporary / Family Saga / Historical Narrative / Humor and Satire / Mystery / Sci-fi Thrillers / Suspense Dramas / Short Stories. Dedicated to producin...
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IF YOUR SCREENPLAY IS NOT SELLING– I’LL TELL YOU WHY– THEN SHOW YOU HOW TO FIX IT! Clear and concise explanations of how to fix script problems. Touch-ups or complete script rewrites. Making your funny script funnier. 25 years experience as a teacher, writer and editor of comedy). Strengthening the story arc. Call (310) 479-1496 cliffcarle@earthlink.net. Follow on social media….
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Communication is your reason for being — not nourishment of ego, not praise. Of colleagues, not money, not love of generations to come. You write to communicate to the hearts and minds of others what’s burning inside you. Arthur Plotnik, editor, novelist, and reporter, once said, “And we edit to let the fire show through the smoke.”. What exactly is editing? What is the editor’s job? Not the thoughts themselves, unless the author consents. The editor is responsible for satisfying the author’s audie...
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8220;Cliff is a great editor! He lives and breathes books and was a dream to work with. I loved his direct, no- View full post. 8220;I have had the pleasure of working with Cliff Carle as my editor on my latest book. He is incredibly View full post. I want to take this opportunity to highly recommend Cliff Carle as an editor. Cliff was a tremendous help to View full post. I have had the pleasure of having Cliff Carle as my editor. The five books I’ve written were greatly View full post.
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Assisting you in your search for an agent or publisher including personal referrals (phone calls, or letters written on your behalf). Concise or thorough manuscript critique per your needs. Info on all phases of the publishing process from first ms. draft to published copy. Recognize and fix the problems in a manuscript that has had several rejections. How to write a powerful, convincing proposal. How to write a persuasive cover letter that will catch an Acquisition Editor’s eye. Suggestions for promotin...
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GET YOUR BOOK PUBLISHED NOW! Editor and Publishing Consultant, CLIFF CARLE has helped. Over 200 first-time authors get published; and has worked with 150 veteran authors. MY SPECIALTY IS MARKETABLE BOOKS! I work exceedingly well with writers at all levels. Editing of sentence structure. Rewrites of uneven material. Structural renovation of a manuscript needing organization…. Just a quick read with a short critique. Cover letters and proposals. To agents and publishers (see Consulting).
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BILLY LYNN’S LONG HALFTIME WALK. Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk Ben Fountain For the first time in countless years I read a book twice back to back it was that good. So good I wanted to experience it again. Every note it hits is perfect. It is one of the most cleverly descriptive books I’ve read not […]. It is suddenly time to pay attention to one of the most overused and abused adverbs in all of fiction and narrative nonfiction. SUDDENLY is way too frequently used, out of context, to manufacture dr...
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Category Archives: Writing Tips. Every writer has bad habits they are not aware of until someone (usually a professional editor) points them out. These are the most common, with tips on how to fix them. Call (310) 479-1496 cliffcarle@earthlink.net. By NetRivet, Inc. Follow on social media….
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Learn more about Cliff. Every writer has bad habits they are not aware of until someone (usually a professional editor) points them out. These are the most common, with tips on how to fix them. Subscribe to Cliff's Website. Enter your email address to subscribe to this website and receive new notifications about books and writing tips! During his 20 years. As the Editorial Director for an L.A. based publisher; plus the last eight. Working freelance, Cliff has edited and ghostwritten over 400 books. He ha...
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I’m back after a hiatus spent writing a book: GLEE-MAIL (Over 300 Funny e-Mail Messages for All Occasions). It’s pretty much what the title says, but for my first blog back, I’m going to give you the Introduction, plus a sample message from the Christmas category. Does this SCENARIO sound familiar:. Stand in a long line to buy it, then drive back home (more #%$&@! Traffic) only to realize you should have picked that other card you passed on! TIME: 1 2 hours]. Compare that to GLEE-MAIL:. With GLEE-MAIL yo...
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