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Three Monkeys and a Martini: 2012-12-02
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Best of the Web. WTF Friday: Episode 7 - - A Christmas Photo Contest! There's a Contest at The Monkey House! Line: two prizes will be given. I ask that the trees actually be ones you took part in decorating or at least drove by and saw with your own eyes (i.e. don't just find something hideous on the interwebs). Better Homes and Gardens. But I think even my stick-covered tree is pretty. So, anyone can win! Here are a couple examples:. Ugly Tree - This could win a prize! So, the three cents I will get in ...
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Three Monkeys and a Martini: 2013-07-21
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Best of the Web. It's a Hawaiian Delicacy! Photo graciously lifted off the net from here. During the time I was a missing person in the blogosphere, I'm proud to say I have developed quite a following. Of spammers. Particularly ones that own websites about payday loans. Not sure why they see my blog as the perfect space to peddle their wares, but the joke's on them! I don't get a paycheck! Anyway, I thought I'd share some of the gems I have found while cleaning up the spam. See, I don't buy into this, as...
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Three Monkeys and a Martini: 2014-10-26
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Best of the Web. World's Best Pizza Sauce. I am a bit of a pizza addict. I think of it as a food group and try to treat it as such by eating as much of it as I can, as often as I can. And I prefer to make my own pizza because I am A) Cheap, and B) It tastes soooo much better than anything given to you by a guy in a Nissan Sentra. Pizza Sauce is KEY! UNTIL LAST NIGHT, YO! This pizza sauce was sooo good! SO, here it is. My recipe for THE:. 1 6 oz Can of Tomato Paste. 1/2 tsp Granulated Garlic. About The Mo...
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Three Monkeys and a Martini: 2012-11-18
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Best of the Web. Who Needs Pants When You Have Ham Hock Legs? It has come to my attention that I'm surrounded by needy bastards. People who need time, people who need attention, people who need money, people who need approval, people who need a good kick in the pants. and to be perfectly honest, I have become really, really, annoyed. 1) I need pants. There, I said it. I don't have one goddamned pair of pants that fit. Not one. 2) I need more money for the finer things in life. Like pants. Move stuff arou...
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Three Monkeys and a Martini: 2013-01-06
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Best of the Web. It Was The Best of Times, It Was The End of Times. So it has been a year since I last wrote. Well, at least the year has changed. There has been so much going on in the Monkey House, I just haven't had a chance to catch-up. But fear not, I'll eventually get back into the swing of things. I got an email from my mother yesterday that said simply,. I MISS THE MONKEYS! I get it. I'm a slacker. Thanks Ma. A funny gal you should definitely check out. She's unmuted Yo'! So my prompt is:. And th...
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Three Monkeys and a Martini: 2014-10-19
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Best of the Web. 10 Best Ridiculously Awesome Mac and Cheese Recipes Ever. It has been cold and rainy and generally blech for the last week here in the heart of Indiana, and although the grey skies are quite the downer, the leaves are quickly turning colors and I simply love that! But I love fall. Because football and sweaters, beautiful colors and crisp air. Because of apples and richly scented candles that are out of place in the warmer months. And most of all, because:. 1) Cajun Mac and Cheese with An...
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Three Monkeys and a Martini: 10 Best Ridiculously Awesome Mac and Cheese Recipes Ever
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Best of the Web. 10 Best Ridiculously Awesome Mac and Cheese Recipes Ever. It has been cold and rainy and generally blech for the last week here in the heart of Indiana, and although the grey skies are quite the downer, the leaves are quickly turning colors and I simply love that! But I love fall. Because football and sweaters, beautiful colors and crisp air. Because of apples and richly scented candles that are out of place in the warmer months. And most of all, because:. 1) Cajun Mac and Cheese with An...
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Three Monkeys and a Martini: 2014-10-12
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Best of the Web. Liar, Liar, Eyes Look Like a Tire Fire. Used Under Creative Commons License. Anyhoo. Feeling utterly lost and confused, I popped in to this blog, eyes half-covered ready for someone to spit at me. But all I got was a post from over a year ago titled "I'm Back, Yo" (Hahaha. I lied ;) And coincidentally (or is it ironic) this blog was started 1 year and 364 days ago today! And speaking of free stuff. check out the fabulous giveaway from Citrus Lane here! Stay At Home MOMMY! Packed with awe...
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Zoe vs. the Universe: Zoe vs. the Civilized Meal
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Zoe vs. the Universe. Tales of an Evil Mastermind in Training. By E R. Catalano. In a Parallel Universe. Thursday, July 3, 2014. Zoe vs. the Civilized Meal. My father was fond of the old phrase, "Children should be seen and not heard." Around dinnertime, when my sister and I were young, he'd take it out and shake the dust off it if either of us was acting silly. Next one to move gets it right in the giblets. To "What are they eating? Usually wrapping up with, "Hold the phone, are those stairs? If there w...
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Zoe vs. the Universe: Zoe vs. the Bechdel Test
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Zoe vs. the Universe. Tales of an Evil Mastermind in Training. By E R. Catalano. In a Parallel Universe. Thursday, August 28, 2014. Zoe vs. the Bechdel Test. You may have heard of the Bechdel Test. It's a pop-culture phenomenon that measures gender bias in film, TV, etc. It's named after Alison Bechdel, who in her 1985 comic strip Dykes to Watch Out For. Many movies fail this test because, if I may channel my inner Nathan Detroit: Broadly speaking, there ain't enough broads. Who may herself be sexist!
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