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Suburban Matron: In The Heat of Summer, Two Marital Moments
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Becky, A Matron. Get Suburban Matron by Email. In The Heat of Summer, Two Marital Moments. The whole boob situation. The past is prologue. Its a brave new world. Works for Me Wednesday. Things I Love Thursday. Wednesday, July 9, 2014. In The Heat of Summer, Two Marital Moments. In case you haven't seen us in a while, here we are! I gestured to my blue polish, which I thought was rather jaunty. Yes," he said. I did that myself, because I am frugal," I said. That's what passes for being frugal now? And he ...
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It's a Dog's Life: Paintings on Commission
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Thursday, February 3, 2011. I'm going to give this a shot. This will be my page to go to if you want a painting on commission. I'll pretty it up as I go along. Have you got a photograph that calls to you? A mountain house, a special beach you like to walk on? A contemplative picture of your child? Need a gift for grandma? Something that she already hasn't got about 12 of already? I can help with that. What about a photograph in painted in oil on canvas? Here's all the particulars. Like them. A lot. I won...
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Oscarelli: It is so ON!
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Containing the chaos, but just barely. Tuesday, March 17, 2009. It is so ON! Hi, there you little motherf*ckers. I just wanted to drop you a line to let you know, IT IS ON. Yes, I've hesitated at calling the exterminator because of the poison and my child who enjoys eating poison, but that has NOT stopped me. Oh no, my little nemeses, I am totally all over your shit. You were all, "My Queen! Must get back to my Queen! Am I worried that there is some kind of ant rebellion brewing within my walls? Dear Fat...
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Oscarelli: Sometimes everybody loses
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Containing the chaos, but just barely. Thursday, April 19, 2012. We've been going through a difficult time at home with Oscar. His behavior has been it's very worst - impulsive, defiant, testing boundaries both here and at school. It's been.a challenge, to say the least. It can be difficult dealing with a spirited, emotional child when you yourself are a spirited, emotional adult. Today was a difficult morning. Nelson was home, which is a change in routine and that is always tough on Oscar. When ...Now, ...
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Oscarelli: It's 3AM; He Must Be Lonely
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Containing the chaos, but just barely. Wednesday, March 24, 2010. It's 3AM; He Must Be Lonely. Scene: The Oscarelli (under duress) Family Bed. Present are Jenni, Nelson, and Oscar. Time: 3AM, Tuesday. WA WA WA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! GET ME OUTTA HERE! THIS IS WHAT DEATH MUST FEEL LIKE! Nelson: SNOOCHUUU.NOR.NOR.huh? Jenni: Nelson. Go get the baby and rock him, okay? Nelson gets out of bed and rocks Miles for approximately 15 minuets. Brings Miles to bed. Time: 3:45AM, Tuesday. I don't like that!
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Oscarelli: On doughnuts and the unhelpful kindness of strangers
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Containing the chaos, but just barely. Monday, August 16, 2010. On doughnuts and the unhelpful kindness of strangers. Okay, so this particular Tuesday, I didn't really want to deal with any shit. Normally I'll do the dance with Oscar, trying to be patient and loving and understanding and usually ending up feeling all twitchy and stabby at the end of our interaction. This is not a good mood for errand running with two small children. Yes ANY special treat.". I want a chocolate doughnut with sprinkles.".
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Oscarelli: Toddlers are A**holes
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Containing the chaos, but just barely. Wednesday, May 20, 2009. Toddlers are A* holes. There, I said it. They are. Toddlers are assholes. But, really. I mean, toddlers get away with some serious assholery. Just think about it for a minute. If a grown adult tried even for a second to do half the asshole crap Oscar does in just one day, I'd probably be moved to violence. Here's a short list of the stuff Oscar does that qualifies him for assholehood. 3 Tries to kick, poke, and/or body slam his infant brother.
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