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Cosmo's Web Log: Writing Again
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Tuesday, April 7, 2009. Not me.J is. Writing again, I mean. I think that I'd get to write more if she stopped. But that's okay. She's happy to be writing. So it's good. A happy J gives me more snacks.unless she forgets. But mostly it's good. Except now you guys think I'm lazy again, right? Well, truthfully, I never stopped being lazy. For future reference, don't ever ask her if she dropped it about stuff. Probably any stuff. She doesn't like that. I wouldn't put it past them. Talk to you later. I write r...
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Cosmo's Web Log: Peticure or Pet Annoy?
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Wednesday, June 10, 2009. Peticure or Pet Annoy? That's my new mantra- J really does mean well. She has good intentions. No matter how you say it.it's the same. I, however, object to her methods. Here's the thing. I know my nails get long. I know we have a wooden floor. Traction is not always readily available to me. And I am aware that I hate having my nails trimmed. With that and you'd hate it, too. Not only that, since J doesn't drive, getting places can be a chore. I say was because, yes, she did.
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Cosmo's Web Log: Staring
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Monday, May 25, 2009. J's been hogging the computer. I mean really HOGGING it. And then, twice, it wouldn't work. Well, really, once it wouldn't work but that turned out to be the battery. The other time it worked but it was the wires that didn't work. Internet, yeah. that's it. Not like i didn't. Hear that over and over when she was lamenting it. The. It's back on though. Obviously. So J's been doing tons of things, writing, carrying on. I guess that's good. She just doesn't notice. Oh Get A Grip!
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Cosmo's Web Log: All in a day...
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Tuesday, July 7, 2009. All in a day. I lead a simple life. I ought to. I'm a dog. A dog's life should not really be all that complicated. That's a good thing because I can't get my own food- well, I can, but I get all sorts of negative feedback when I do. Therefore, J feeds me. If she forgets the time, I remind her. In fact, as a special consideration, I usually let her know a half hour or so in advance. I know how much she hates to forget things. It's the least I can do, right? The Girl from Ipenema.
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Cosmo's Web Log: Whatever it takes...
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Tuesday, April 21, 2009. Well, J got a new toy. Apparently, she got a very good deal on it. You wouldn’t believe how excited she was. I thought it was food at first, she was so happy. The Irritant was all over it. That’s the other reason I thought it was food. You think I like food? She REALLY likes her kibble. J can’t even pick her up. In fact, she’s almost as big as me…Okay, maybe not, but she’s big. Anyway, J’s pretty pleased. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. Oh Get A Grip!
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Cosmo's Web Log: Overworked, Underpaid
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Tuesday, June 9, 2009. That's what I am. I'm overworked and don't get enough kibble for it. She took me to the mall on Sunday. Or I took her. Anyway, she and the kid decided it was time for a haircut. Since a trip to the mall means a ride in a cab, I wasn't excited about it. I don't mind riding in some cars, but a a lot. Of cabs have leather seats. Leather seats mean sliding dog. I don't like it. I'm not into thrill rides of any kind. So we went to the mall and laid- layed. We got a better cab on the way...
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Cosmo's Web Log: Hot Water
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Monday, March 23, 2009. Apparently hot water is pretty important. I don't use it. It was so important, though, that someone rang the doorbell and let J know there wouldn't be any for awhile. She didn't even get mad, and it was still early on a stay at home day. If it's a stay at home day, the kid gets the computer as long as she wants because J stays up all night and sleeps a lot the next day. Generally, if someone rings the bell on those mornings, J gets really growl-ly. Until the next thing happens.
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Cosmo's Web Log: Cookie Monster
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Tuesday, March 17, 2009. Well, the kid came in, saw the cookies, and got all excited. Why'd you make cookies? Hey, these are really good. J started answering those questions she could.Yep, she made cookies. She made the cookies because she wanted cookies. (seems obvious to me, but hey, I'm just the dog, right? They've got chocolate, those nuts that were on the microwave and the other nuts that were in the bread box, cake mix, eggs, oil, and.well, she's glad the kid likes 'em. A hundred and ten. I never h...
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Cosmo's Web Log: Life
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Saturday, March 28, 2009. It wasn't bad. Just a scrape. The kid noticed. I don't like to whine, you know? So, the kid noticed and started touching it, talking to J about it. (her fingers tickled, but I let it go). J got all worked up about it, trying to figure out when it happened, how much it hurt, what to do about it.you know the drill. The bottom line is, it's a scrape. it hurts sometimes- stings really- and there's not a single thing they can do about it. When did it happen? Ahh, well, that's life.
