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The Flaxen Saxon Chronicles: King Flaxen in a strange, strange land
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Tuesday, 11 August 2015. King Flaxen in a strange, strange land. King Flaxen taking a stroll. Due to an inexplicable rent in the space-time continuum, King Flaxen of the 10. Century Tipton Saxons has been propelled forward in time to the Tipton of 2015. Equally unbelievable, Flaxen’s companion gray wolf, Loki, has also been transported, but in the process has implausibly transmogrified into a fluffy, white, diminutive, Maltese Terrier, called Bubbles……. Roger enters stage left. Roger, the fat poof:.
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The Flaxen Saxon Chronicles: Ping Pong A-go-go and Snorkeling
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Tuesday, 28 July 2015. Ping Pong A-go-go and Snorkeling. I managed to get myself sunburnt whilst snorkelling. Normally I wear factor 30 sunscreen, but on this occasion I didn't bother and suffered accordingly. I really should know better considering my fair complexion. I'm now the colour of a ripe tomato and my shoulders are afire and glistening with 'after sun' lotion. We had spent the day at. Suddenly we were surrounded by a gaggle of Ladyboys (a bollock, perhaps? Not a girl in sight. How did it get so...
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The Flaxen Saxon Chronicles: Chemical infiltration, akimbo
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Saturday, 15 August 2015. Chemical infiltration, akimbo. Forget global warming, today's greatest threat to the environment is a ubiquitous chemical contaminant called by the innocuous sounding name, dihydrogen oxide. This chemical is everywhere and adulterates our rivers, lakes and sadly our seas. In fact, everyone has become infested with this insidious chemical. No wonder we are worried, harried and nonplussed. 16 August 2015 at 01:39. Its no problem if its diluted. With Scotch, of course). There’...
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The Flaxen Saxon Chronicles: June 2015
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Saturday, 27 June 2015. Flaxen Saxon's big day out. I had planned to write a post about cancer, but that will have to wait another day. On a whim, my son asked my wife and I to have a day off work. We were entrusted into his hands and had no idea what was planned. We finished off with a meal and a beer. And then we picked up the missus and my son's girlfriend. What an awesome day, thank you, son. Thursday, 25 June 2015. George and Arthur's Wicked Wheeze- cough. What if two washed up, piss poor and excruc...
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The Flaxen Saxon Chronicles: Back to reality.....
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Sunday, 2 August 2015. The infamous Bangla Road, Phuket. I've just returned home from. Tired and physically drained. Twenty-five hours of travelling, most of it spent in three hectic and debilitating terminals. The longest flight was an overnight leg from. Sleeping in economy is never easy, but when you have the under-two squad screeching throughout the whole trip. I'd like to conclude my series (a trilogy in four parts) on Phuket, with a few personal observations. I'm speculating that someone, and someo...
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The Flaxen Saxon Chronicles: July 2015
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Tuesday, 28 July 2015. Ping Pong A-go-go and Snorkeling. I managed to get myself sunburnt whilst snorkelling. Normally I wear factor 30 sunscreen, but on this occasion I didn't bother and suffered accordingly. I really should know better considering my fair complexion. I'm now the colour of a ripe tomato and my shoulders are afire and glistening with 'after sun' lotion. We had spent the day at. Suddenly we were surrounded by a gaggle of Ladyboys (a bollock, perhaps? Not a girl in sight. Taxi and Tuk-Tuk ...
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The Flaxen Saxon Chronicles: Who ya gonna call: Dam Busters!
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Sunday, 9 August 2015. Who ya gonna call: Dam Busters! I don't normally write posts about the Second World War: nothing sinister, just a personal preference. I am particularly beguiled by the Great War; have you noticed? On the 4th of August, John Leslie Munro died in an. The Ruhr Dams had been identified by the British as a strategic target before the war. If the Eder, Mohne and Sorpe dams could be destroyed the. Valley would flood causing immense damage to the heavily industrialised region. In reality ...
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The Flaxen Saxon Chronicles: Land of Milk and Blow Flies
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Tuesday, 4 August 2015. Land of Milk and Blow Flies. Mumbojumboland . They see their destination as a land of 'flies and shit' and flock ashore in order to take a piece of the non-existent social security system. Here they hope to build a better mud hut and live off the abundant fat, black, blow flies which prosper in the feculent, excrement befouled waterways and fetid land. Surely some mistake). Arse. Location, Location, Shit. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Halloween at the Flaxen estate. Its nigh...
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The Flaxen Saxon Chronicles: August 2015
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Sunday, 30 August 2015. Flaxen's mug shots of doom.Arse. This is pure supposition on my part, but I reckon this fella was arrested on drug charges- Crystal meth, anyone? Who you looking at? I'm guessing that this man does not have gainful employment. Put it down to my psychic abilities. I'm channelling a life spent mostly in gaol for this gentleman. Face that launched a thousand arrest. A woman of colour. Are we allowed to say that? Is negro the new black? Albinism: an autosomal recessive disorder. The N...
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The Flaxen Saxon Chronicles: April 2015
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Thursday, 30 April 2015. A wandering troop of minstrels. It was announced today that the forthcoming total eclipse of the sun will achieve totality exclusively in the picturesque Metropolitan Spa town of. Scientists, pick pockets and wandering minstrels are expected to flood into this delightful. Town to view and take advantage of this once in a lifetime event. Professor Dumbarse Mugumbo, of the Astrology Department,. Incapacitating kettle drum banging minstrels- Arse. Mr Khan, formerly the owner of R...
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