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Jordan Burchette // Articles // 9 True College Football Stories That Should Be Movies

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9 True College Football Stories That Should Be Movies. Exposed a mild fan interest in college football movies. Time to run this genre down moviegoers' throats! Hollywood executives are always looking for a slam dunk. A chip-shot field goal. A WNBA three-pointer. That is, an easy sports movie that tells itself, comes with a built-in fan base, and pays only one A-list actor. Recent films like We Are Marshall. And The Blind Side. MARK HERZLICH, BOSTON COLLEGE. Cheesy Movie Poster Tagline:. TODD WILLIAMS, FL...

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Jordan Burchette // Resume

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Cross-platform writer, editor and manager with editorial and advertising experience in print, digital and television. Has worked on a number of high-profile media brands across numerous verticals and audiences. Strategy: Content direction, voice, tone and language. Stewardship: Hands-on guidance of junior and senior producers. Sales/Marketing Collaboration: Tailoring edit to client/sponsor objectives. Efficiency: Creatively sourcing cost-effective contributors and assets. TheWrap, Los Angeles, CA. Assign...

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Jordan Burchette // Voice

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Saucony Kinvara Promo (00:10). This frontrunner in free running needed a brief ID for its new barefoot-inspired footwear. They got me and a Japanese horror movie interlude instead. Maximcom Homepage Video with Ghostface Killah (00:37). Ghost Deini and I team up to drive users to Maxim's web site by the dozens. Las Vegas SUPERDRAFT (00:31). If you were in Vegas during fantasy football draft season, there was no escaping my relentless calls to partake in the inaugural SUPERDRAFT event. To view a sample!

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Jordan Burchette // Writing

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Original and aggregated reporting from the field, phone and desktop. Entertaining features about entertainment? No word says so much and so little to categorize something. Try your luck! Think there's a LeBron James or Peyton Manning joke you haven't heard yet? Let he who is without a real job be the first to cast stones at those who aren't. Republicrats are scattering from Jordan's fair and balanced distrubution of Dick Armey jokes. Watch my presentation at SXSW. On why the Internet is a rest stop toilet.

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Jordan Burchette // Articles // 8 Movie Sex Cliches That (Thankfully) Never Happen in Real Life

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8 Movie Sex Cliches That (Thankfully) Never Happen in Real Life. Real sex isn't nearly as lame as it is in movies. Any mention of movie sex invariably conjures images of two (or more) inconceivably attractive Hollywood superstars pitch-perfectly wailing and undulating in slow-motion deployments that exceed our most ambitious fantasies let alone our realities. Are we even paying attention? RE-CLOTHING IMMEDIATELY AFTER SEX. American Psycho, 8 Mile. If you've ever tried to jam your wet hand into a latex gl...

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Jordan Burchette // Marketing and Advertising

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Commercial spot starring Michael Strahan written for Vaseline Men lotion. Interviews with heart disease sufferers who have used aspirin therapy to positive results for Bayer's Aspirin Cardio web site. All corporate web site copy for the company that has pioneered next-generation X-ray technology. Wanted something different for its entertainment advertising awards show. I gave them the same thing entertainment advertising has been giving consumers for three decades. Watch my presentation at SXSW. 8 Movie ...

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Jordan Burchette // Articles // Honest Mottos for Every State

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Honest Mottos for Every State. South Dakota's license plate reads, "Great Faces. Great Places." West Viginia's once said, "Almost Heaven." Time for some truth in advertising. Keeping it in the Family.". Making the Best of It.". America's Most Beautiful Future Beaches.". If You Lived Here, You'd Be Poor by Now.". Just Pick off the Burnt Parts.". Hey, We Got a Black Guy Now.". We Went to Prep School With Your Grandfather.". C'mon, You Need Us to Complete the Set! You Gotta Die Somewhere.". To view a sample!

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Jordan Burchette  |  Writer, Editor, Presenter  |  Los Angeles

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Join Jordan as he brightens up a chat show, embeds himself within the horde and waxes pompous in this montage of numerous on-camera performances made to create the appearance of a prolific television career. Volumes have been written about how many volumes he's written. From sports to entertainment, politics to Venezuelan tourism, Jordan's covered it all. If you only half-like him on camera, you'll love Jordan as the disembodied voice heard over more interesting people. Watch my presentation at SXSW.

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Jordan Burchette // Articles // Does Hating These Movies Make You A Bad Person?

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Does Hating These Movies Make You A Bad Person? You might be a racist, anti-Semitic homophobe, but it’s not necessarily because of your taste in movies. Politics can teach movie studios a lot about marketing. If someone isn't buying what you're selling, simply brand 'em unpatriotic! But it's important to separate the movie from the issue it addresses. Uwe Boll may very sincerely want to direct a film about Darfur. But it's still going to suck. Ever felt bad for not liking something? If You Don't Like It.