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Life Among the Natives: May 2005
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Life Among the Natives. In the end, everything is a gag." -Charles Chaplin. Friday, May 27, 2005. It's funny the things we get attached to. The farm that I'd lived at for the last 13 years. The farm that I'd visited on a regular basis since birth. Actually, the home my mom and dad brought me back to after I was born. She took it pretty well. Better than I expected actually. Better than me. A couple of months ago, my fiance and I went out to load the last few boxes of things from my room and I felt a pang...
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Life Among the Natives: July 2005
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Life Among the Natives. In the end, everything is a gag." -Charles Chaplin. Wednesday, July 27, 2005. King of the South. As any good king would do, I have even written some proclamations for my new subjects to abide by. This goes for yankees and corrupted natives alike. Proclamation 6: Citizens of the Kingdom of South will not be permitted to begin any sentence with the phrase "You might be a redneck if." Jeff Foxworthy is funny when he says this. You are not. Proclamation 7: Singers will be required to ...
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Life Among the Natives: August 2005
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Life Among the Natives. In the end, everything is a gag." -Charles Chaplin. Wednesday, August 24, 2005. The Purpose Driven Life Among the Natives. That's all. It didn't explain what the purpose was that I was created for. So what, I began to ask myself, is my purpose anyway. According to my sign, I was created for it and "a purpose" seems to mean just one thing. If I have one singular purpose in the world, shouldn't I know what it is? Is my purpose to be a good husband? That seems an awful waste. Needles...
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Life Among the Natives: March 2006
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Life Among the Natives. In the end, everything is a gag." -Charles Chaplin. Tuesday, March 21, 2006. You Can't Have Meme without ME. Darth Kel updated her blog today with an interesting concept that she stole from someone else who undoubtedly stole it from another. So I decided to steal it for myself. Partially because it's kind of a cool concept and partially because it gets me out of trouble for not posting for a while. Anyhow, on to the questions. Q: Will I Ever Update my Blog Enough to Satisfy Kate?
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Life Among the Natives: October 2005
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Life Among the Natives. In the end, everything is a gag." -Charles Chaplin. Sunday, October 30, 2005. Wait Your $%#@# Turn! Santa comes down the street on Thanksgiving day, you can put up your tree and your airport runway lights with my blessing. You can drag out the decorations, put on a copy of Miracle on 34th Street (the original black and white only please) and sing "Grandma Got Runned Over By a Reindeer" to your heart's content. Before then, bugger off. Kill the turkeys, ducks and chickens,.
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Life Among the Natives: December 2005
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Life Among the Natives. In the end, everything is a gag." -Charles Chaplin. Sunday, December 25, 2005. Christmas Among the Natives. There is so much written this time of year about the "real meaning of Christmas" but isn't the real meaning of Christmas a seemingly never-ending gauntlet of family dinners, holiday parties, and insane traffic? So why, I ask you oh faithful readers (all two of you), do we put ourselves through it? Now that's something I could get into celebrating. There's time to rob him all...
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Life Among the Natives: June 2005
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Life Among the Natives. In the end, everything is a gag." -Charles Chaplin. Thursday, June 16, 2005. Random Thoughts: The Plagiarism. But I digress. Random Thoughts, eh? Right That's pretty much my life in a nutshell. Random Thoughts. Why is it that cheerleaders are ALWAYS cheerleading? Guinness in the bottle is not nearly as good as Guinness on tap, but Guinness of any kind is a damn sight better than Budweiser in any form. Where is Nantucket and why do all the filthy limericks involve people from there?
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Life Among the Natives: November 2005
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Life Among the Natives. In the end, everything is a gag." -Charles Chaplin. Saturday, November 19, 2005. Harry Potter and the Needlessly Annoying Teenagers. The movie also reminded me why I don't go to movies any more. When the wife mentioned going to this one I had one requirement before I'd go with her. "We have to go to the 9pm showing," I said. "There will be less annoying teenagers.". At this point, my brain is imagining a phone call I plan to make on Monday. Senator Frist's office.". Er I meant Sen...
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Life Among the Natives: January 2006
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Life Among the Natives. In the end, everything is a gag." -Charles Chaplin. Sunday, January 22, 2006. Anyhow, here goes for this year. LAN 2005 Best Movies (theatrical). 1 King Kong- Peter Jackson delivers again. I hate remakes on principle and this is still my best picture. 2 Sin City- What every comic book movie should be. Great stuff that looked like it was ripped straight off the page. 5 Star Wars Episode 3- Lucas brings it home after bobbling the first two. 3 Million Dollar Baby- Even with it winnin...
