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Daily Defamation: 2006-08-20
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Your Disappointingly Intermittent Mind-Fuck. You are Your Tiny Dog's Bitch. Answer: You are a drooling 'tard. Here are a few lessons about dog ownership:. 1) Just because your dog is small and looks like a cute teddy bear doesn't mean he is your baby. He does not need a stroller, a pink sweater, a personalized gold collar, or a miniature canopy bed. He is an animal who rolls in shit and then eats it. If you choose to ignore this fact, he will ass-rape you in your sleep. Posted by Sarah at 7:19 AM. An idi...
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Daily Defamation: 2006-07-30
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Your Disappointingly Intermittent Mind-Fuck. Fat, Pt. II. It has come to our attention that our recent fat post. Has bristled a few hairs out there in internetland. I would like to take this moment to reiterate our position on fat asses: you're fat ass because you choose to be fucking fat, you fucking lard ass. Posted by Pablo at 10:08 AM. Tips for the Treatment of Assyness. Are you such an asshole that even your walk is annoying? You may also be an ass if people at your office start asking if you've die...
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Jason's Place: February 2009
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Friday, February 27, 2009. I can't sleep tonight blog. I'm terrified, and laying there with my eyes closed just isn't making me feel any better. So I thought I'd get up and lay it all out on the line for you, you always know what to say to make me feel better. I fear that through their actions they are trying to make us the worst of us quit, and the best of us stretch out so thinly that we shall be unseen. And it's a really crummy way to feel. A part of me quietly dreams when I can sleep about what I wou...
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Jason's Place: January 2009
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Thursday, January 29, 2009. So I made a drum track that was speaking to me. Then I decided to bust out the concert piano synthesizer. And I thought it was so cool I made this movie. Saturday, January 24, 2009. I know it's a little late for Halloween pics. But my brother was a nun this year, and I just found some of his pictures, and they won't really do him justice, but check em out. he is too funny. Wednesday, January 21, 2009. We naturally do it. I'm sick of that word. Why do I say it? They're like soc...
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Jason's Place: June 2009
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Friday, June 26, 2009. So I'm getting a haircut. My regular barber was way too busy to fit me in today. Which was fine. I just went down the street to a Supercuts which has offered up satisfactory service in the past. Usually I enjoy the Supercuts experience, there are usually young beautiful women waiting there to cut your hair and take all of your tip money. So I sat there quietly and thumbed a Maxim. As I'm explaining to her my intentions for my hair, she took the reigns. I never know what I reall...
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Jason's Place: Death, loss, and nothing you can do
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Tuesday, September 15, 2009. Death, loss, and nothing you can do. The cruel hand of death has been all around a lot of people in my life lately. And while it has passed over my door this time, next time I may not be so lucky. I have suddenly been asked to be a shoulder to cry on for several close friends who are dealing with the loss of a loved one. What do you say? What can you do? The answer is, nothing. Be awesome and love those around you. And in turn you really will be loving yourself. I read people...
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Jason's Place: November 2009
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Saturday, November 28, 2009. Before you read this entry, click play on this youtube video and enjoy the sounds of Grizzly Bear. This is a potentially life altering track, do not miss it. This video is of the movie Seven and has nothing to do with the music, aside from the fact that whomever posted this montage on youtube.com thought it went together. And now.that you have that playing in the background. onto urban missiles. So here's how it goes down. You're smoking on your father's oil rig in. I have al...
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Jason's Place: December 2009
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Monday, December 21, 2009. Have you ever seen spiders? For those of you who aren't aware I have a sleeping disorder. I suffer from time to time from sleep paralysis. Which is a condition where I wake up conscious; but I cannot move. When this happens I just lay there cool as a cucumber drifting between an awake and dream state. My brain is fully active, and I can hear everything that is going on in the room I am asleep in. But at the same time I am also dreaming. About three hours ago, before I started r...
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Jason's Place: Big Black Epiphany
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Saturday, November 21, 2009. If it is my destiny to teach others how to love themselves, my own experience must be what I impart. Being awesome and loving yourself is not just my message, it is also my journey. It’s a path that I can only lead others down once I know the way myself. But I know it’s real, it has to be because I’m not just selling it I am living it. With my addictive personality there is no bottom. It doesn’t stop it’s just a big black hole. And it’s not just a pa...I just thought that hav...
