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Sarandipity: August 2010
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Tuesday, August 31, 2010. Free Pandora app on the iPhone iPod adaptor in my car my amazing radio station creations = My drive to and from Northridge in traffic three times a week just got 1000x more awesome. It's 9:45, and I've already been asked if I'm drunk. I have always had a hard time with introductions when I write, because I know what I'm going to write. Seriously though. Are you DRUNK? Really, are you drunk at work? Oh my god,. You sound drunk.". Now, for the beginning:. I had kind of a rough mor...
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Sarandipity: May 2010
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Tuesday, May 11, 2010. One of the rare times MY SISTER would have cried. Scene: Library at recess. Children are working while I play Justin Beiber on the iPod. A 5th grade girl approaches:. 5th Grade Girl: Ms. V, do you HAVE to play Justin Beiber? I mean, don't you have anything GOOD? Me: What kind of oldies? 5th Grade Girl: You know, like, Led Zeppelin. Me: You like Led Zeppelin? What's your favorite song? 5th Grade Girl: Oh, "Fool in the Rain," for sure Ms. V. Monday, May 03, 2010. Quote of the week.
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Sarandipity: April 2010
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Tuesday, April 27, 2010. Party like its 1932. So, you guys decided to enact an immigration reform bill that allows police to question any person upon "suspicion" of being an illegal immigrant. You're now going to require that people carry papers to prove their immigration status. Good work! But you know, did you ever consider that perhaps, I mean, just MAYBE, this bill isnt far reaching ENOUGH in creating the Aryan nation I can only assume you want? Although, now that I think about it, sewing a symbol on...
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Sarandipity: ...But then a defibrillator brought me back.
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Tuesday, November 23, 2010. But then a defibrillator brought me back. Ok, actually, as it turns out, I was wrong. Well, not WRONG, only half wrong. The 29 year old was wrong. Because after having watched the AMA performance at least 37 MORE times with Gems, we have come to the conclusion that NKOTBSB is actually the best idea in the world ever. 16 year old Sarah, I concede, you win. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Quote of the week. And someday, they will.". Sue Sylvester, "Glee". And then I died.
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Sarandipity: 7 reasons to love LA
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Thursday, October 28, 2010. 7 reasons to love LA. 2) The Dorothy Chandler Pavilion. 7) Late night drunk tacos. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Quote of the week. And someday, they will.". Sue Sylvester, "Glee". View my complete profile. Look at all the pretty pictures. This is a Flickr badge showing public photos from sarandpity. Make your own badge here. Were amazeballs. AMAZEBALLS. 7 reasons to love LA. Everything that happened in the last 10 minutes. Places to be Seen. Don't drink and text.
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Sarandipity: We're amazeballs. AMAZEBALLS.
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Friday, October 29, 2010. We're amazeballs. AMAZEBALLS. 8236; Oh my Skeet Ulrich. Your face is a true poem. 8234;My eyeballs are glad. 8236; Is that a haiku? Yes, yes it is. Oh, I love you. 8236; amazeballs. 8236; AMAZEBALLS.. OK, bedtime for bonzos. 8236; bedtime for bonzos. 8234;sleepy time cozy goodness. 8234;Mwah, Arianna. 8236; Mwah. I'm so lucky to have you. Also, WHY am I all WEEPY tonight? Jesus Christ. I. S this what happens when I go off birth control? 8236; Whew. OK. Quote of the...
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Sarandipity: ....and then I died.
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Monday, November 22, 2010. And then I died. The most amazing/horrible thing just happened to me. I just watched the New Kids on the Block/Backstreet Boys perform on the AMA's. And. wait. not only did they perform. they performed a STRAIGHT UP GLEE STYLE MASH UP OF THEIR GREATEST HITS. Ok, and so (obviously I had a lot of feelings flood my soul when this happened) the ensuing mental conversation with myself occurred:. Myself 1 (the screeching 16-year-old):. LOOK AT HOW HOT NICK CARTER LOOKS! I mean, honey,.
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Sarandipity: November 2010
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Tuesday, November 23, 2010. But then a defibrillator brought me back. Ok, actually, as it turns out, I was wrong. Well, not WRONG, only half wrong. The 29 year old was wrong. Because after having watched the AMA performance at least 37 MORE times with Gems, we have come to the conclusion that NKOTBSB is actually the best idea in the world ever. 16 year old Sarah, I concede, you win. Monday, November 22, 2010. And then I died. The most amazing/horrible thing just happened to me. Myself 2 (the 29 year old):.
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Sarandipity: Not that I'm complaining, really, but.... No, wait... I'm complaining.
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Tuesday, November 16, 2010. Not that I'm complaining, really, but. No, wait. I'm complaining. Ok look, people. Perhaps when I told you there was a BIRTHDAY MIRACLE, I was not clear. Or, maybe you weren't listening. Maybe you misunderstood what I said. I don't know, but LISTEN TO ME NOW. YOU STUPID SELFISH $@#&! BECAUSE I AM POOR AND YOU ARE SUCKING MONEY OUT OF ME LIKE I'M A DAMNED STRAW! And they FINALLY FELT BAD ABOUT IT. Who knows? But basically, the email said THIS:. Love and kisses,. Could I DO some...