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According To Dana: June 2014
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My Views on Life, Loss, Love and Laughter. Tuesday, June 10, 2014. Links to this post. Sunday, June 1, 2014. A Lot of People Go To College for Seven Years. For one thing, I keep being mistaken for a man. I guess unless I'm seen in the flesh, people automatically assume it's a guy sitting behind his computer screen. probably wearing khaki shorts with crew socks and an adjustable baseball cap. 8221;, “Earn Up To $500 A Day From Home! 8221;, “Buy Prescription Drugs Online! 8221; All lies! Links to this post.
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According To Dana: Rockin' Out
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My Views on Life, Loss, Love and Laughter. Tuesday, June 10, 2014. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). A Lot of People Go To College for Seven Years. The Story of Nicole. I think that in order to really know me, you must know the story of my daughters life and death. It has been the single, worst pain th. Putting all jokes aside, Id like to discuss something very serious. Snookis pregnancy. Id first like to congratulate the . My Strange Addiction to My Strange Addiction. Don't make it like I'm dumb.
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According To Dana: My Strange Addiction to My Strange Addiction
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My Views on Life, Loss, Love and Laughter. Wednesday, March 7, 2012. My Strange Addiction to My Strange Addiction. In my life, I have never seen anything more disturbing that the show; " My Strange Addiction. While I do feel badly about making fun of people for their obviously VERY serious problems, I'm going to anyway. In the beginning there was a woman that was unable to sleep without her blow dryer, a couple of people who were addicted to extreme body building and a tanorexic chick. Unusual? She shoul...
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According To Dana: Food Shopping
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My Views on Life, Loss, Love and Laughter. Saturday, March 3, 2012. There is no single deed that I despise more than food shopping. I hate everything about it. A visit to Demoulas. Should be considered a form of punishment and I’m sure those of you who shop there completely agree. Here’s how a typical trip to the food store goes…. I pull into the parking lot, which is packed… Should I just turn around and leave? I guess we don’t really need yogurt anyway. 8220;I’ll help! 8220;Joey, don’t touch that!
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According To Dana: February 2012
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My Views on Life, Loss, Love and Laughter. Monday, February 27, 2012. You're Gonnna Thank Me! Though it may seem like all I ever do is bitch about things that I can't stand, there are a lot of things that I just can't get enough of. So, as a service to all of my readers, I've decided to give you the inside scoop on the products that will make you love your life. In case you haven't discovered these gems yet, you need to get your ass down to Nordstrom’s. No need to stop! Fanny Packs make for an excellent ...
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According To Dana: January 2014
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My Views on Life, Loss, Love and Laughter. Thursday, January 30, 2014. Riding in Cars with Boys. His best days are when he has gym and when the weather is nice enough for outdoor recess and when they have chicken nuggets for lunch. But today was even better than that. We got to touch dinosaur poop today! It was the best day of my life! Funny because if I ever had to touch dinosaur poop, that would be one of the worst. Days of my life. But, what do I know? Yeah Muma. D. Oh That happens to me all the time!
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According To Dana: The Story of Nicole
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My Views on Life, Loss, Love and Laughter. Tuesday, February 21, 2012. The Story of Nicole. When I was 19 years old, I was expecting my first child - a baby girl. I was due to have her on October 11th, 2003. My pregnancy appeared to have been going great. so there was no doubt in my mind that anything bad could happen. Boy, was I wrong. What's the cure for Toxemia? He asked me with a smile, "Having a baby! Dana, the baby is having a seizure, so something is wrong,". Was she going to be okay? I didn't kno...
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According To Dana: The Truth About Parenthood
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My Views on Life, Loss, Love and Laughter. Friday, February 24, 2012. The Truth About Parenthood. Costume from last Halloween while we ran errands, just to avoid an argument. Now, I'm not saying that I'm a person who has any business giving parenting advice. I'm not perfect. But, I am going to say some things that I wish someone had told me when I became a new mom. It's not all sunshine and lollipops people! They are also disgusting. Not only will your baby manage to shit halfway up his back every da...
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According To Dana: August 2012
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My Views on Life, Loss, Love and Laughter. Monday, August 6, 2012. I have officially hit the; " Fuck, I'm Getting Old. Point of my life. I know, I'm technically still a youngin', but for the first time in my life, I can actually see myself entering into the land of "Oldfuckville". and it sucks. Do I look like a " Ma'am. Apparently, I do. Fuck! It's not just that though. there are plenty of other reasons why I know I'm getting old. Like, the other night when I caught a few minutes of Snookie and J...Also,...
