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Idleness - mono_blanco
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Idleness - mono blanco. Thanks for the giggles. Feb 7th, 2009 @ 11:57 am. I'm reading a history book. I'm sitting in my living room, reading a history book. I haven't done this in years, and it's great. However, I forgot what the slick combination of being alone and immersing oneself in the world of historical truth (albeit of a leftist bent) does to my sanity. I go completely apeshit. Not on my bloody fucking watch. I pursued them, following one specific ant. This ant's name is Lucky. And then karma too...
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Saitin cometh. Srsly - mono_blanco
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Saitin cometh. Srsly - mono blanco. Saitin cometh. Srsly. Saitin cometh. Srsly. Oct 21st, 2007 @ 07:27 pm. So, like, the Santa Ana winds are picking up again; No big surprise, as this is the traditional time of year that God once again tries to wipe the Blight-That-Is the Northridge/Chatsworth urban sprawl off the map. Driving in from Pasadena early this morning (probably around 5:00 AM or so) the gale-force winds (39-45mph). Exclaimed through a cloud of pomade, "We're in a tight bind! Except I'm fairly ...
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More LOLCat Bible! - mono_blanco
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Oct 21st, 2007 @ 07:24 pm. So like, Job. Because it's Frikkin hilarious in the original text, and even more so when translated into Moon man. I mean LOLCat. 1 In teh land of Uz wuz a man calded Job. Teh man wuz goodz, afraid of teh Ceiling Cat and evilz.2 Teh man hadz seven sunz and tree doters,3 And lots of sheepz and camlez and rinoceruseses and servnts, srsly.4 His sunz tok turns mading cookies, and they all eated them.5 And Job wuz liek "Oh noes! Wut if cookies were sin? Gota prey, just in cased.".
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The Boss - mono_blanco
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The Boss - mono blanco. Aug 28th, 2007 @ 07:17 pm. It's my day off. I'm at home, finishing Internet, when I get a call by my boss a half past closing. Hey, it's me. Are you on fire? No I'm locked in the office. That's almost on fire. How'd you get locked in the office? I forgot my car keys at home. How'd you get to the office in the first place? I used my spare keys. And Papa Feo locked you in because you used your spare keys? No, I left my spare keys in my car, and the office key is with my spare. Wonde...
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My new Pirate Name - mono_blanco
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My new Pirate Name - mono blanco. My new Pirate Name. My new Pirate Name. Aug 21st, 2008 @ 01:06 pm. This came up at work when discussing nicknames with Herpe. My new Pirate Name:. Patton Oswalt - Werewolves and Lollipops. August 21st, 2008 08:49 pm (UTC). What's your ship called? Or maybe just the Syphilitic Whore. Edited at 2008-08-21 08:49 pm (UTC). August 21st, 2008 08:56 pm (UTC). Hmm The Fighting Scabie. August 23rd, 2008 07:54 am (UTC). Isn't that supposed to be Scurvy?
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Road Trip, Part I - mono_blanco
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Road Trip, Part I - mono blanco. Road Trip, Part I. Road Trip, Part I. Jun 19th, 2008 @ 11:10 pm. Road Trip, Part I: The Early Preparation and Arrival of Yours Truly into the Land of Dry Heat and Motor-pool Hotties. Thursday, June 12, 2008, 9:00 PM Los Angeles time. Flight time, t-minus 10 hours, and counting. Friday, June 13. 3:30 AM Los Angeles time. Flight time, t-minus 4 hours, and counting. Friday, June 13, 5:45 AM Los Angeles time. Flight time, t-minus 2 hours, and counting. I arrived early enough ...
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Stumpy, Comic Genius - mono_blanco
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Stumpy, Comic Genius - mono blanco. Stumpy, Comic Genius. Stumpy, Comic Genius. Nov 16th, 2007 @ 10:47 am. Hey, Papa Feo, I need to leave early today. I'll do whatever, just I gotta go early. Well, you know the standard price for leaving early, right? Man, why it gotta be all gay and shit? Can't I just bring you my girlfriend and let you fuck her? Well, I'd prefer that, but I need payment up front. Wait, can we go Family Style on her? Choo-Choo, man, hell yeah! November 16th, 2007 07:20 pm (UTC).
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Srsly, teh end is near. - mono_blanco
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Srsly, teh end is near. - mono blanco. Srsly, teh end is near. Srsly, teh end is near. Oct 10th, 2007 @ 09:30 pm. Linked to me by the Ever Left el pinko grande. Someone translated the bible into LOLCat speak. It's obscene. But in a good way, like porn. Excerpt from Revelation 4: [LINK! 1 So, then I seez a big open heaven door. An teh invisible trumpet voice sez "C'mere. I noes whatz comin. Let me show you it.". 2 Then, surprize Ghostee-entry! An I seez a dood on a fancy heaven chair. Cuz you pwn everthing.
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Standards and Means: Entertainment - mono_blanco
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Standards and Means: Entertainment - mono blanco. Standards and Means: Entertainment. Standards and Means: Entertainment. Jun 26th, 2008 @ 02:03 pm. I have a standing personal rule regarding my entertainment dollar. Wanna hear it? If I spend any money on entertainment, I need to spend at least as much time enjoying the product of my entertainment as it took me to generate the money necessary to purchase it.". This is very similar to the standing rule of Goth Clubs. Wanna hear it? Video game systems end u...
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