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100 Responses to "How Are You"

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What Do You Do? What's your [Astrological] Sign? 100 Responses to "How Are You". How do you answer? This question has become a ubiquitous greeting in our society and just as prevalent is the humdrum "good", "fine", "meh", etc. In a flash of inspiration and a dash of cash, I collected one hundred unusual comebacks. None of these are edited and the only rule was to be upbeat. The "NOTE" texts are from the authors, not me. I'm just peachy keen! Fair to middling, mostly middling. Just happy to be above ground.

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How To Say 'Hello'

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What Do You Do? What's your [Astrological] Sign? 100 Ways to Say 'Hello'. Ever get bored of just saying. Here's a survey done with Mechanical Turk that asked participants to come up with something else. Perhaps you can use these in your own daily hand wavings . What's up, Buttercup? To Jim: Hi Bob. Greetings, fellow human. When I first meet someone and they ask how I am I often say "happy as if I had my right mind". That one sometimes gets a chuckle. Hey there cutie pie. What up home slice? Walk up and a...

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Hello FAQ

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What Do You Do? What's your [Astrological] Sign? 100 Responses to "What's your Sign? Inevitably this seems to crop up in the nervous awkward conversations abounding in the night life and dating world. You might have heard it brought up after the weather to give pizazz to an otherwise banal small talk buffet. Here's the results of a survey I did to give you some new options beyond the original dozen. Mine's NASA, what's yours? No Parking -This space is taken! Live long and prosper. What sign are you is?

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Hello FAQ

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What Do You Do? What's your [Astrological] Sign? 100 Responses to "What Do You Do? These are the results of a survey I posted on Amazon Mechanical Turk asking people for funny, witty, or clever responses to this very dreadful question. I'm old. I do what ever I feel like! I make less than a sweatshop worker on Mechanical Turk. I would sit on the floor and hum Disney music to myself. It would definitely be you. *wink* *wink*. I make the little umbrellas for drinks. I do people like you! I thrive to survive.

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My Brainfarts: March 2010

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Sadly it's only my thoughts, just the flatulent ooze from my mind. Sorry if it smells. To stop those embarrassing displays of stupidity, just take one Braino before each instance of thought. It's guaranteed to work or your money back. Blow your horn,. Cut the cheese,. Let Polly out of jail,. Pop a bean,. Launch a loaf,. Shoot a bunny,. Light the match,. Or drop an air biscuit? Have you ever let a breezer,. A carpet stainer,. A wet willy,. A poop gopher,. A trouser trumpet,. A sonic blast,. A turtle head,.

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My Brainfarts: The Future

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Sadly it's only my thoughts, just the flatulent ooze from my mind. Sorry if it smells. To stop those embarrassing displays of stupidity, just take one Braino before each instance of thought. It's guaranteed to work or your money back. Blow your horn,. Cut the cheese,. Let Polly out of jail,. Pop a bean,. Launch a loaf,. Shoot a bunny,. Light the match,. Or drop an air biscuit? Have you ever let a breezer,. A carpet stainer,. A wet willy,. A poop gopher,. A trouser trumpet,. A sonic blast,. A turtle head,.

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My Brainfarts: Come On Jake, Drive My Truck

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Sadly it's only my thoughts, just the flatulent ooze from my mind. Sorry if it smells. To stop those embarrassing displays of stupidity, just take one Braino before each instance of thought. It's guaranteed to work or your money back. Blow your horn,. Cut the cheese,. Let Polly out of jail,. Pop a bean,. Launch a loaf,. Shoot a bunny,. Light the match,. Or drop an air biscuit? Have you ever let a breezer,. A carpet stainer,. A wet willy,. A poop gopher,. A trouser trumpet,. A sonic blast,. A turtle head,.

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My Brainfarts: Stormy Night

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Sadly it's only my thoughts, just the flatulent ooze from my mind. Sorry if it smells. To stop those embarrassing displays of stupidity, just take one Braino before each instance of thought. It's guaranteed to work or your money back. Blow your horn,. Cut the cheese,. Let Polly out of jail,. Pop a bean,. Launch a loaf,. Shoot a bunny,. Light the match,. Or drop an air biscuit? Have you ever let a breezer,. A carpet stainer,. A wet willy,. A poop gopher,. A trouser trumpet,. A sonic blast,. A turtle head,.

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My Brainfarts: February 2010

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Sadly it's only my thoughts, just the flatulent ooze from my mind. Sorry if it smells. To stop those embarrassing displays of stupidity, just take one Braino before each instance of thought. It's guaranteed to work or your money back. Blow your horn,. Cut the cheese,. Let Polly out of jail,. Pop a bean,. Launch a loaf,. Shoot a bunny,. Light the match,. Or drop an air biscuit? Have you ever let a breezer,. A carpet stainer,. A wet willy,. A poop gopher,. A trouser trumpet,. A sonic blast,. A turtle head,.

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My Brainfarts: August 2010

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Sadly it's only my thoughts, just the flatulent ooze from my mind. Sorry if it smells. To stop those embarrassing displays of stupidity, just take one Braino before each instance of thought. It's guaranteed to work or your money back. Blow your horn,. Cut the cheese,. Let Polly out of jail,. Pop a bean,. Launch a loaf,. Shoot a bunny,. Light the match,. Or drop an air biscuit? Have you ever let a breezer,. A carpet stainer,. A wet willy,. A poop gopher,. A trouser trumpet,. A sonic blast,. A turtle head,.