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I Can Top That: Battery Operated Boyfriend
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Monday, August 17, 2009. My most embarrassing situation happened a few years ago when I was in college. My roommate had gone away for the weekend and I was alone. One evening, after drinking a too much at a party I came back to my room and decided to play with myself. I locked my door, stripped naked, put on my earphones turned up the volume and went to it with a favorite vibrator! They stood, frozen in shock while I lay there screwing myself on the bed. I didn’t hear or see them! Friday, April 08, 2011.
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I Can Top That: 5 People Who Should Have Stuck to Board Games
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Saturday, August 8, 2009. 5 People Who Should Have Stuck to Board Games. Cheerleader Gets Knocked Out. Watch more Funny Videos. Gives "heads up" a whole new meaning doesn't it? Little Girl Owned by Soccer Ball. Watch more Funny Videos. Well think of it this way, the girl just got her first formal introduction to being tattooed. Knockout By Exercise Machine. Watch more Funny Videos. Two words: Douche Bag! Softball Hits Girl On Head. Watch more Funny Videos. Watch more Funny Videos. White men can't jump!
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I Can Top That: June 2009
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Friday, June 12, 2009. Years ago, before I was married, I was pretty promiscuous and a huge partier. I went to this house party. And ended up sleeping with the host. I went back a few more times over the course of 2 months and did the same thing. Well, on one of these "occasions" I was on my period, but was so drunk I completely forgot! When I woke up in the morning, I woke up naked and suddenly remembered that I was on my period and I just slept with this guy! Two days later I had horrible stomach pains.
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Douchey McDoucheavitch: Eye Candy: Rumor WIllis' Big Ass In Tights
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Monday, November 22, 2010. Eye Candy: Rumor WIllis' Big Ass In Tights. You know, as busted as this broad's face is I have to say that her ass. Stuffed into those tights has my ding-dong going all action-adventure while shouting " Yippee Ki-Yay Motherfucker! And for those trying to paint a mental picture of my man-junk going action-adventure inside my pants, think the opening explosion in Die Hard With a Vengeance. For the rest of the series click here. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Fat Kid At Camp.
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Douchey McDoucheavitch: Just Because: Country Breakfast Getting a Country Beatdown
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Monday, November 22, 2010. Just Because: Country Breakfast Getting a Country Beatdown. Question: What happens when a (used-to-be) unstoppable force meets an highly motivated and totally fucking psyched immovable object? The former gets the shit kicked out of him in :21, sees his hopes and dreams of some day holding a UFC title again completely destroyed and wakes up in front of thousands of people and asks, quite simply, "What happened? Ah, the sweet smell of humility. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Douchey McDoucheavitch: Julie Bowen's Twins Are Hungry; Why Not Post It On the Internet
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Thursday, November 18, 2010. Julie Bowen's Twins Are Hungry; Why Not Post It On the Internet. I'm torn between being jealous of a couple of boob suckers and being a little disgusted that this broad felt the need to post this shit on the Internet. I'd actually be pissed if this wasn't such a blatant attempt at garnering some e-attention (or e. Ttention; go ahead and use it on your friends). Nice rack though. Kind of NSFW image after the hump. . .I mean jump. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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I Can Top That: Hello Dick
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Saturday, August 22, 2009. Dick for short. Sorry I just get a kick out of that every time I think about it. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Pic of the Week! Have a story or video you would like to share? Remember stories are completely anonymous. Send all stories and or videos to icantopthat7@yahoo.com. View my complete profile. Fat Kid at Camp. Hi, How may I help you? Brittany Spears at her Best! The Silly Games Kids Play. I See London I See France! The Funny Things Kids Say. Beat by a Blow Job!
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I Can Top That: Hi, How may I help you?
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Sunday, August 30, 2009. Hi, How may I help you? A woman and her sister were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of nuts. As they were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if they needed any help. The woman replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." The sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and she turned beet red and walked away.". Credit to: http:/ www.onlyfunnystories.com/index.asp. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Pic of the Week!
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I Can Top That: Brittany Spears at her Best!
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Wednesday, August 19, 2009. Brittany Spears at her Best! These photos are the perfect reason Brittany should stay indoors. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Pic of the Week! Have a story or video you would like to share? Remember stories are completely anonymous. Send all stories and or videos to icantopthat7@yahoo.com. View my complete profile. Fat Kid at Camp. Hi, How may I help you? Brittany Spears at her Best! The Silly Games Kids Play. I See London I See France! The Funny Things Kids Say.
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