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The Chesterfield McFisticuffs Blog: December 2005
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The Chesterfield McFisticuffs Blog. Sunday, December 04, 2005. Half Man, Half Amazing. For example, in Tucson, Arizona, it is illegal for women to wear pants. In Arkansas, a man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. In Wichita, Kansas, it is illegal to carry a concealed bean snapper (side note: I'll carry my bean snapper any damn way that I please, concealed or not). It's these laughable laws and rules that make you wonder, "Who the hell comes up with these things? Ball player. I...
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The Chesterfield McFisticuffs Blog: February 2006
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The Chesterfield McFisticuffs Blog. Monday, February 13, 2006. Illegal use of a condiment. For an example of an unhappy ending from an encounter with my beloved kecthup) and no, they don't involve half hour excursions to the john. Manager: Eexcuse me sir, but did you purchase some french fries from us? Me (not knowing that he meant in the immediate past): "Absolutely sir.". Manager: "I don't remember serving you, are you sure that you bought fries from us? Me: "I don't think that's going to happen.".
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The Chesterfield McFisticuffs Blog: July 2005
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The Chesterfield McFisticuffs Blog. Saturday, July 02, 2005. Security Blanket On A Leash. Sorry it's been so long since I last posted something. I just really haven't been in the mood to attempt to be humorous, but hopefully this post rekindles some sort of consistency in regards to my blogging duties. Stay tuned, I'll try have some better material in the weeks to come. PS I'd like to amend my last entry about Hip-Hop Lyrics. Add this gem to the list - LFO, "Summer Girls". LFO, what were you thinking?
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The Chesterfield McFisticuffs Blog. If you can see Chesterfield McFisticuffs, he can see you. If you can't see Chesterfield McFisticuffs you may be only seconds away from death. Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer. View my complete profile.
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The Chesterfield McFisticuffs Blog: September 2005
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The Chesterfield McFisticuffs Blog. Saturday, September 24, 2005. 12 Friends Every Guy Should Have. PART 1. Why he's an asset:. Whether it's morning, noon, or night, he is ready, willing, and able to have a good time. He is always in the mood for the consumption of junk food and he boosts your self esteem because his physique reflects it. Why he's an asset:. Why he's an asset:. Or a "Damn Straight! The Miscellaneous Race Friend:. Like "Fez" in That 70's Show. This friend is the lone minority in a group o...
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The Chesterfield McFisticuffs Blog: March 2006
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The Chesterfield McFisticuffs Blog. Monday, March 20, 2006. A Primer in Creating Your MSN and IM Identity (Part 2). As promised, here is part 2 of 3 in a series teaching you how to create your MSN Identity. After determining which classification of photo best suits your MSN needs, it is important to create an MSN name that not only identifies who you are but also defines your character and your personality. 1) The "Hopelessly Romantic" name. 2) The "Inside Joke" name. 3) The "Deeply Philosophical" name.
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The Chesterfield McFisticuffs Blog: April 2005
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The Chesterfield McFisticuffs Blog. Sunday, April 10, 2005. Weed Man to the rescue. Or not. Much to my surprise, the first part of the game went down without any problems. Then, the third inning arrived and along with it came Weed Man. It may have seemed clever to his legion of faithful pot heads, but to the average baseball fan, it was downright moronic. Bellowed at the top of his lungs. As people began to heckle him, he became more and more rowdy, and at the end of the game while exiting the stadiu...
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The Chesterfield McFisticuffs Blog: November 2005
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The Chesterfield McFisticuffs Blog. Saturday, November 19, 2005. PART 2: 12 Friends Every Guy Should Have. I hope you guys enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed putting it together. Enjoy! A bachelor to the nth degree, the single guy lives life by his rules and has the stories (and tattoos) to prove it. Uncompromising in every way, he reports to no one and is always first in line for a raucous boys' night out. Why he's an asset:. Why he's an asset:. Possessing an Honors Degree in Chemistry and Rocket S...
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The Chesterfield McFisticuffs Blog: May 2005
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The Chesterfield McFisticuffs Blog. Saturday, May 21, 2005. How to Write a #1 Radio Hit. Once again I apologize for taking a while in between posts, but this has quite possibly been the worst week of my life. I've been hit from all sides with some pretty devastating life changing events, so I've just been trying to deal with that stuff. Anyways, I figured it was time for some humor, it helps keep my mind off of things. She wants to be a lawyer, in other words shorty studies law" - Mr. Cheeks:. Good for y...
