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Le Shadow Noir: December 2006
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I will scratch your eyes out. Friday, December 22, 2006. Meowy Christmas, Puny Humans. Yes, yes, laugh now, puny humans, at my misery. Do this again and you shall rue the day! Thursday, December 21, 2006. I'm Famous, You Know. The other cats are always second-guessing my lineage, my fame and my family tree. Here is the proof. That is my mother, Queen Prochainement of France. What say you now, naysayers? Good Day, Inferior Humans. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Decaf Is A Sin. I Can Has Cheezburger.
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Le Shadow Noir: Ask Shadow: My Favorite Chair
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I will scratch your eyes out. Friday, January 2, 2009. Ask Shadow: My Favorite Chair. My owner is constantly sitting in my favorite chair. When she is out during the day, I get to sleep in it, but at night, she just picks me up and puts me on the floor. She doesn't even put me in another chair. Is she abusing me? What can I do? Not Sitting Pretty,. San Francisco, CA. This sounds like animal abuse to me! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Decaf Is A Sin. I Can Has Cheezburger. You May Also Like.
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Le Shadow Noir: Let There be Light
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I will scratch your eyes out. Friday, July 11, 2008. Let There be Light. Tonight I really pissed off Christophe. There was some kind fly in the house, but it moved very slowly. I climbed onto the table next to the couch and waited for it to move so I could kill it. Finally, it landed on the lamp shade. I tried to smack it, but only knocked the lamp over, which blew out when it landed on the couch. That will teach Christophe to waste all his time on the internet. Keep at it, Shadow! You can do it!
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Le Shadow Noir: January 2009
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I will scratch your eyes out. Friday, January 2, 2009. Ask Shadow: My Favorite Chair. My owner is constantly sitting in my favorite chair. When she is out during the day, I get to sleep in it, but at night, she just picks me up and puts me on the floor. She doesn't even put me in another chair. Is she abusing me? What can I do? Not Sitting Pretty,. San Francisco, CA. This sounds like animal abuse to me! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Decaf Is A Sin. I Can Has Cheezburger. You May Also Like.
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Le Shadow Noir: Almost...
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I will scratch your eyes out. Tuesday, June 24, 2008. Ah, it has been so long since I have posted. Here is a photo of my last failed escape attempt. Thank catness for the chirping birds outside. They provided an ample excuse as to why I tore a hole in their screen. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Decaf Is A Sin. I Can Has Cheezburger. You May Also Like. I lounge, therefore I'm not scratching your eyes out. Shadows Tips: Getting Back at Them. Did you say something?
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Le Shadow Noir: February 2007
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I will scratch your eyes out. Monday, February 26, 2007. Cat vs. Cuckoo Clock. Suddenly, it hit me. I jumped up onto the ugly cuckoo clock to escape the inferior, ugly dog. My massive musculature proved too much for the flimsy clock, and down it went. Of course, with my superior flexibility, I managed to land on my feet. The clock did not fare as well. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Decaf Is A Sin. I Can Has Cheezburger. You May Also Like. I lounge, therefore I'm not scratching your eyes out.
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Le Shadow Noir: Take Me Home?
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I will scratch your eyes out. Monday, June 30, 2008. Alright, everyone, I know I come off as a bit self-centered, but I'll put that aside to tell you all about a wonderful no-kill animal shelter in Freeport, Long Island. There are tons of cats and dogs just waiting for a loving home. Donations are also appreciated. Visit them here: Freeport Animal Shelter. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Decaf Is A Sin. I Can Has Cheezburger. You May Also Like. I lounge, therefore I'm not scratching your eyes out.
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Le Shadow Noir: September 2007
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I will scratch your eyes out. Wednesday, September 5, 2007. Ask Shadow: Should I Run Away? I hate my life. Really. My owner is never home, when he is he's cranky. Always ignoring me because he's "working" on his computer. Won't even play with me. I cry and cry and he just shushes me. After about 5 minutes, he'll finally get off his fat ass and play with me, but don't I deserve instant attention? I've been thinking of running away. What do I do? I didn't think so. Do you sleep with him? Decaf Is A Sin.
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Le Shadow Noir: June 2007
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I will scratch your eyes out. Tuesday, June 19, 2007. Ask Shadow: Food for Thought. I am back from my vacation and feeling quite relaxed. I have decided to share my infinite wisdom with each and every one of you in a few feature I'm calling "Ask Shadow". I will be picking letters at random out of my massive fan mail bag and answering them. My owner always feeds me 9 Lives, which I despise. I have repeatedly asked her for Fancy Feast, but to no avail. Why is she doing this to me? Sick of Trash,.
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Le Shadow Noir: Print This
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I will scratch your eyes out. Tuesday, July 1, 2008. Oh, I really annoyed Christophe this morning. I know he loves his electronics, so this morning, I stood on his precious photo printer while I did my morning screaming. The look on his face was priceless. When he chased me off, I made I nice launch, almost knocking the printer off the table. Photo printer - 0. Shadow Cat - 1. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Decaf Is A Sin. I Can Has Cheezburger. You May Also Like. Let There be Light.