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I'm Funny (roughly) Once a Day: Getting Ready for Mass Effect 3
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I'm Funny (roughly) Once a Day. Thursday, February 23, 2012. Getting Ready for Mass Effect 3. Jason: I managed to keep everyone except Miranda. Jason: he's awesome =D. Ed: LOL losing miranda. Ed: fuck that bitch. Jason: the hottest chick in the game =). Ed: tali is hottest. Ed: Tali 4 lyfe. Jason: she is pretty cute, I'll give you that =D. Ed: I totally had intimate relations with that quarian. Jason: but you didn't inhale. Ed: I launched my flotilla if you know what I mean. Posted by Ed Schwehm. Been a ...
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I'm Funny (roughly) Once a Day: The Work of a Senior Developer is Never Done
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I'm Funny (roughly) Once a Day. Sunday, February 17, 2013. The Work of a Senior Developer is Never Done. Derek: How'd you do it? Ed: 1) removed coveo DLLs from teh build, 2) logged onto dev01 and removed all the coveo dlls from the bin folder. Derek: Congrats: You really are a Coveo master. Ed: problem: coveo not working. solution: remove coveo. Ed: How can you have a problem with Coveo if you don't even have Coveo? Posted by Ed Schwehm. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. I'm P...
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I'm Funny (roughly) Once a Day: Gee, I'm a Tree!
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I'm Funny (roughly) Once a Day. Tuesday, February 21, 2012. Gee, I'm a Tree! Ed: so let me get all my chickens in line. Ed: or ducks in a row. Ed: or whatever the avian metaphor is. Posted by Ed Schwehm. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Tl;dr: Developer, father, husband, student, gamer, slow-pitch softball pitcher, homeowner. thats about it. Currently employed to do .NET development, but I am comfortable in pretty much any language (not that I know them all, but most are pretty cool). . Gee, Im a Tree!
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I'm Funny (roughly) Once a Day: July 2010
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I'm Funny (roughly) Once a Day. Tuesday, July 13, 2010. Joe: Occam's razor works in logic as well as software development. Joe: all things being equal, the simplest solution is the most correct. Ed: Occam's Razor is kind of a tautology. Joe: SON OF A BITCH. Joe: SUDO IS NOT. Posted by Ed Schwehm. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Tl;dr: Developer, father, husband, student, gamer, slow-pitch softball pitcher, homeowner. thats about it. Also, Im pretty funny, so thats cool. View my complete profile.
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I'm Funny (roughly) Once a Day: February 2013
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I'm Funny (roughly) Once a Day. Sunday, February 17, 2013. The Work of a Senior Developer is Never Done. Derek: How'd you do it? Ed: 1) removed coveo DLLs from teh build, 2) logged onto dev01 and removed all the coveo dlls from the bin folder. Derek: Congrats: You really are a Coveo master. Ed: problem: coveo not working. solution: remove coveo. Ed: How can you have a problem with Coveo if you don't even have Coveo? Posted by Ed Schwehm. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Also, Im pretty funny, so thats cool.
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I'm Funny (roughly) Once a Day: Forward Thinking
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I'm Funny (roughly) Once a Day. Wednesday, October 05, 2011. Me: look what I found. Me: "string pattern = "200*.*";. Just this millenium, thanks". Me: its our 2k10 bug. Me: I have no idea what that code does. Me: but it doesn't anymore. Note: this conversation and code is from 2008]. Posted by Ed Schwehm. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Tl;dr: Developer, father, husband, student, gamer, slow-pitch softball pitcher, homeowner. thats about it. Also, Im pretty funny, so thats cool. Follow me on Twitter.
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I'm Funny (roughly) Once a Day: August 2011
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I'm Funny (roughly) Once a Day. Tuesday, August 02, 2011. Owls are Old School. Ed: if harry potter live-tweeted the events of the goblet of fire, then fudge et al would have believed that voldemort was back, and shit would have been different. Ed: @TheChildWhoLivesLarge: Sweet, the Wizard's Cup. o wait, brb gt save @diggertous. Ed: @TheChildWhoLivesLarge: OK we're gonna touch the cup together #bffs. Ed: @TheChildWhoLivesLarge: oh fuck, it was a portkey, wtf are we. Posted by Ed Schwehm. Started a slow-pi...
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I'm Funny (roughly) Once a Day: October 2011
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I'm Funny (roughly) Once a Day. Wednesday, October 05, 2011. Me: look what I found. Me: "string pattern = "200*.*";. Just this millenium, thanks". Me: its our 2k10 bug. Me: I have no idea what that code does. Me: but it doesn't anymore. Note: this conversation and code is from 2008]. Posted by Ed Schwehm. Monday, October 03, 2011. Now With Less Stuff. Kristina: Hey, check out this chocolate bar! It's infused with air bubbles so it's lighter and more airy! Kristina: . you just ruined my candy bar. Been a ...
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I'm Funny (roughly) Once a Day: Now With Less Stuff
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I'm Funny (roughly) Once a Day. Monday, October 03, 2011. Now With Less Stuff. Kristina: Hey, check out this chocolate bar! It's infused with air bubbles so it's lighter and more airy! Me: So you paid the same amount for less chocolate? Kristina: . you just ruined my candy bar. Posted by Ed Schwehm. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Tl;dr: Developer, father, husband, student, gamer, slow-pitch softball pitcher, homeowner. thats about it. Also, Im pretty funny, so thats cool. View my complete profile.
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I'm Funny (roughly) Once a Day: September 2013
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I'm Funny (roughly) Once a Day. Monday, September 23, 2013. Me: I have like 50 tabs open from all of this exploration. Me: if only i had time to distill the information into a blog post. Dan: 50 tabs. graphic rep. Posted by Ed Schwehm. Sunday, September 22, 2013. When Helen gives her kids masks. Me: You know, it's ridiculous that they think a tiny mask that covers only the area around the eyes would actually protect their identities. I mean, it's obvious who they are with the masks on. Been a homeowner f...