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Three Baking Sheets to the Wind: October 2010
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Friday, October 29, 2010. Sugared Cinema: The Shining (1980). Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in. Mom, a quick translation: GTFO = Get the F Out). That being said, I'm going to have to file this one under "Avoid Like the Bubonic" and hope for a happier ending next week. Sorry guys. If anyone needs new insoles for their shoes or a small pillow for their kitten, I have plenty of leftove...Berry...
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Three Baking Sheets to the Wind: Harry Potter Week: Pumpkin Pasties
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Wednesday, November 17, 2010. Harry Potter Week: Pumpkin Pasties. Anything off the cart, dears? Ron stared as Harry brought it all back in to the compartment and tipped it onto an empty seat. Hungry, are you? Starving," said Harry, taking a large bite out of a pumpkin pasty. See, that's something you just don't get out of the movie. The food cravings. How can you read that and not crave a pumpkin pasty? Granted, my knowledge of pasties prior to reading The Sorcerer's Stone. Recipe from Britta Blvd. Once ...
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Three Baking Sheets to the Wind: June 2012
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Wednesday, June 13, 2012. And just like that, this place took a Keyser Sozeian turn and disappeared. Poof. Gone. I wish I could regale you with some crazy story or life-altering event (a big move.a baby.a big, moving baby) but I can't. The reason behind the hiatus is pretty simple. Shit just stopped being fun. I came home, hung up my bag, gave my usual suffocating hugs to the cats. Then it hit me: I had an entire evening to do whateverTF I wanted. Snarky attempts to dismantle current trends in pop music?
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Three Baking Sheets to the Wind: Boys.
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Tuesday, May 10, 2011. When I was at my parents' house on Sunday, my mom pulled out a folder of my old grade school stuff. I found this note in there. 4th grade. The year when baby fat ruled my world and sticks and stones would have been a welcome change of pace. If given a hot tub time machine, I would travel back to 1989 and thank those little shitheads, whose daily heckling helped me discover my backbone and inadvertently taught me a lesson that I'll carry on to my own kids one day. You are so cute.
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Three Baking Sheets to the Wind: February 2011
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Friday, February 25, 2011. Sugared Cinema: 127 Hours (2010). 3 Reasons why I absolutely must see 127 Hours:. 1 James Franco. I wanted to punch him in Spider-Man. Became an insta-hardcore-fan after Pineapple Express. The monkey's out of the bottle now! 2 The true story. Behind it is fascinating. In honor of this Oscar-nominated film, I present to you. 127 Hours Cake Boulders. If you're not hip to the current cake pop phenomenon. Clearly you've been living under a rock. (Ha? Here's what you'll need:. Can y...
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Three Baking Sheets to the Wind: December 2010
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Thursday, December 30, 2010. I'm still on island time. Physically, I'm just about all caught up. My circadian clock is back on Eastern Standard Time and my cold, lifeless feet are finally adjusting to the 50 degree drop. Mentally, on the other hand. I'm sorry for being all absent-y the past couple of weeks. I promise to get back on track after the holiday (and hangover) has passed. Have a safe and happy New Year's! Friday, December 17, 2010. With this bonus check, I'm putting in a swimming pool! To kick ...
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Three Baking Sheets to the Wind: Fin.
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Wednesday, June 13, 2012. And just like that, this place took a Keyser Sozeian turn and disappeared. Poof. Gone. I wish I could regale you with some crazy story or life-altering event (a big move.a baby.a big, moving baby) but I can't. The reason behind the hiatus is pretty simple. Shit just stopped being fun. I came home, hung up my bag, gave my usual suffocating hugs to the cats. Then it hit me: I had an entire evening to do whateverTF I wanted. Snarky attempts to dismantle current trends in pop music?
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Three Baking Sheets to the Wind: Sugared Cinema: Stand By Me (1986)
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Friday, May 6, 2011. Sugared Cinema: Stand By Me (1986). I'm kinda hungry, who's got the food? Did anybody bring anything? Oh, this is great. What are we supposed to do, eat our feet? You mean you didn't bring anything, either? Well shit, this wasn't my idea, this was Vern's idea! Why didn't you bring something? What am I supposed to do, think of everything? I brought the comb! Great, you brought the comb! What do you need a comb for? You don't even have any hair! I brought it for you guys so. One prepar...
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Three Baking Sheets to the Wind: May 2011
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Friday, May 13, 2011. It could be worse. Yesterday will go down in history as a date that will forever live in cyberspace infamy. Thankfully, the site is now back up and running. But unfortunately for the people who compose their Friday posts on Thursday nights, this was a bit of a thorn in my ass. Your regularly scheduled Sugared Cinema post and the photos to accompany it are sitting on the Mac at home with no place to go. Sorry folks. Although I suppose it could be worse. It could be Thursday. I'm kind...
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Three Baking Sheets to the Wind: An Open Letter to Family Guy and Robot Chicken.
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Tuesday, January 11, 2011. An Open Letter to Family Guy and Robot Chicken. Dear Seth MacFarlane, Seth Green, Matthew Senreich and Cherry with the long last name,. Hi I have a show idea. It originated in February 2008 but I haven't had the means (or nads) to execute it. At this point, it's just sitting on my conscience like an overdue bill. I need to unload it to open up some space, in case my mind decides to conjure up any other mildly humorous bits in the future. So I drew it. And that's my brill idea.