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The Hobo Reviews: Eeets verrrrry niiiieeece - Borat
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One homeless man. Lots of movies! And even more trampagne! Monday, November 13, 2006. Eeets verrrrry niiiieeece - Borat. Is the second cinematic outing for one of Sacha Baron Cohen's comic creations. The first. Ali G In Da House. Borat is currently smashing up the box office on both sides of the Atlantic and if you book early you might just be able to get a seat! Posted by The Hobo @ 6:41 pm. London, United Kingdom. View my complete profile. Welcome back Mr Scorsese - The Departed. I Hate the Earth.
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The Hobo Reviews: The Worst Fucking Thing in the World...EVER!
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One homeless man. Lots of movies! And even more trampagne! Monday, October 10, 2005. The Worst Fucking Thing in the World.EVER! I mean David La Chapelle's "Romeo and Juliet". Actually, I mean H&M's presentation of the above. Actually, I mean it is one of those annoying clusterfucks that purport to be adverts, but are in fact five-minute (but feel like five-hour) adverts that are filled with pretty people selling us shit that we neither need or, hopefully, want. And I've seen it twice! And then maybe thro...
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The Hobo Reviews: 07/25/2004 - 08/01/2004
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One homeless man. Lots of movies! And even more trampagne! Friday, July 30, 2004. Here are some of those things that make the cinema a fantastic place to be when free from all the evils mentioned in the last blog. Some are purely cinematic and some relate to the cinema. If there are links here, check 'em out - who knows, you might enjoy them as much as I do! The list is shorter only because, in my enthusiasm, I've written more about them! Thus far his major films list. Sympathy for Mr Vengeance. Short of...
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The Hobo Reviews: 08/22/2004 - 08/29/2004
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One homeless man. Lots of movies! And even more trampagne! Monday, August 23, 2004. In amidst all the other pain in my life, Thunderturds has added a new low. To alleviate this pain I decided to get drunk quicker by doing the new "yoof" trick of pouring shooters directly into the eye. In my urgency to wipe this horror from my mind I thought I would use wood alcohol instead. Sadly, it didn't work and I am now blind! However, for sixty bucks, something good could come of this debacle. For that sum, and...
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The Hobo Reviews: 07/11/2004 - 07/18/2004
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One homeless man. Lots of movies! And even more trampagne! Thursday, July 15, 2004. Hollywood remakes the world in its own image! In fact, one wonders how long it take before Hollywood Execs decide that, instead of re-making a classic, they’ll just defile a director’s memory by digging up their mouldering corpses, piss on them, film the abomination and release it into the cinemas! Though, truth be told, that might be more a more pleasant viewing experience than the re-makes themselves! People are led to ...
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The Hobo Reviews: 06/20/2004 - 06/27/2004
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One homeless man. Lots of movies! And even more trampagne! Saturday, June 26, 2004. A Revenger's Tragedy - Oldboy. I decided to mention it to my employer at the nearest practical moment. Well, eventually I was able to get word to "The Man" about Oldboy. His reply was short but sweet: Leave it to me! He was as good as his word! We then jump back fifteen years to his abduction, incarceration, and gruelling self-examination of why he is in the situation he is in! In short, I'll leave you with as good a reas...
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The Hobo Reviews: 07/04/2004 - 07/11/2004
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One homeless man. Lots of movies! And even more trampagne! Monday, July 05, 2004. Dude Looks Like a Lady - Bad Education. And the most beautiful thing about his artistic rise is the fact that he has achieved it without compromise. Almodovar hasn't needed to work within Hollywood, direct in English, tone down his themes, or short-change his audience to achieve his current critical and financial success; no, instead, he has simply matured. Posted by The Hobo @ 5:52 pm. London, United Kingdom.
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The Hobo Reviews: Welcome back Mr Scorsese - The Departed
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One homeless man. Lots of movies! And even more trampagne! Thursday, October 12, 2006. Welcome back Mr Scorsese - The Departed. Martin Scorsese is one of a number of great directors from the Seventies who has chosen 2006 to make a comeback of sorts (the others being Woody Allen and Brian De Palma). However, the big difference between Scorsese and his New York compatriots is that he has actually produced an excellent film to go with the 'comeback'. Woody Allen directed the hideous. Gangs of New York.
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The Hobo Reviews: Revulva - Revolver
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One homeless man. Lots of movies! And even more trampagne! Wednesday, October 26, 2005. People told me to avoid this one, to accept that Guy Ritchie had turned to the dark side for good, nonetheless I chose to ignore them. Surely, Revolver couldn't be that bad? After all, Lock, Stock. Were both pretty entertaining films and were damned by association with all the shitty British gangster films that followed in their wake ( Rancid Aluminium; Essex Boys; You're Dead; To Love, Honour and Obey. A friend just ...
