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Best Blog Ever: April 2005
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Thursday, April 28, 2005. Things I think are cool, but kind of aren't. Here are some things that are so cool, but at the same time aren't really cool at all. Streaking at a Riders game. Here are some things that just aren't cool. Saying "You are the weakest link. Goodbye.". Posted by LBomb @ 1:01 AM. Saturday, April 23, 2005. Thinking about "pimping" your 30 year old Chevette? Posted by LBomb @ 1:45 PM. Tuesday, April 19, 2005. Top 10 Things to do in a Fight. 10 Belittlement - It is extremely cool to, be...
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Best Blog Ever: November 2005
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Wednesday, November 23, 2005. I figured something out recently that thouroughly blew my mind. In Saskatchewan (and maybe the entire world, I don't know), they have these people whose job it is to figure out what's wrong with you. For example, you know when you have that weird feeling inside your stomach and it leads to that thing where you end up with your food in the toilet? You know what I'm really sick of? Posted by LBomb @ 1:09 PM. Thursday, November 17, 2005. The following is a guest-post from a co-...
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Best Blog Ever: July 2005
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Tuesday, July 26, 2005. Please tell me what's so great about Poker? Could anyone who is 300 lbs. have the potential to be better at your "sport" than you? If you answered anything other than 'no', what you play is not a sport. It's a game. Still confused? Here's a list of a few games that some network execs must think are sports because they get airtime on The Sports Network. Poker - Some people sit at a table and play cards. Are you getting this? Spelling bees - A 13-year-old spells 'appoggiatura' corre...
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Best Blog Ever: May 2005
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Wednesday, May 25, 2005. Michael Moore is an American icon.for retards. I met up with him recently at a Drag Queen beauty contest where his "wife" was a judge. I asked him (told him) if I could conduct an interview with him. He agreed because he figured hanging out with me would make him look cooler.which it did. The interview went like this:. LBomb - How much do you weigh? Michael Moore - 578 lbs. Lb - You're a fat loser. Mm - (laughs) Yes. Lb - Why are you laughing? Lb - like the muppet? Lb - It's peop...
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Best Blog Ever: December 2005
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Wednesday, December 07, 2005. No, you did NOT bring your 3 year old to the late show. There needs to be a universal, federally enforced curfew for children under the age of 16. I am considering running for Prime Minister because I think this should be a serious political issue. Know what I hate? Driving past 7-11 at 2am and seeing a pack of 13 year old boys loitering outside the store. GO HOME. Don't you have Red Shoe Diaries to watch or something? Maybe the Girls Gone Wild infomercials?
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Best Blog Ever: September 2005
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Friday, September 30, 2005. Keith Richards is so old. Damned if that isn't the best skeleton costume I've ever seen! Then they pat Keith on the back and his arm falls off. Posted by LBomb @ 11:44 PM. Thursday, September 22, 2005. Get a clue, CBC. OK, I'm gonna come right out and say it. I know lots of you are thinking it, but not all of you are saying it because, well, frankly, you're scared. And pussies. CBC IS TERRIBLE (except Hockey Night in Canada). Moore found out about the strike and decided that h...
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Best Blog Ever: October 2005
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Tuesday, October 11, 2005. I have received a few (1) proposals from other blog enthusiasts (haters) who wish to post on my blog. In case I get other offers, there are a few conditions that must be met before I go shamelessly whoring out my blog. Here they are:. 1) Payment - You owe me. A blog as prestigious as mine doesn't just get posted on by nobodys. You need to have credentials. Or money. Or boobies. Or nothing. 3) For the idiots, those spelling errors were PURPOSEFUL. Posted by LBomb @ 11:04 PM.
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Best Blog Ever: June 2005
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Thursday, June 23, 2005. Saskatchewan - Flatter Than Your 12-Year-Old Daughter" - Before people start cracking off retarded comments like "but lbomb u r not supozed to say stuf lik that. u sound lik mikal jaksin, LOLOL! I would just like to say I don't care what you think. Fact of the matter is, it's true. Your 12 year old daughter is flat.probably. Saskatchewan is flat.for sure. Saskatchewan - Impoverished since 1904" - This must be true. Why else do you think we pay 13% tax? I'm tired, be quiet. First ...
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Best Blog Ever: March 2005
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Thursday, March 31, 2005. I immediately feel the need to see this spectacle and confirm its truth for myself seeing as there are times when the youth at my house are less than truthful. I run (slowly walk) up the stairs and into YOUTH's room to check it out. Sure enough there's a girl on the ground pleading for mercy at the hands of what i can only assume is her boyfriend. I don't imagine the cops found BOYFRIEND as they circled back to the alleyway within 5 minutes of searching, but at least GIRLFRIEND ...
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Best Blog Ever: August 2005
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Thursday, August 25, 2005. Here's something that pisses me off. When people who are obviously huge losers in real life get into a social setting that makes them feel good about themselves. And then they start getting arrogant. Posted by LBomb @ 11:55 PM. Regina, Sask., Canada. View my complete profile. Incompetence in the workplace. Cobain is dead. GET OVER IT. The Juice is my hero. Subaru is going out of business. Bottom 6 Worst Movies Ive Ever Seen That I Can Th. Feminism makes me throw up my testicles.
