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Tips for Working with Others - officehell.generictrend.com
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RULES FOR THE OFFICE. If you happen upon the last donut and someone has already cut it in half, just eat the last half, don't leave a quarter of a plain donut behind, nobody REALLY wants it anyway. BESIDES, earlier you weren't concerned with sharing when you snatched up the only jelly-filled with sprinkles in the box. If you have to carefully place your garbage in the trash can because it's too full, then it's time to empty it. STOP BEING LAZY. That when you first started using computers. You had to use ...
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Field Notes 2008 - officehell.generictrend.com
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NOTES GATHERED IN FIELD - 2008. It's the new year and I don't feel like working. While killing a morning, cleaning out my inbox, I find this gem from last month. With less than 48 hours notice I was invited to my boss' Christmas party by his secretary. Ugh. No one RSVP'd so you're inviting the whole office? Top two conversations I've heard well too many times in the office? What someone would to if they won the lottery and discussions about funny commercials. Why do I have to Work on the Fifteenth Floor?
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Office Desk Environments - officehell.generictrend.com
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Been there for years, but has as desk as empty as a desert. It's as if he he's expected to be fired that afternoon, every day, for almost two and a half years. The Barren. May have a few binders, a pencil cup, 3 pens, and maybe a stapler on their desk. Instead of an actual pencil cup, they most likely have a paper cup or the free coffee mug given out at last year's office party. This guy probably isn't going out to lunch with others very often, if at all. At any point during the day. Can't be bothered to...
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Defying all conventional labels.
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Field Notes 2007 - officehell.generictrend.com
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NOTES GATHERED IN FIELD - 2007. Random few people can sing in such a tone to break glass. Sanders, of middle management fame, in the submittal and processing section, can speak in the tone of boring such that drowsiness is quickly induced. At one meeting he spoke uninterrupted for three minutes. I had to spike an adrenaline shot into my heart to stay awake. Much like two ships trying to signal on a bobbing ocean. Or like an elderly married couple, feigning deafness to escape another conversation. Typical...
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Field Notes 2006 - officehell.generictrend.com
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NOTES GATHERED IN FIELD - 2006. Supervisor: Time sheet blah blah. Worker: I can print that [opens program]. Supervisor: How was your weekend [yawns]? Worker: My friend broke his neck . . .has to have the same surgery Christopher Reeve had. Supervisor: [pointing] Click there to print. Supervisor: Well, that's too bad [walks away]. The problem with not having a break room:. A friend relayed this bit from his journal to me. He works in the accounts receivable department at some corporate schlock house:.
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Office Hell - generictrend.com
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To whom it may concern:. Selected essays, memeos, faxes and mind-numbing tortures. Select from the below list for more information. Don't forget to look busy - always look busy). How to Survive Working in an Office. Tips for Working with Others. Observations from a large corporate meeting. Resume for a Graduate Architect. Faxes about everything else.