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Chov's Rant Emporium: December 2008
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Chov's Rant Emporium, a nonsense-filled blog for the discerning ranter. (Note to self: Insert 10,000 word legal disclaimer here when I have time.). Tuesday, December 23, 2008. YOU go sit on his lap and ask him for a pony . Monday, December 22, 2008. Unlovable Losers.Part I. I'll dig a little hole here and BURY some of my SPARE F*CKING CASH because I have run out of places to bury it in my BACKYARD. And all my POCKETS are FULL. Hey, I wonder if this will count as a F*CKING GOAL? How could this happen?
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Chov's Rant Emporium: June 2010
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Chov's Rant Emporium, a nonsense-filled blog for the discerning ranter. (Note to self: Insert 10,000 word legal disclaimer here when I have time.). Tuesday, June 22, 2010. Chov's World Cup 2010 Daily Forehead Slap. It's a late start, but here is Chov's Daily roundup of the World Cup 2010. There'll be a quick recap post to bring it up to date in the next day or so. Paraguay are the only team that can seriously threaten Argentina for the title of “Most 70s Hairstyles In One Squad”. Brazil 3-1 Ivory Coast.
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Chov's Rant Emporium: Bulldogs Announce New Club Award - The Ben Hannant Memorial Wimp of the Fucken Year Award
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Chov's Rant Emporium, a nonsense-filled blog for the discerning ranter. (Note to self: Insert 10,000 word legal disclaimer here when I have time.). Thursday, March 25, 2010. Bulldogs Announce New Club Award - The Ben Hannant Memorial Wimp of the Fucken Year Award. Ben Hannant, you fucken wimp, you piss me off. Then you got swine flu and I laughed, so that was alright. (See, I can be fair and balanced, just like Fox News). Don't tense up, Benny! THIS is why we're called the "Family Club"! This was when yo...
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Chov's Rant Emporium: March 2010
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Chov's Rant Emporium, a nonsense-filled blog for the discerning ranter. (Note to self: Insert 10,000 word legal disclaimer here when I have time.). Friday, March 26, 2010. Don't count your chickens, dipshits. As a long suffering Parramatta Eels fan, I know all about the Curse of Brain Smith. So I feel it's only fair to explain it to all the Chooks fans who are getting giddy and almost wetting themselves with premiership excitement after TWO ROUNDS. Brain Smith appears to be a good coach. Matt Petersen, d...
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Chov's Rant Emporium: September 2008
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Chov's Rant Emporium, a nonsense-filled blog for the discerning ranter. (Note to self: Insert 10,000 word legal disclaimer here when I have time.). Friday, September 19, 2008. Special Annnouncement: New Australian National Anthem! This is a special announcement. When we get around to voting for the Official God-King of Australia, an election which I shall surely win, I have already decided what my first action as the new ruler shall be. And then, in a moment of near-blinding clarity - an epiphany of sort...
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Chov's Rant Emporium: November 2008
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Chov's Rant Emporium, a nonsense-filled blog for the discerning ranter. (Note to self: Insert 10,000 word legal disclaimer here when I have time.). Wednesday, November 26, 2008. Hybrid Game = Like Combining A Shit And A Turd. Because I like to observe morons in their natural habitat, I often check out the "comments" section when surfing the web. There is nowhere else on Earth where idiocy is compressed into such super-density it almost becomes diamond. Yeah, that learned him. It was exposed as a 'beat-up...
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Chov's Rant Emporium: February 2009
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Chov's Rant Emporium, a nonsense-filled blog for the discerning ranter. (Note to self: Insert 10,000 word legal disclaimer here when I have time.). Friday, February 27, 2009. Happy Birthday to Me. Again. The Chov celebrating a whopping 35 angry orbits today! Monday, February 23, 2009. Chov's 15 Second Book Review, followed by Chov's 15 Minute Book Review (of the same book). The latest literary offering I have digested is “. Justice For All: The Truth About Metallica. First, allow me to express my view on...
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Chov's Rant Emporium: March 2008
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Chov's Rant Emporium, a nonsense-filled blog for the discerning ranter. (Note to self: Insert 10,000 word legal disclaimer here when I have time.). Friday, March 14, 2008. Chov's F*cktacular NRL 2008 Preview #10: St George Illawarra. St George Dragons (when they lose) Illawarra Steelers (when they play in scarlet, play at WIN Stadium, or win). Why I Hate The F*cken Team / F*cken Coach / F*cken Locality:. On the other hand, f*ck the St George Dragons up the f*cken ar$e with a broken bottle. CEO Peter Dous...
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Chov's Rant Emporium: May 2009
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Chov's Rant Emporium, a nonsense-filled blog for the discerning ranter. (Note to self: Insert 10,000 word legal disclaimer here when I have time.). Tuesday, May 12, 2009. And now, we interrupt our regular rubbish to bring you a serious RAGE interlude. And so, after a period of dormancy, Chov returns with a rage to blister the paint on his walls and which blew out about 14 of those stupid little downlights around his hut (Chov lives as a recluse in a hut somewhere up in the ranges around Canberra). If you...
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Chov's Rant Emporium: Welcome to the stage...the Moan-ly Sea Eagles!
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Chov's Rant Emporium, a nonsense-filled blog for the discerning ranter. (Note to self: Insert 10,000 word legal disclaimer here when I have time.). Wednesday, March 24, 2010. Welcome to the stage.the Moan-ly Sea Eagles! First morons up against the wall - the Manly Sea Eagles. That's it.a nice family-friendly pic. Bit of a smile. Bit of a laugh. The sponsors will love this. And if they don't we'll call their daughters sluts and punch them out at our season launch. Grow a pair you fucken cry-babies. Mentio...