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The Answer Bird: Question: Would Life be Easier if I Were not Mad Sexy?
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Marvin the Parrot Answers Life's Hard Questions for Peanuts. Monday, June 9, 2008. Question: Would Life be Easier if I Were not Mad Sexy? Does marv think life might have been easier if he were not such a handsome devil? Mr mollo ponders this some of the time - and wonders if marv would like to share his thoughts. No, Mr. Mollo, it's not easy being a player. But it beats hatching some hen parrot's eggs while she swings on your favorite bird toys. In conclusion, it's all good, dog. Marv The Answer Bird.
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The Answer Bird: July 2008
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Marvin the Parrot Answers Life's Hard Questions for Peanuts. Saturday, July 19, 2008. My Favorite Low-Cal Snack. Readers want to know how I stay so thin and gorgeous. Who can blame them? I think I'll reveal one of my dieting secrets. I wish the fat human would avail himself of the hot water supply more often; not to drop too broad a hint. Here is a bird video:. Marv The Answer Bird. Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Marv The Answer Bird. MY HUMAN WROTE THIS:. Steve H. Graham.
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The Answer Bird: April 2007
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Marvin the Parrot Answers Life's Hard Questions for Peanuts. Monday, April 23, 2007. Question: Day Bird or Night Bird? I still worship you Marvin. Are you a AM bird or a night bird? Is your primate a night primate or a AM primate? Thank you for the nice question. I enjoyed reading it almost as much as eating a peanut or pooping under a couch cushion where the human will not discover it until months later. On the other hand, what if the human is active in the morning and wants to get to sleep early? Pleas...
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The Answer Bird: September 2008
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Marvin the Parrot Answers Life's Hard Questions for Peanuts. Tuesday, September 30, 2008. Question: Am I Glad my Owner is Religious? I have received another question, from Mr. Mollo:. Marv - has steve changed as your bird daddy since he has become more religious? How do his new beliefs affect YOUR life? First of all, it seems odd to me that the fat human believes in God, in view of the overwhelming evidence that he is descended from monkeys. Here is a bird video:. Marv The Answer Bird. Links to this post.
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The Answer Bird: Bird-Squeezing is Always Permissible
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Marvin the Parrot Answers Life's Hard Questions for Peanuts. Monday, June 2, 2008. Bird-Squeezing is Always Permissible. Someone has asked me whether it is okay to squeeze a bird on the sabbath. Although I am a second-generation Indonesian-American and consider myself a Muslim, I feel totally qualified to answer this question. Infidels. Do not bother checking the Talmud. I am pretty sure we are on solid ground here. Kufrs. Marv The Answer Bird. First fill the locker with food and babes. Other Side of Kim.
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The Answer Bird: April 2008
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Marvin the Parrot Answers Life's Hard Questions for Peanuts. Wednesday, April 30, 2008. It is now 10:56 pm, and the cockatoo has been squeezed. The situation is satisfactory. However it will not remain so unless squeezing resumes by 11:05. Here is a bird who is clearly squeeze-deprived. Links to this post. Attention Bird Rights Activists. I would like to inform the world that it is now 11:40 am, and so far today no bird-squeezing has occurred. I appeal to the United Nations to investigate this atrocity.
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The Answer Bird: May 2007
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Marvin the Parrot Answers Life's Hard Questions for Peanuts. Wednesday, May 30, 2007. Believe it or Not, Humans Can be Useful. Here's a fun new thing to do that will probably become a fad. Find yourself an obese human who has nothing important to do. Have him grab your feet. Then have him put you on top of his head on your back and make him rub you all over his scalp like a loofah. Make sure he is clean first. I find that I can stimulate my human to take a shower by pooping in his hair. And now a video.
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The Answer Bird: June 2008
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Marvin the Parrot Answers Life's Hard Questions for Peanuts. Monday, June 9, 2008. Question: Would Life be Easier if I Were not Mad Sexy? Does marv think life might have been easier if he were not such a handsome devil? Mr mollo ponders this some of the time - and wonders if marv would like to share his thoughts. No, Mr. Mollo, it's not easy being a player. But it beats hatching some hen parrot's eggs while she swings on your favorite bird toys. In conclusion, it's all good, dog. Marv The Answer Bird.
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The Answer Bird: May 2008
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Marvin the Parrot Answers Life's Hard Questions for Peanuts. Wednesday, May 28, 2008. Freedom is OK, but Delivery is Better. Here is a link to a wonderful story. About how South Florida is being improved by immigrants. Of course, the immigrants are parrots. More hairless monkeys would not improve anything, except for the places they left. I have considered moving out and taking advantage of the local fruits and nuts. But I have been informed that in the real world, no one puts your food in a bowl and...
