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Funniest Women on the Planet. Back to the 80s. You are here: Home. Natalie Wall likes to think she is a female comedian but the reality is she’s a NYC girl trying to make it big. If she’s not writing in her blog, Awkward Sex and the City. She’s spraying vanilla icing on a mini donut or thinking of ways to kill Dora from Dora the Explorer. Help her, humor her and fall in love with the pale pasty princess straight out of Compton (not really). Where life is all sunshine and sausages. San Diego Union Tribune.
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Worn Ragged: Mommies on the Edge: June 2013
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Worn Ragged: Mommies on the Edge. Tuesday, June 25, 2013. Come on Sugar, Let Me Know. A million Big Questions occupied me all evening and well into the night. Unable to sleep, I got up and did what I always do: seek comfort in the Internets (specifically, friends in Europe). And I did! I did find that comfort- but not by spraching the Deutsch or trying not to gnash teeth in the Skype face of my friend in Rome. I haven't laffed that hard in about a decade. Links to this post. Tuesday, June 18, 2013. Was e...
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Defying entropy since 1966. In Which We Rebuild Civilization from the Comfort of Our Living Room. The other night, Raymond and I were sitting around in our living room, which consists of our beloved plush brown sofa that we shipped from Pittsburgh to the West Coast, plus a few square feet of surrounding floor space. We’ve each got a folding tray table, supposedly for eating on, but instead we have piled them with our respective messes. We take our meals from plates that we hold in our laps. And he’s outs...
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Cheese Rituals and Festivals. The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese… (G.K. Chesterton). Have the poets really been silent? Got a cheese poem? A poet’s hope. Like some valley cheese,. Local, but prized elsewhere. W H Auden (1907 – 1973). Sonnet to a Stilton Cheese. Stilton, thou shouldst be living at this hour. And so thou art. Nor losest grace thereby;. England has need of thee, and so have I-. She is a Fen. Far as the eye can scour,. To Stilton in the fields, she is a Fen.
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Worn Ragged: Mommies on the Edge: On Deafness (the Blue Period)
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Worn Ragged: Mommies on the Edge. Tuesday, June 2, 2015. On Deafness (the Blue Period). Ask me anything about flying squirrels. Click-clack, goes the buxom blonde in the close-fitting black suit. Click-clack across the waiting room floor. And then back. Scuttle, go the Galapagos lizards. Whomp, go the birds that cannot land. Click-clack. There goes the blonde again. Click-clack, again, but this time from the beaks of beautifully odd birds with blue feet. You see where this is going, don't you? Molecular ...
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Worn Ragged: Mommies on the Edge: June 2015
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Worn Ragged: Mommies on the Edge. Tuesday, June 2, 2015. On Deafness (the Blue Period). Ask me anything about flying squirrels. Click-clack, goes the buxom blonde in the close-fitting black suit. Click-clack across the waiting room floor. And then back. Scuttle, go the Galapagos lizards. Whomp, go the birds that cannot land. Click-clack. There goes the blonde again. Click-clack, again, but this time from the beaks of beautifully odd birds with blue feet. You see where this is going, don't you? Marvin the...
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Worn Ragged: Mommies on the Edge: March 2013
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Worn Ragged: Mommies on the Edge. Wednesday, March 27, 2013. International Relations Are a Gas. Remember: you heard it here first. Kid: Coop says that, in America, when you get to be around nine, you really start to fart a lot. From my own research, I would estimate that, here in Canada, it's more like when you're ten. Links to this post. Tuesday, March 26, 2013. An object in motion stays in motion unless acted upon by an outside force.". Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Take your best shot.
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Worn Ragged: Mommies on the Edge: June 2014
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Worn Ragged: Mommies on the Edge. Thursday, June 19, 2014. I am running out of grocery stores that I can enter without assuming some sort of disguise. Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). LG G5 Smartphone from TELUS #honeymonth. Book Notes - Laia Jufresa "Umami". 8 Narratively Stories of Long, Hard “Falls”. Thin and Chewy Chocolate Chip Cookies. Letters from the end consumer. Pretty Doesn’t Equal Can. On being Canadian: wearing toques in summer. Take your best shot. Hyperbole and a Half. This ...
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Worn Ragged: Mommies on the Edge: September 2013
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Worn Ragged: Mommies on the Edge. Monday, September 23, 2013. At nine on Saturday morning, I felt weary again (being up for a full 15 minutes can do that to a girl of advanced years), so I made a simple request: that Kid and I postpone our Scrabble game for another 30 minutes. We agreed that he would come shake me at 9.30. I decided I didn't want you interfering in my business.". Links to this post. Wednesday, September 18, 2013. This weekend: gathering at sister's. Stylish friend of sister to be in ...
